The time is here! College football doesn't mean tradition and tailgates and Brent Musburger creepily stalking WAGs in the stands. It means one thing first and foremost - the Pammies!
If you're new to these parts, first of all where have you been? Second of all, the Pam Ward Chronicles are the heart and soul of Awful Announcing going back to the site's founding in 2006.
This is how it'll work every week. First we'll have the comprehensive college football announcing schedule. On Thursday or Saturday we'll then have the Pam Ward Chronicles Open Thread where you can leave your comments on all the best, weirdest, funniest, and awful announcing quotes throughout the day. Make sure to leave the full quote AND the announcer who said it in the comments or tweet us quotes using the hashtag #PWAA. We'll bring you the top quotes for your votes after the week's action has concluded and meet back every week until we crown a winner.
And wouldn't you know, odds on favorite Matt Millen has 2 assignments this week. Full announcing schedule after the jump...
- North Carolina at South Carolina (ESPN) Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer, David Pollack, Samantha Ponder
(ESPN Radio) Bill Rosinski, David Norrie, Joe Schad
- Tulsa at Bowling Green (ESPNU) Joe Davis, David Diaz-Infante
- Indiana State at Indiana (BTN) Chris Denari, Chuck Long
- UNLV at Minnesota (BTN) Matt Devlin, Glen Mason
- Northwestern State at Missouri State (Mediacom- Springfield) Don West, Mike McClure
- Hampton at Western Illinois (WIUS- Tape Delayed) Garrett Knock, Nico Haeflinger
- UT- Martin at Chattanooga (CSS) Jim Reynolds, Scott McMahen, Keith Cawley
Chad Krispinsky, Dave Sess, TBA - Dayton at Youngstown State (WYTV-DT 33.2)
Justin Kutcher, Petros Papadakis, Kristina Pink - Utah State at Utah (Fox Sports 1)
- Valparasio at North Dakota (Midco Sports Net, FCS Central, Big Sky TV) Dan Hammer, Ryan Kasowski, Greg Stemen
- Monmouth at Montana State (Max Media Montana, Altitude, Big Sky TV) Chris Byers, Mike Callaghan
Joe Tessitore, Matt Millen, Maria Taylor - Ole Miss at Vanderbilt (ESPN)
(Touchdown Radio) Frank Fangie, Gino Torretta
Dave Flemming, Mike Bellotti, Lewis Johnson - Rutgers at Fresno State (ESPNU)
Andrew Catalon, Aaron Taylor, Lauren Gardner - USC at Hawaii (CBS Sports)
(Sports USA) Jon Ahlers, John Robinson, Jim Oshiro
Michael Reghi, John Gregory - Liberty at Kent State (ESPN3)
Roy Philpott, Brian Kinchen, Angela Mallen - Presbyterian at Wake Forest (ESPN3)
Drew Fellios, Al Groh, Tiffany Greene - Akron at UCF (ESPN3)
Jim Barbar, Rocky Boiman - Illinois State at Ball State (ESPN3)
- Robert Morris at Eastern Kentucky (OVC Digital) Greg Stoelmyer, Carl Hayden, Sean Hamilton
- Pikeville at Morehead State (OVC Digital) Chuck Mraz, Jason Blanton, Mike Williams
- Rhode Island at Fordham (Patriot League Network) Ricky Cibrano, Andrew O'Connell, Kyle Kesses
Mike Gleason, Cole Cubelic - Southern Utah at South Alabama (ESPN3)
Bob Picozzi, K.C. Keeler - Towson at Connecticut (ESPN3)
- Cumberland at Tennessee Tech (OVC Digital) Roger Ealey, Buddy Pearson, Brandon Goodwin
- Sacramento State at San Jose State (MW Network) Justin Allegri, Kevin Richardson
- Eastern Oregon at Portland State (Big Sky TV) Tom Hewitt, Mike Lund
Ben Holden, Tom Bradley, John Feinstein - Morgan State at Army (CBS Sports)
Carter Blackburn, Danny Kanell, Allison Williams - Texas Tech at SMU (ESPN)
Tom Hart, John Congemi, Brooke Weisbrod - Florida Atlantic at Miami [FL] (ESPNU)
Eric Collins, Derrick Rackley, Lisa Byington - Western Michigan at Michigan State (BTN)
Craig Bolerjack, Joey Harrington, Ryan Nece - North Dakota State at Kansas State (Fox Sports 1)
Ted Robinson, Glenn Parker, Drea Avent - Northern Arizona at Arizona (Pac-12 Network)
Ryan Rose, Corey Chavous - Samford at Georgia State (ESPN3)
Brett Dolan, Kevin O'Connell, Sean Adams - Southern at Houston (ESPN3)
Beth Mowins, Joey Galloway, Paul Carcaterra - Buffalo at Ohio State (ESPN2)
Ryan Ruocco, Pete Najarian, Cassidy Hubbarth - Villanova at Boston College (ESPNews)
Eamon McAnaney, Anthony Becht - Purdue at Cincinnati (ESPNU)
Adam Alexander, Chris Sims - William & Mary at West Virginia (Fox Sports 1)
Wayne Larrivee, Jon Jansen - Massachusetts at Wisconsin (BTN)
Chris Denari, J Leman - Southern Illinois at Illinois (BTN)
Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano - Toledo at Florida (SEC Network, ESPN3)
Ryan Rose, Kenny Moore, Brandon Davidow - Campbell at Charlotte (WCCB)
Steve Martin, Dave Archer, Rachel Baribeau - Louisiana Tech at NC State (ACC Network, ESPN3)
Wes Durham, Brian Stann, Jenn Hildreth - FIU at Maryland (ACC Regional, ESPN3)
Dave Pasch, Brian Griese, Tom Luginbill - Rice at Texas A&M (ESPN)
- Colgate at Air Force (ROOT Rocky Mountain, ROOT Northwest, MW Network) Mark Neely, Sed Bonner
Jay Elsen, Andre Fields - UC Davis at South Dakota (Midco Sports Net)
- Temple at Notre Dame (NBC, NBC Sports Live Extra) Dan Hicks, Mike Mayock, Alex Flanagan
(Notre Dame IMG Radio Network) Don Criqui, Allen Pinkett, Jeff Jeffers
Mike Patrick, Ed Cunningham, Jeannine Edwards - Syracuse vs. Penn State (ABC/ ESPN2)
Bob Wischusen, Rod Gilmore, Quint Kessenich - Mississippi State vs. Oklahoma State (ABC/ ESPN2, ESPN3)
(Dial Global) John Tautges, Chris Doering
Anish Shroff, Kelly Stouffer - BYU at Virginia (ESPNU)
(Cougar IMG Sports Network [through BYU Radio]) Greg Wrubell, Marc Lyons, Nate Meikle
Paul Burmeister, Chuck Long, Danan Hughes - Northern Illinois at Iowa (BTN)
Matt Devlin, Glen Mason, Lisa Byington - Central Michigan at Michigan (BTN)
Justin Kutcher, James Bates, Brady Poppinga - Nicholls State at Oregon (Fox Sports 1)
Bob Rathbun, Tim Couch, Elizabeth Moreau - Louisiana- Lafayette at Arkansas (SEC Regional, ESPN3)
Sean McDonough, Chris Spielman, Shannon Spake - Virginia Tech vs. Alabama (ESPN)
(ESPN Radio) Bill Rosinski, David Norrie, Joe Schad
Roxy Bernstein, Anthony Herron - Eastern Washington at Oregon State (Pac-12 Network)
- Austin Peay at Tennessee (VideoSeat PPV, ESPN3- will also air tape delayed on MyVLT2 Sun at ) Mike Keith, Pat Ryan
James Verrett, Ryan Stewart - Jacksonville State at Alabama State (CSS)
Chuck Hussion, Corey Stewart, David Cobb - Furman at Gardner-Webb (WMYA, ESPN3)
Joe Davis, David Diaz-Infante, Joe Budden - Kentucky vs. Western Kentucky (ESPNews)
Clay Matvick, Matt Stinchcomb, Dawn Davenport - Washington State at Auburn (ESPNU)
Brad Johansen, Randy Cross, Rashan Ali - Miami [OH] at Marshall (CBS Sports)
Brendan Burke, Ben Leber, Lesley McCaslin - Old Dominion at East Carolina (FCS Atlantic, Cox- Hampton Roads)
Dave Armstrong, Corby Jones, Todd Donaho - Murray State at Missouri (FSN PPV, ESPN3)
Ron Thulin, Dave Lapham, Chad McKee - Louisiana-Monroe at Oklahoma (FSN PPV)
Brian Shawn, Lee Timmerman, Kevin Fenney - Butler at South Dakota State (Midco Sports Net)
Mark Followill, Brian Baldinger, JC Pearson - Wofford at Baylor (FSN, FCS Central)
Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Heather Cox - Georgia at Clemson (ABC)
(Compass Media) Greg Daniels, Dale Hellestrae
Kevin Kugler, Eric Crouch, Damon Benning - Wyoming at Nebraska (BTN)
John Walters, Eric Heft, Ben Bruns - Northern Iowa at Iowa State (Cyclones.TV powered by Mediacom)
Dave Lamont, Ray Bentley, Kaylee Hartung - New Mexico State at Texas (Longhorn Network)
- UTSA at New Mexico (KASY, KMYS, MW Network) Jay Howard, David Williams
Nick Strong, Dejuan Fulgham - Prairie View A&M at Texas Southern (KHOU-DT2/ Houston's Bounce TV)
Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe - LSU vs. TCU (ESPN)
(CST- Tape Delayed) Lyn Rollins, Greg Bowser, Ronnie Rantz
(Sports USA) Dan Fouts, Gary Barnett, Rich Herrera
- Appalachian State at Montana (Max Media Montana, ESPN3, Big Sky TV) Chris Byers, John Edwards, Shaun Rainey
Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Kristina Pink - Boise State at Washington (Fox Sports 1)
Kevin Calabro, Yogi Roth, Jill Savage - Nevada at UCLA (Pac-12 Network)
Mark Jones, Brock Huard, Lewis Johnson - Northwestern at California (ESPN2)
Shawn Kenney, Stan Lewter, Steffi Sorenson - Elon at Georgia Tech (ESPN3)
- Georgetown at Wagner (NEC Front Row) Jon Barr
- Holy Cross at Bryant (NEC Front Row) Tristan Hobbes, Tim Lynch
- Langston at Northern Colorado (Big Sky TV) Troy Coverdale, Matt Priesmeyer
Jon Sadak, Al Groh, Jeff Taylor - NC Central at Duke (ESPN3)
Dan Gutowsky, Mark Hermann - Howard at Eastern Michigan (ESPN3)
- Savannah State at Georgia Southern (Eagles TV) Chris Blair, Terry Harvin, Ryan Chambers
Drew Fellios, Doug Graber, Tiffany Greene - McNeese State at USF (ESPN3)
Brock Bowling, Forrest Connoly - UAPB at Arkansas State (ESPN3)
Dave Weekley, Cole Cubelic - UAB at Troy (ESPN3)
- San Diego at Cal Poly (Big Sky TV) Tom Barket, Craig Johnston
- Eastern Illinois at San Diego State (MW Network) Rich Cellini, Ted Sundquist, Olivia Stomski
- Stephen F. Austin at Weber State (Big Sky TV) Carl Arky, Ty Sparrow
- Oklahoma Panhandle State at Lamar (Cardinals TV) Harold Mann, Bo Brown
Tom Hart, Jay Walker - Mississippi Valley State vs. Florida A&M (ESPN)
3:30 PM- Ohio at Louisville (ESPN) Joe Tessitore, Matt Millen, Maria Taylor
6 PM- Colorado vs. Colorado State (CBS Sports) Dave Ryan, Adam Archuleta, Evan Washburn
8 PM- Bethune-Cookman at Tennessee State (ESPN3)
Monday, September 2
8 PM- Florida State at Pittsburgh (ESPN) Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer, David Pollack, Samantha Ponder
(Dial Global) John Sadak, Derek Rackley
David Pollack only worked as the 2nd Analyst for the 1st quarter of ESPN"s coverage of the Florida State at Pittsburgh game last night
Ryan Nece and Brady Popinga are Field Level Analysts for FOX Sports1 and Tom Luginbill is a Field Level Analyst for the ESPN Saturday Afternoon games.
Hey Cubsfan. Are you one of the new low-paid employees hired by the four-letter network to replace people like Howie Schwab?
@sir boxington Sir Boxington no i am not, i m just providing information that some of the Followers might be interested in.
@CUbsfan @sir boxington And as you can see from the responses you received (none), there is no one interested. Much like this site, the only responses you received were critiques, not "thanks for the info. Now that I see Joe Black is doing the game and how much effort he took to get there, I'm going to watch."
This is a site that critiques announcers and their performance. Nobody cares about the way the four-letter network fills the holes in their weekly schedules.
I would assume most here would prefer no announcers and were just allowed to watch the game.
After the lightning delay, pretty sure Samantha Ponder asked the "ole ball coach", "So after the delay are you going to have your starters out there?" Did she think she was covering MLB and the starting pitcher was going to be taken out or what???
The final 8 minutes of the North Carolina at South Carolina game tonight after an 1:45 Lightning Delay was moved from ESPN to ESPNWS!
The Syracuse VS Penn State game regionall on ESPN2 or ABC this Saturday will be played in East Rutherford, New Jersey, the Mississippi State VS Oklahoma state game from Houston will be this year's Advocare Texas Kickoff game and it will be regionally televised on ABC or ESPN2 too!!!
The Alabama VS Virgina Tech game on ESPN on Saturday night will be this year's Chick- Fil- A Kickoff game from Atlanta, the Kentucky VS Western Kentucky gameOn Saturday night on ESPNNEWS will be played in Nashville, Tennesse, the TCU VS LSU game on Saturday night on ESPN will be this year's Cowboys Classic from Dallas and the Mississippi Valley State VS Florida A Am game Sunday Morning on ESPN, will be this year's MEAC/ SWAC Challenge game!
ESPN will have College Football Live and the College Football Live Pregame show originating live from Columbia, South Carolina today with Scott Van Pelt, Brian Griese,Lou Holtz and Mark May abd after the game Lou Holtz and Mark May will go from Columbia South Carolina back to ESPN's, Connecicut studios, Brian Griese will fly from Columbia, South Carolina toworking as the analyst for the Rice At Texas A Am ame on Saturda afternoon an Joe Tssitore will fly from working the Ohio at Louisville game on Sunday afternoon to ESPN's Connecticut studio's to work the 1 hour College Football Live before the Florida State Seminoles at Pitsburgh Panthers game for ESPN on Monday night!
Does anybody know who Brady Poppinga and Rashan Ali are???
Lewis Johnson will go from working as a Sideline Reporter for ESPNU's coverage of the Rutgers at Fresno State game on Thursday night, to working as a Sideline Reprter for ESPN2's coverage of the Northwest at California game on Saturday night too!!!
Tom Hart wil fly from woking the Florida Atlanic at Miami Florida game for ESPNU on Friday night, to working the Mississippi Valley State VS Florida A Am for ESPN on Sunday afternon too!!!
On my site I have the missing ESPN3 broadcasters for Sunday, and I also have 1 more TV game that was a late addition (Southeastern Channel).
Dave Flemming will fly from working the San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies game from Colorado on Wenesday night, to working the Rutgers at Fresno State game on ESPNU on Thursday and after working the Rutgers at Fresno State game for ESPNU on Thursday, he will wfly to work the San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks series from Arizona on Friday night!
Samantha Ponder will fly from working as a Sideline Reporter for ESPN's coverage of the North Carolina at South Carolina game on Thursay night, to working College Gameday from Clemson on Saturday and after working College Gameday on Saturday, Samantha Ponder will work as a Sideline Reporter for the Florida State at Pittsburgh game on Monday night, Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer and David Pollack will fly from wokring the North Carolina at South Carolina game on Thursday night to ESPN's Connecticut studios and than will all fly from ESPN's Connecticut Studio's to work the Florida State at Pittsburgh game on Monday night, Joe Davis and David Diaz-Infante will fly from working the Tulsa at Bowling Green game for ESPNU on Thursday night, to work the Kentucky VS Westernm Kentuck game fron Nashville on ESPNNEWS on Saturday night ad lastly, Matt Millen and Sideline Reporter Maria Taylor will fly from working the Ole Miss at Vanderbilt game for ESPN on Thursday night, to working the Ohio at Louisville game for ESPN on Sunday afternoon.
@CUbsfan You don't fly from Columbia, SC to Clemson, SC. Nor Nashville to Louisville. You drive.
BTW, there are ten flights daily between Bowling Green, KY and Nashville to handle the overflow that the 70 mile stretch of I-65 cannot contain. Do you know if they are flying in the morning, afternoon, or evening?
Joe Tessitore will be working the games from Vanderbilt and Louisville with Matt Millen and Sideline Reporter Maria Taylor this weekend too!!!
Bill Rosinski, David Norrie and Sideline Reporter Joe Schad will fly from the North Carolina at South Carolina game on Thursday night, to the Virginia Tech VS Alabama game Saturday night for ESPN Radio this weekend.
Chris Denari will fly from working the Indiana at Indiana Sate game on Thurday to working the Southern Illinois at Illinois game for the BTN on Satyurday afternoon his week,Chuck Long will fly from working the indiana at Indiana State game on Thursday night, to working the Northern Illinois at Iowa game for BTN on Saturday afternoon,Matt Devlin and Glen Mason wlll fly from working the UNLV at Minnesota game on Thursday night, to work the Central Michigan at Michigan game Saturday afternoon on BTN and Lisa Byington will go from being the Sideline Reporter for the Western Michigan at Michigan State game on Friday night, to working as the Sideline reporter for the Central Michigan at Michigan game on Saturday afternoon on BTN,Justin Kutcher will fly from the Utah State at Utah game on Thursday night to the Nicholls State at Oregon game on Saturday afternoon for FOX Sports 1,Kristina Pink will fly from being the Sdeline Reporter for the Utah State at Utah game on Thursday night , to working as the Sideline Reporter for the Boise State at Washington game on FOX Sports 1 on Saturday night.
@awfulannouncing yess. cheers to another season