Jay Glazer's home was burglarized on Monday night, and the FOX Sports NFL insider took to Twitter to describe the aftermath.
First, he broke the news.
I live 1/2 block from the police station, have a pitbull, yet in broad daylight my house was robbed today. Are u freaking kidding me?!?— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 14, 2014
Then, he threatened the perpetrators.
I reallllly hope these detectives work quickly bc meeting these fellas will be a wonderful experience— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 14, 2014
He issued a pre-emptive strike against comparisons to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson, who was robbed of about $250,000 in cash and possessions just a few days ago.
And save all your dumbass DeSean Jackson jokes ppl.— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 14, 2014
That didn't stop the inevitable Twitter trolls from laughing at Glazer for his misfortune.
Glazer then explained he was using Twitter to pass the time while police carried out the investigation.
And I'm tweeting bc I'm stuck here not allowed to touch anything while they dust for prints so I'm bored outta my mind— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 14, 2014
So what was the damage?
Glazer continued to respond to questions and comments (some of which were inflammatory), but the story eventually took a positive turn.
They got good prints people. Sweeeeeet. Hopeful— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 14, 2014
Glazer has not tweeted since offering this final message last night.
Sorry gang promise i will answer ur Q's another night. Gotta get with this crime lab guy.— Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) January 14, 2014
No word on whether or not any arrests have been made, but given Glazer's MMA background it's probably in the perpetrator's best interest Glazer doesn't find them first.