Francis Higgins is an Irish comedian and part of the Irish mockumentary TV series Hardy Bucks. He's given a gift to the world at large with this piece of mock commentary for an Olympic sailing competition, which is one of the best and funniest you'll ever see. This video being my first exposure to Olympic sailing, I can't believe nobody has done something like this before. It's not too late for NBC to add Francis to their primetime edits. I'd love to see him take on dressage.
UPDATE: The IOC has taken down Higgins' video... because they are just the worst. Yes, even worse than MLB. We'll be on the lookout if another version appears.