Straight Outta Stockton - Week 1

Written by Matt Yoder on .

Last year AA had their first ever NFL quote contest and Dick Stockton fittingly won the awards that bore his name.  Well, this year things are a bit busier around AA HQ, so we've streamlined Straight Outta Stockton into a Monday recap of all the best Sunday quotes and announcing observations from you via Twitter.  Think of it as a weekly Real Tweets from Real People to provide a bounty of NFL announcing goodness.  Wait... did I say bounty and NFL in the same sentence?  After all, we have to have some way to pay tribute to Dick Stockton talking about the Browns defense containing Browns RB Trent Richardson!

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CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Hold the phone- Chris Berman after the Raiders scored a touchdown and converted a 2 point conversion with 54 seconds left in regulation!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Chris Berman- Maybe that is why you don't know how to spell Trent!

Trent Dilfer- yeah that is exactly why i don't know how to spell Boom!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

II is better to have a slim chnce over no chance-Chris Berman talking about the chance that the Raiders would come back and beat the Chargers when they had the ball and were losing 22 to 6 with 5 minutes left in regulation!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

You know, Rome wasn't built in a day or even a week, for that matter-Chris Berman!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

As he kicks it into the 10 yard line and if this were Golf, his shot were be10 feet from the hole-Chris Berman

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Nate Kading makes it 22 to 6 Lightning Bolts!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Trent Dilfer- Don't ask me to spel or about math

Chris Berman M-a-t-h.

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

The Butler did it in the Conservatory with a lead pipe- Chris Berman after a sack by the Chargers in the 4th quarter!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Of course, fitting that we have an infield here in Oakland-Chris Berman when he and Trent Dilfer were talking about groundballs!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

As the Raiders and Chargers both say we will see you in a little bit- Chris Berman when both teams were running to the locker room for halftime.

 

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

Ha, i don't mean to laugh but for 14 minutes we were believers-Chris Berman about the penalties that the Raiders got after the 1st  14 minutes of the game and for a long stretch during the final 16 minutes of the 1st half!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

10 to 3 Lightning Bolts-Chris Berman!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

The Chargers got a 1st down at 2nd base- Chis Berman!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

The Raiders are dominating this game so far- Chris Berman when the Raiders are beating the Chargers 3 to 0 with 5 minutes left in the 1st quarter!

CUbsfan
CUbsfan

The Seahawks have 1 timeout left, oops i want to correct myslf the Sahawks have no timeouts left when the Seattle Seahawks should have been charged with their 3rd and final timeout when they were losing to the Arizona Cardinals 20 to 16 with 42 seconds left in regulation -Sam Rosen and after an injury timeout which the Replacements referees missed!

kylejgood
kylejgood

@awfulannouncing jumping the.gun? We've yet to hear boomer or Gruden.

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