Dear Peyton.....

So you knew it was coming, and all I can say is wow. It's sort of NSFW (if your work doesn't like hearing the phrase "take a big dump"), and it's genius.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXy9t9v9LzY]

You know.....I was completely unaware that Thomas Jones read Danielle Steel. I did however know about his baking prowess.