After the week that Penn State has had, many of you may be wondering how on earth someone can make light of this child rape investigation. But if you were around a TV on Saturday night and witnessed SNL, you probably are thinking that they handled this situation about as best as humanly possible.
In the SNL news segment, Seth Meyers introduces Jason Sudeikis (the Devil) and begins to describe the entire situation to him, knowing nothing about what has transpired. The Devil actually gets so disgusted, he starts ranting about how terribly everyone in this situation has handled the events that have transpired.
When the Prince of Darkness is calling Sandusky a monster, warning rioting students about their actions, and scolding Joe Pa for not reporting these allegations to the police, that’s pretty bad.
So while you can never make light of a child rape scandal, in a story that is too big too ignore, SNL skillfully cracks on the idiots that performed these actions and the ones that never did enough to stop it.
"Jared Abbrederis had a fumbled punt against Nebraska...a year ago." - Beth Mowins- It was actually two weeks ago
Craig James should be disqualified from this because he is so incredibly awful. He makes god knows how many mistakes a game and he stays employed, you did this poorly at a minimum wage job, you'd be fired.
From @rchinnis "Being down 18 points is not a big deal." Since when, Brian Griese?
Sean McDonough, after 3 consecutive correct calls go against the Longhorn Nation..."They boo the officials louder than they cheer their own team." Now that the WWL is IN BED with UT, it is probably McDonough's last visit to Austin, much less ever call a Texas game again. Sean, I hate to be the one to tell you, but you'll never work in this town again."
Pam Ward: "What a scene in Charlottesville." Dan Hawkins: "Georgia Tech not able to get any of those big, huge plays."
Pam Ward: "And they're not going to get him!" (said about the Georgia Tech defense pursuing the Virginia QB while the Tech defenders were tackling the UVA QB for no gain.)
From @LegacyWorksProd: Verne Lundquist: "Rocky Top...the national anthem of Tennessee" Yeah, that makes sense
From @dan_treadway "Doesn't matter how good you are, you still need help on the offensive line."-Matt Millen, architect of one of the worst O-lines ever.
Gary Danielson just said, "He's gotta look at the ball and the sideline at the same damn time." ... I don't think he meant to say damn.
Gary Danielson is lighting fires! "I'm gonna go & check on Rogers' stats? He doesn't have one" after reading Mathieu's tweet.
"I like how Manny Diaz is trusting his young secretary" - Matt Millen in reference to a 3rd and 10 play for OKST vs Texas.
"When will the black curse move out of Knoxville?" is probably the wrong way to phrase that, Derek Dooley/Verne Lundquist.
Chris Spielman: "Live by the blitz, die by the blitz. Michigan State chose life."
Um Chris, I don't think anybody CHOOSES death.
@sctvman He must be confusing him with Russell Wilson...All QB's look alike anyway