Each Monday throughout the NFL season, we compile the best announcing quotes and observations from you, Straight Outta Stockton. This week - Joe Buck's Kardashian jokes, Brian Billick's dice-playing habits, Nnamdi Asomugha's phantom trip to the hospital reported by NBC, and whatever goes through the mind of Dan Dierdorf.
Shannon Sharpe on Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh on The NFL Today-I'd like to file a missing person's report. I'm looking for Ndamukong Suh. Anybosy seen Ndamukong Suh?
Keyshawn Johson talking about the return of NFL Officials on Sunday NFL Countdown-
It's like riding a bike for them. You fall, you get back on and keep going. I mean, they had an opportunity to talk to each other they were in shape, they were working out, they were doing the right things.
So you just plug them in and you go and Chris Berman during Game Picks- Buffalo Bills VS New England Patriors ob Sunday NFL Countdown- It's Armageddon in Buffalo, folks. It'll be a scence if the Bills win. I like scenes. I'm goin with the Bills.
It has been pointed out to me that i seem to be wearing Giants colors of red and blue tonight.
As an objective observer, this was entirely inadverent, besides i don't own a green team jacket, having narrowly missed winning The Masters back in 82- Bob Costas on inavertently wears Giants colors on Football Night In America!
It wasn'r quite a Ryder Cup collapse, but it was close- Cris Collinsworth on the Bills during Football Night In America!
Right now New Orleans does not have confidence. That's the difference betwen last year's and tis year's team- Tony Dungy on the Saints durng Football Night In America!
Cris Collinsworth- It is like the red sea parting in there on the Eagles special teams defense giving up another long kickoff return.
Al Michaels- Notre Dame will go into the big city and play Miami in Chicago Saturday in Primetime, Only on NBC!!!
Hines Ward on Trashtalking during the Football Night in America Pregame show on Sunday, Anytime you talk about somebody's Mama,that usually upsets them and get them out of their game. They take it personally. So you don't want to use a Mama joke.
I was wondering why we haven't done the misquotes for the 1st 3 weeks of Thursday Nigh Football on NFL Netork yet this year???