You've undoubtedly already seen this item, but I had to make a space for it here on these pages. Brett Myers went ballistic on a Philly reporter after giving up two homers with the game tied on Saturday against the Padres. Bugs and Cranks transcribe the tirade in an easy to read, curse laden format...
Sam Carchidi: “You thought they both were pop ups?”Pwned! You are an f'ing retard to even think that Brett Myers has an anger problem?!?! You don't know s**t about the game of baseball!!! Are you pointing at me through that computer screen motherf***er?!!?!?!
Brett Myers: “Yeah, didn’t you? You think they crushed ‘em?”
SC: “The first one I thought was out, the second one no.”
BM: “Yeah, cause you’re a retard, you don’t know s**t about f***in’ baseball. You’re filling in for somebody.”
SC: “How do you spell ‘retard’?”
BM: “You know how to spell it, it’s in your f***in’ vocabulary, I’m sure you know.”
SC: “You are classy, I’ll tell ya.”
BM: “Go on. [Get] outta here, you f***in’ idiot.”
SC: [pointing at Brett Myers] “You’re the f***in’ idiot.”
BM: “Hey! You pointin’ at me motherf***er?! I’ll tell you what, dude, I’ll knock you mutherf***ing out! F**K YOU!!! You’re tough when f***in’ people are standing in front of you, aren’t you, you piece of s**t! Come on! You f***ing idiot. Yeah, you’re tough when f***in’ people are standing in front of you, you stupid ass.”
SC: “I’m a retard?”
BM: “Yeah, that’s right, YOU ARE, you’re a f***ing idiot. You ask stupid ass f***ing questions!”
Here's the edited audio, but B&C still has the curse filled tirade if you're looking for a rise.
Brett Myers blows (the game); screams obscenities at reporter (Bugs and Cranks)