Breaking: Craig James concedes shock defeat in Texas Senate Primary

Written by Matt Yoder on .

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In what could be the biggest political shocks in American history... no, in the history of democracy going back to the Ancient Greeks, Craig James has unbelievably lost his bid to become the Republican nominee for the United States Senate in Texas.  With his football career and experience as a college football announcer, James' experience was well-suited for service in the United States congress.  If Jesse Ventura could become a Governor, why not Craig James for the Senate?  With his "Real Street" message and promises to stand up to buillies and make-believe evil, James was just beginning to connect with Texas voters as his support inched forward in recent polls.  

And tonight, suddenly, the dream has died.  Craig James has conceded.

With 37% of precincts reporting and counting, James has received 4% of the vote in Texas.  How could this have happened?  Where did it all go wrong???
 
8 comments
minnie6998
minnie6998

@tdappel You know the Weather Channel does that too.

tdappel
tdappel

@minnie6998 Can't say that I have watched much TWC recently.

minnie6998
minnie6998

@tdappel Start my morning watch SportsCenter then, on the 8's, switch over to TWC to see the local weather...than back to sports

minnie6998
minnie6998

@tdappel ROTFLMAO! That was a good one

tdappel
tdappel

@minnie6998 It's okay. Just kidding. I won't call Sean.

minnie6998
minnie6998

@tdappel The local news reports on sports isn't enough and we don't broadcast sports every day...so I have to watch that other network

tdappel
tdappel

@minnie6998 Not exclusively CBS? Tsk tsk.

tex19490
tex19490

Take a lesson from WWE: Twitter just for the sake of Twitter is pointless and annoying.

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