The Pammy Awards Week 11
Thanks for sticking with me all day Saturday and coming up with our best group of ten ever. Thanks to dumpster diving, lingerie, and Sherry Blackledge we've got our winners! These were tough to rank so I'm leaving it in your hands to make a case for your favorite in the comments.
The Pam Ward Chronicles Week Eleven
10. "That was a free play. The third down play was a free play for Tress because he knew if he didn't hit it on fourth down he was gonna go for the first down."- Bob Griese
9. "That's their largest bulge in the game" - Eric Collins (Via Mookie)
8. "Lingerie on the field!" - Verne Lundquist, after Knowshon Moreno scores for Georgia. (ViaS2N)
7. "Now they've lost a 14 point lead again a highly aroused Florida State team."- Bill Curry
6. "That's a big kid." - Mike Patrick
"Yeah." - Todd Blackledge
"That's a Todd Blackledge kind of body." - Mike Patrick
"That is not. No. Sherry Blackledge probably wishes that was a Todd Blackledge body."- Todd Blackledge
(Via The Unreliable Narrator)
5. "You can't return a muff."- Dave Pasch
4."If I'm Georgia, I'm gonna ride my hot guy right now." Gary Danielson (Via Gangsta D)
3."He would have had to pull a Louganis to avoid diving into Cox." - Verne Lundquist, as a UGA player gets called for roughing the passer. (Via S2N)
2. "The Cavaliers come in here, and they're like, you know, your uncle that shows up to a party and has too much, and ends up putting the lampshade on his head."- Mark Jones (Via Charles)
1. "You know the best advice I've heard all season is to avoid Hospital dumpsters."- Chris Spielman
You never disappoint me Chris. Others may but you keep giving! And if Gary Danielson wins this thing after all the work you've put in (and we giving him a positive review before the season) Chris, I don't know what I'm going to do!
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Here are the standings after eleven weeks........
1. Gary Danielson (47)
2. Mike Patrick (43)
3. Chris Spielman (42)
4. Brad Nessler (40)
5. Pam Ward (29)
6. Lee Corso (28)
7. Dave Pasch (26)
8. Bob Griese (23)
9. Verne Lundquist (20),
10. Pat Haden, Paul Maguire (19)
Others Receiving Votes: Andre Ware (16), Ray Bentley (16), Mark Jones (16), Bill Curry (12), Craig James (11.5), Tim Brandt (11), Brent Musburger (11), Dave Lapham (10), Gerry Dinardo (9), Dave Lamont (9), Lou Holtz (9), Tom Hart (8), Ed Cunningham (8), Todd Blackledge (7), Mellissa Knowles (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Sean McDonough (7), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Holly Rowe (5), Charles Arbuckle (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Doug Flutie (3.5), Desmond Howard (3), Jim Donnan (3), Erin Andrews (3), Eric Collins (2) Jim Kelly (1)
