If you put anything on that teleprompter, the anchors at WGN in Chicago are going to read it. That's the only explanation I have for this anchor saying over a shot in Colorado, "That's not snow people are shoveling... it's hair!"
I'm not even sure there's a relevant joke to play me out this time. Even I'm completely flabbergasted on what to say about this one.
(via Bacon Sports)