Washington Area Residents Will Give Up A Lot For Cowboys-Skins Tickets

Had this forwarded to me by reader Brenden this morning and couldn't stop laughing. Redskins fans are willing to give up a good bit of coin (and other things) for tickets to tomorrow's game. Via Craigslist.....

HERES WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER FOR SKINS TICKETS THAT ARE PRICED 6 TIMES THE FACE VALUE:

MY SON MARK....HE IS A HARD WORKER AND GREAT STUDENT AND DEFINITELY WORTH 2 UPPER LEVEL TICKETS. I CAN HAVE ALL OF HIS THINGS PACKED UP FEDEXED TO U BY TONIGHT.

MY DAUGHTER MEGAN: SHE IS MY FIRST BORN AND ONLY DAUGHTER SO WOULD LIKE TO GET 2 LOWERS FOR HER. SHE IS THIRD GRADE AND AN HONOR ROLL STUDENT SHE LOVES HANNAH MONTANA AND CAN ALSO BE FEDEXED WITH TRACKING NUMBER TONIGHT.

MY WIFE DEBBIE:SHE....SHE...SHE HELL U CAN HAVE HER FOR A PARKING PASS

2007 BMW 328XI...ONLY 4000 MILES ON IT PAID OVER 40,000 LOADED OUT...WOULD LIKE TO GET 4 CLUBS FOR IT AND A PARKING PASS I KNOW THATS A LOT TO ASK OF U SCALPERS SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW ON THAT ONE.

U SCALPERS ARE IDIOTS

Someone seems a tad bit bitter about not being able to get tickets.

I Am Begging Skins/Cowboys Willing To Pay Anything I Mean Anything (Craigslist)