Has anyone in the history of civilized society gone through a more dramatic public image transformation as Iron Mike Tyson? The one time baddest man on the planet, the man who served jailtime for a rape conviction, the man who came back to boxing and bit off a man's ear and then said he wanted to eat his opponent's children. That guy, that guy Mike Tyson, is now playing starring supporting roles in popular comedies, roasting Charlie Sheen, and most recently, singing classic bossa nova songs on Brazilian television. You can't make this up! If you woke somebody up from a 20 year coma and told them Mike Tyson was trying his best Frank Sinatra impersonation, wearing a white tux complete with fedora, and had a tattoo on his face... well, that person would just be in shock.
I'll give Iron Mike one thing, he has more natural musical talent than Ashlee Simpson...
As far as I can piece together from the Caldeirão do Luciano Huck website (thanks to Google Translate), Tyson appeared on the show per request from its host Luciano Huck. One thing's for sure, this is the most interesting boxing-related news in a long time. Hopefully a cabaret tour across the states is in Mike's future.
Beth Mowins in Illinois-NU game: Northwestern in the white uniforms, Illinois in the red. (since when do the Orange and Blue where red uniforms)
Danielson on UF's QB situation: "It's like, you're one of the guys who carries the bullets, then all the sudden, you have the musket."
Mike Morgan and Brett Favre doing a tease for CSS at beginning of game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UrJamSz34Q&feature=youtu.be&a
Musburger after the Pan Am spot: "as someone who rode the Pam Am stock to 0, I may wait a few weeks before jumping on board"
From @izuby: Matt Millen: "MSU has three deep, they're not going to give up the big play". Next play? OSU TD
Beuerlein says "referee had no choice but to call a hold there". When did officials have a choice to throw a flag? Its pretty black & white
On that Robert Griffin quote, "Who is this guy? He came out of nowhere."
Trailing 13-9 with 1:26 to go, Spero Dedes asks Steve Beuerlein what the South Carolina strategy should be. Beuerlein replies "Well the strategy is what it is."
"...And under the bright lights. We saw a lot of bright lights players here today." - Eric Collins on Michigan's match up vs. Northwestern next weekend
"That's the sound of pods papping." - John Sanders at the Case Western / Allegheny game broadcast on Fox College Sports Atlantic.
"Channeling their inner Charles Schultz here, Lucy pulling ball off tee." - Cross
"Wheres PigPen ?" - Eagle.
when ball falls off kicking tee twice after AF touchdown.
"Sharks may be in water, but I dont know if their instincts are working" - Randy Cross on Navys D .
Apparently one of Navy's slogans is sharks in the water.
Brian Griese: "The way I remember the Legends is the Ms, the Ns, and Iowa."
Clay Matvick: "Then how do you figure out the Leaders?"
Uhh... everyone who's not in the Legends?
"He went for the legs and got air. Resulting in a first down." - Randy Cross on a missed tackle at Air Force Navy.
From @swmckewonowh Desmond Howard calls Taylor Martinez "Tino Martinez."