Cristiano Ronaldo's backheel goal was the highlight of the weekend in La Liga, but alas it was Barcelona once again taking a trip to Ray's World. Sure that flashy backheel was nice, but can it compare to GolTV's Ray Hudson calling Lionel Messi's leg a hypodermic needle? I didn't think so.
Barca goal called off for handball (:32)
"MAGIC FROM THE CHILEAN... AAAHHH... MAGICAL... AHHH... ah they're calling it for handball is it? It looks like it is. Alexis Sanchez absolutely brilliant. The Chilean is magnificent here to set up Leo who is streaking into the box like a bat out of hell."
Courtois save (1:35)
"Top class, Thibault Courtois, Belgian international and Belgian... junglecat here. Fabulous springing save, like a big grasshopper."
1-0 Alves (1:58)
"Magic... YYYYAAAAAAHHH!!!! ABSOULTELY MAGNIFICENT BEYOND BELIEF!! A pure celebration of everything that is Barcelona is what it is. This is jaw dropping genius of team football. And he says we love you too... look at this magisterial turn from the Argentina man drawing players to him like iron filings to a magnet"
1-1 Falcao (3:55)
"WOH!... A very fortunate goal but they don't care. Sometimes the ugliest goals are most beautiful."
2-1 Messi (6:30)
"Wuh... OYAA!! HA HA!!... Again, where the insane becomes the routine with this man. He is nothing less than a ball whisperer. Phenomenal strike from Messi and again we will say that his left leg is like a big hypodermic needle. Astonishing accuracy! Fabulous gamesmanship but look at this. Immaculate play and they gotta be more ready. They gotta be more alert."