Stephen A. Smith rants on ties in hockey, which don't exist anymore

Written by Matt Yoder on .

Monday's daytime SportsCenter thankfully didn't spend the entire morning on the Harlem Shake, but they did deliver inanity in spades once again.  This time it was resident debating expert Stephen A. Smith comparing the impressive streaks of the Miami Heat and the Chicago Blackhawks.

The streaks are fundamentally different.  Miami has won 14 straight games.  Chicago has recorded a point in 22 straight to begin the season (19 wins, 3 OT losses).  But because this is "Embrace Debate", one has to be better than the other and ESPN had to trot out one of their analysts to take a side.

Of course, who better than one of Bristol's resident expert debaters, Stephen A. Smith to rant on this topic... because he's such a respected authority on the sport of hockey, you know.  Just watch and cringe in pain and agony as Screamin' A. totally dismisses the Blackhawks point streak because of "ties."

Then note that the NHL hasn't had a tie since April 4th, 2004.  

For the record, it was 3 shootout losses for the Blackhawks, not 3 ties.

This is what happens when you employ only one competent hockey personality and prefer bluster to knowledge.  You end up with an ESPN analyst talking about things that haven't existed for almost nine years.  Hockey is about points, yes.  So is soccer.  Hockey is a different sport than basketball and orders its standings differently, rewarding teams with points for not losing in regulation.  This is apparently a difficult concept to grasp.

This is what also happens when you try to compare and debate the merits of two winning streaks when one isn't even a winning streak at all.  It's a point streak.  There's a difference.

I just wonder if Stephen A. Smith's lack of understanding about the rules of the sport and flippantly saying "it's hockey we're talking about here" still counts as proof of ESPN talking about the NHL?

If ESPN is really the worldwide leader in sports as they proclaim to be, maybe they can find someone to put on television next time to talk hockey who is aware of the existence of the Columbus Blue Jackets.  They've only been around for 13 years.

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121 comments
JosieMBelshan
JosieMBelshan

Listen, let's face it people. ESPN has never really been a "hockey friendly" environment. At least not in MY eyes it hasn't. Hockey has ALWAYS taken a back seat to every other professional sport out there and I never understand why. It sells out almost every pond it's played on, and there are so many loyal fans that watch it on Center Ice or other cable networks because they either can't afford tickets or live out of the viewing area of their teams, so I just don't understand it. Not to mention, that the NHL players are hardly EVER involved in something scandalous, as opposed to the NFL and NBA where it seems to be a regular occurance. So does it surprise me that Mr Stephen Smith has no clue or understanding about the game of hockey? Or that he didn't even REALIZE that the NHL has a team in Columbus? (Even though it's his JOB to know these things?) Nope, not a bit...cuz he's one of those, "Basketball is my life." kinda guys. Whatever...This clip just proved his utter and complete ignorance. (And ESPN's also!)

bookofloob
bookofloob

@AndrewBucholtz @hawknut to be honest, I don't really know the RULES of Sportscenter, but I'm going to talk about it anyway

JakeMLarson
JakeMLarson

@ChiCityBrian i didn't watch the video cuz i hate SAS. but he is right that's not a winning streak. They have lost 3 times.

ChiCityBrian
ChiCityBrian

@jakemlarson the point is it's not about a winning streak - it's a point streak. Hockey standings go by points, not wins. Argument is dumb.

JakeMLarson
JakeMLarson

@ChiCityBrian I know. My point is that people need to stop saying winning streak

JakeMLarson
JakeMLarson

@ChiCityBrian sure it's accurate. But if a team has a streak of being undefeated on Thursday's it doesn't take away they lost on other days

ChiCityBrian
ChiCityBrian

@jakemlarson are you fine with people saying it's a streak of zero losses in regulation? it's accurate...

ChiCityBrian
ChiCityBrian

@jakemlarson my point is this: why haven't you tweeted the Mila Kunis video? have you not seen it yet?

BradFrey1
BradFrey1

@HLobermeier12 Next time try this : "Stephen A Smith tried to talk. It didn't work. " It doesn't matter the topic. #likestohearhisownvoice

HLobermeier12
HLobermeier12

@BradFrey1 u like skip better? All those comments were harsh. #hesgotsomegreatrants

wkkortas
wkkortas like.author.displayName 1 Like

Couldn't you just stop at "Stephen A Unaware"?

friarfanatic10
friarfanatic10

@newtrosbutros ugh... RT @awfulannouncing If you missed it, Stephen A. Smith tried to talk hockey. It didn't work. http://t.co/RV8nFsUQhN

newtrosbutros
newtrosbutros

@friarfanatic10 That guy! :S Wow. Remember when there was a tie in football last season? Btw, your Hawks? DEADLY!

coolgato13
coolgato13

@awfulannouncing He`s a multi-sport idiot !

FelskeFiles
FelskeFiles

@awfulannouncing You could have stopped that sentence after "Stephen A. Smith tried to talk. It didn't work."

AAAudette
AAAudette

@Batchers that's why @espn is the last place I think about going to when it comes to the NHL.

Batchers
Batchers

@AAAudette @espn I agree ... for some reason it frustrates me more than it should. I just wish I got the NHL network.

_RonBurgundy
_RonBurgundy

@awfulannouncing Next Week: Anchored Putters.

bergy35
bergy35

@awfulannouncing Stephen A. Smith is the worst. This just magnifies it. ESPN needs to get some real hockey analysts, now.....

paulwney
paulwney

“@awfulannouncing: If you missed it, Stephen A. Smith tried to talk hockey. It didn't work. http://t.co/HTfyTHpZ5x” typical ESPN...

bobbyflyby
bobbyflyby

@awfulannouncing He shouldn't talk football either. Didn't he once suggest fg kicks should be tried on 3rd down just in case they miss?

rich_witt1
rich_witt1

@awfulannouncing Could simply be bitter re how the Hawks sliced and diced the Flyers the last time it mattered . . .

Roger_Wright71
Roger_Wright71

@awfulannouncing He doesn't now anything about any of the other sports he tries to talk about either

sc33
sc33 like.author.displayName 1 Like

"it's hockey we're talking about here"

 

Exactly the type of empty, bombastic, pretentious attempt at condescension one would expect from a basketball-first idiot like Stephen A. Basketball is the sport for morons with no attention spans.

 

No wonder he and ESPN love it so much.

Jonathan Hooker
Jonathan Hooker

Wait, did he raise his voice and tilt his head in contempt?

PhilBeck
PhilBeck like.author.displayName 1 Like

Slap his ass next to Skip Bayless on that Mt. Rushmore of yours, sucking the NBA's dick like that. You are a professional working for a supposedly top level sports company and you should know all 122 franchises in the 4 major sports. "I respect the sport of hockey" BULLSHIT.No wonder he's on First Take with SAS

predaceous
predaceous

@Fang_Faction @awfulannouncing @stephenasmith Yugoslavia, cassette tapes, phone booths, Woolworths #ThingsStephenASmithThinksStillExist

TFOlympicAffair
TFOlympicAffair

@timring3TV And by "they," I mean the contrived controversy practicioners across all platforms.

timring3TV
timring3TV

@TFOlympicAffair ... but in the meantime, exposing them for the charlatans that they are isn't a bad plan B.

TFOlympicAffair
TFOlympicAffair

@timring3TV But even blasts give them attention they covet and want. We have to get to point where we just ignore them or they win.

timring3TV
timring3TV

@TFOlympicAffair Pulling hair to get attention is bad enough but SAS embarrassed the network - even for them. Ignoring is the best cure..

TFOlympicAffair
TFOlympicAffair

@timring3TV @awfulannouncing But we have to get to point where we ignore stupidity. Even pan will be loved by ESPN. He got attention.

appydfc
appydfc

@Forechecker He's an idiot.

gbrew34
gbrew34

@FriarNole @awfulannouncing This guy shouldn't be allowed on tv

ChrisWasselTHW
ChrisWasselTHW

@Forechecker No one should EVER be surprised by this.

mdtunney
mdtunney

Isn't he overdue for some laryngitis? RT@awfulannouncing: Stephen A. Smith, hockey savant. Prepare to be amazed... http://t.co/N953SQZD0E

Jdiddy1990
Jdiddy1990

@awfulannouncing I don't see what the big deal is it's just hockey. I'm sure the 20000 ppl that watch hockey were very upset. Lmao #whocares

frankiefronts
frankiefronts

@awfulannouncing he was on MSNBC tonight taking about Rodman.

kevinlebo
kevinlebo

@awfulannouncing He is such a jackass

timlanglois
timlanglois

@awfulannouncing the very definition of awful announcing

ArtichokeMe
ArtichokeMe

@awfulannouncing say it aint so @stephenasmith

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