Each Monday throughout the NFL season, we compile the best announcing quotes and observations from you, Straight Outta Stockton. Last night's Ravens-Patriots game provided us lots of great material, especially Al Michaels' velvet touch handling what may be the loudest BS call in the history of mankind. I had the joy of listening to Dan Dierdorf for much of the Saints-Chiefs game, which was entirely so depressing I turned away from the NFL for most of the rest of the day. There really needs to be an exhibit in the Pro Football Hall of Fame that consists solely of Dan Dierdorf talking his way through a replay. With the replacement refs still at work, it's a perfect marriage made by the river Styx.
Michael Strahan says Michael Vick and the Eagles need to play without trying to have a big play each and every time on FOX NFL Sunday!
Michael Strahan-The Eagles are incrediblty talented. But Michael Vick plays and his offense plays as if every play has to be a home run. That's where they are in trouble and put themselves in danger. Michael Vick said it himself: he needs to take the singles and doubles and the hom runs will come.
Terry Bradshaw-That's his problem. He thinks that he is playing baseball.
Mike Ditka on Bear Jay Cutler's ideline antics against his offensive linemen on Sunday NFL Countdown, A house divided will fall.
If you have certain players siding with the quarterback and certain ones mot siding with the quarterback, you're going to come apart.
With the NHL lockout, this might be as close as we get to a hat trick as you'll see- Dan Patrick on Kevin Ogletree standing on an official's hat in the end zone on Football Night in America.
Bob Costas-By the skin of their teeth the Ravens beat the Patriots tonight to start the Postgame show!
Sacked by John Houston, we have a problem- Dan Patrick during the Saints at Chiefs Highlights during Halftime of the Patriots at Ravens game.
Cris Collinsworth- Where are you Ray Lewis??? when there was a streaker on the field with 2:00 before Halftime of the Patriots at Ravens game.
Kenny Albert- The 49ers used a 3rd challenge, excuse me, used both of their challenges in the 2nd half after using their 3rd and final timeout!
Terry Bradshaw-And Tony Romo, excuse me Josh Freeman with the touchdown pass during the highlights of the Buccanneers at Cowboys game durng Halftime of the 49ers at Vikings game.