Straight Outta Stockton - Week 2
Written by Matt Yoder on .

Each Monday throughout the NFL season, we compile the best announcing quotes and observations from you for Straight Outta Stockton. With all the tweets sent to the AA inbox throughout the first two weeks of the young season, it seems like the replacement referees are having an impact on the announcers. Whatever it's worth, I'll never get tired of Brian Billick doing things like praising the gold medal duo of Kerri Walsh and Christy May. Also this week, we discover Dan Dierdorf's love of Adele. (Please God let us find a Youtube video of Dierdorf singing Set Fire to the Rain...)
On Sunday NFL Countdown yesterday Chris Berman said It's almost like a sports car, which you know can run great 100 MPH on the highway.
Every now and than it drives a little fast. Every now and than the've got to pull back on the Philadephia Eagles and Michael Vick.
On Sunday NFL Coundown yesterday Chris Berman said - the first NFL Quarterback to be born in the 90s, i have socks older than that when talking about Robern Griffin the 3rd!
On Sunday's Football Night in America pregame show on NBC, Dan Patrick on RB Andrew Brown of the N.Y. Giants- What can Brown do for you??? win the game!
Jon Gruden- It's like Laguardia, one of the busiest airports that you fly in and out of a lot Mike.
Mike Tirico- What do you call this??? Reading the mail!
Jon Gruden- Yeah, reading the mail!
Jon Gruden-You can see Michael Turner cross the goal line clearly after the Falcons 1st touchdown.
Jon Gruden- That is not the way that you want to start after Peyton Manning threw an interception to end the Broncos ist drive.
Did anybody else notice that it said Jon Gruden underneath Mike Tirico and Mike Tirico underneath Jon Gruden in the opening of Monday Night Football tonight???
On the second play of the game, Dierdorf said "If Andy Reid is nothing, he's not adventurous."
Al Michael before sending it to Sideline reporter Michele Tafoya before the opening kickoff of the Lions at 49ers game, From the Goldengate to handshake gate, let's welcome in Michele and Chris Collinsworth- Steven Tulloch tackles his buddy from all the way, as far back as Little League football!
Dan Patrick at halftime of the Lions at 49ers game, From The Lights, to is it lights out for the Saints???
James Brown during an update for the Cowboys at Seahawks game, Boy, the Cowboys are sleepless in Seattle today, if this keeps up, Jerry Jones is going to need a crying towel.
Greg Gumbell- I wonder if any of those beanbags are yellow??? after a referee threw his beanie in the 4th quarter of the Ravens at Eagles game!
Daryl Johnston- He hit him in the head after a Seattle player got a Personal Foul for a late hit on a Dallas player in the chest!






