Straight Outta Stockton Week 6

Written by Matt Yoder on .

Dick Stockton has been calling MLB playoff games for Turner in the last week, but with the Division Series behind us, he returned to the NFL on Fox booth on Sunday for Redskins/Vikings.  What do you think the odds were he called Robert Griffin III "Robert Griffin Junior" at least once?  1/100?  1/1000?  Let's just call it a virtual lock.

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CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Tom Jackson of NFL Countdown had a 5 point plan to fix the Cowboys and Number 3 was Get rid of the dancing pole-You really don't need that in a football stadium. You've already told one guy that he can't go to a place where they may have some dancing poles. Let's make this effective for the whole football team.

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Terry Bradshaw on the mindset of the 49ers as they face the Giants- There's nothing greater than revenge. If i was going to fight Howie, there's no way i can beat Howie, especially at his house but if he comes over to my house,i'd still lose but i'd feel a little more confident.

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Terry Bradshaw on the caliber of Quarterback in the NFC West- the NFC west has the weakest set of Quarterbacks. Sam Bradford dosen't have enough talent around him. Alex Smith is only 1 game above.500 as a starter but he's the class of the NFC West.

Now that he can run the football, he"s taken his game up.

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Howie Long on the Jets Quarterback controversy on FOX NFL Sunday Pregame show-

Mark Sanchez need to move to a new ZIP code as soon as possible. He needs a fresh start, to which Jimmy Johnson suggested You are exactly right, how about the Saskatchewan Roughriders, before Terry Bradshaw summed up the Jets situation by saying That"s a bad football team with no talent around Sanchez. You want to bring Tebow in? That wouldn't be a bad idea. Go to the wing-t while you are at it.

rs44
rs44

I thought for sure this one from Stockton would be here:

 

"And the pass is ... caught!"

 

Meanwhile the Vikings players are jumping with joy, and then:

 

"Or intercepted, it was picked off!"

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

James Brown after a studio update in the 3rd quarter said Now back to the bird and beard.

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Ian Eagle- Who are you and what have you done with Dan Fouts???

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Dan Fouts- as Webster very crarftily, wriggles out of the tackle, to which Ian Eagle responds Is that a word, to which Dan Fouts responds It is now, to which Ian Eagle responds Well we better send it to Webster than!!!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Ian Eagle- That is not a simultaneous catch right partner, to which Dan Fouts replied Yes, that is correct Ian, to  which Ian Eagle replied You were 1 of the broadcasters for that game isn't that right partner, to which Dan Fouts replied Yes i was!!!

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