You Create The Caption #5

(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: I'm trying to stay away from the 5-way tie everyday, so judging is going to be tough. About 6 or so of the entries from Friday made me do spittakes so great job.....The winnar for today is one Miggs for the caption below....









"Don't ever wear a non-Nike hoody again, whore."

This wins for one major reason.......he would so say that to her. Today's contest should be a doosy, and I'll throw all of you a softball......


AA's Entry: "Oh Come On! It has to be a #1 jersey as well. Just f'ing rub it in you d***s!!!"

(AP Photo/Jason DeCrow)