What in the superficial nonsense hell was CBS Houston thinking when they allowed this anonymous craptastic mess to be published? The Houston Rockets are playing the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoffs right now and the local affiliate in Houston took it upon themselves to single out an OKC cheerleader by asking if she was "too chunky" in a poorly written, humiliating embarrassment to civilized society.

The answer is no. No, she is not too chunky.

Seriously though, why why WHY did this get published? How could this anonymous hot garbage make it through presumably multiple human beings to see the light of day? In a time when no one is ever satisfied with anyone else's appearance, this is the last thing we need to be reading. 

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Boxing
All Access: Mayweather vs. Guerrero, Episode 3 -- Showtime, 10 p.m.

College Football
College Football Live -- ESPNU, 3:30 p.m.
CFB Daily: Spring Blitz -- ESPNU, 4:30 p.m.
Inside College Football: Draft Special: On the Clock -- CBS Sports Network, 7 p.m.
Inside College Football: Draft Special: Mock Draft -- CBS Sports Network, 8 p.m.

College Softball
Michigan State at Ohio State -- Big Ten Network, 4 p.m.
Michigan State at Ohio State -- Big Ten Network, 6:30 p.m.

Golf
School of Golf: Chapter 11: Golf's Invisible Secret -- Golf Channel, 7 p.m.
On the Range: New Orleans Classic -- Golf Channel, 8 p.m.
Equipment Insider -- Golf Channel, 9 p.m.

Mixed Martial Arts
UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen-Preview -- Fuel, 7 p.m.
UFC Ultimate Insider -- Fuel, 7:30 p.m.

On Monday, the presidents of the ACC school approved a grant of media rights for the conference through the 2026-2027 season. What that means is that until the expiration of the contract, each school's media rights (revenue included) for each home game will remain with the ACC, no matter which conference the school is a member of. For example, if UNC jumps ship to the Big Ten, all of their media rights revenue will end up in the coffers of the ACC as opposed to the Big Ten.

Essentially, what this agreement does is ends the possibility that other conferences will be able to poach schools from the ACC to expand. The Big Ten, Pac-12, and Big 12 all already have these agreements in place, but oddly, the SEC doesn't have one (yet). So for any conference to expand, they'd need to look at the mid-major conferences: the AAC, MAC, Conference USA, Mountain West, and Sun Belt. The SEC remains in play for expansion, but I think it goes without saying that it would take an act from above to make a team bail on that conference, especially with the pending announcement of the SEC Network.

Chael Sonnen was in Bristol on Tuesday going through the ESPN car wash to promote his light heavyweight title fight with Jon Jones on Saturday at UFC 159. At the end of his interview with Sage Steele on SportsCenter, Sonnen went into hard sell mode, and it all began with him asking to feel Steele's hair. After confirming that the anchor's hair was real and that he loves it, Sonnen admitted he doesn't hate anyone, especially women...and then looked towards the camera in the style of The Rock, raising his eyebrow towards the camera.

The sales pitch for the fight was even more impressive, considering that Sonnen is a 6:1 underdog and that Jones isn't too much on his end to promote his title defense. Just with his words, Sonnen is coming off as the more confident, favored fighter, even though the common belief is that he's going to get smashed by Jones. 

Fighters everywhere could take a lesson from Sonnen's brash, albeit eccentric, personality. His ability to push the fight like no other is something that is invaluable to the UFC, and him overcoming the odds and winning the title would be a huge boon towards fight cards for the rest of the year for the company.

During Game 2 of the Clippers-Grizzlies NBA playoff series on Monday night, Memphis was making a comeback late in the fourth quarter. Darrell Arthur broke free of Los Angeles defenders, dunked the ball, and was fouled by Lamar Odom.

Of course, play by play commentator Dick Stockton completely ignored the dunk, saying that in fact, Odom prevented Arthur from making the basket. In such a close playoff game with a minute and a half to play, two points isn't that big of a big deal, right? This seems to be par for the course for Stockton, and you wonder how many more years TNT is going to stick with him calling playoff basketball.

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Since he became the lead announcer for the NFL on CBS in 2004, Jim Nantz has had the opportunity to thrice pull off the rare sportscasting feat of calling the Super Bowl, NCAA Tournament and The Masters in the same calendar year.

This year, each event had its bizarre moments. The Super Bowl had the Louisiana Superdome blackout, the NCAA Tournament had Kevin Ware breaking his leg and there was the whole "should Tiger Woods be disqualified" story.

In an interview with Sports Business Journal's John Ourand, Nantz said that he wanted to jump out of the booth during the Super Bowl blackout and run down to the field so he could help CBS report on the situation, but instead he was told to remain where he was. Given CBS's immense struggles during that time, Nantz doing his best superhero impression and coming to the rescue of the bumbling coverage may have actually been a decent option. As strange as it sounds:

After a 3-1 loss in Vancouver last night, Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith had an exchange with Vancouver sportscaster Karen Thompson that caused the sports world to rise up with jeers of sexism.  Keith appeared to slash Daniel Sedin on a Canucks goal, but was not called for a penalty.  After the game, Thompson tried to bring up the slash to Keith and prodded him about it not being called.  Keith didn't appreciate the line of questioning, which led to a weird exchange of Keith derisively saying she should be a "female referee" and that Thompson didn't know the game.

Immediately, alarm bells went off about Keith being a misogynistic neanderthal and taking us back 30 years to when female reporters weren't welcomed in locker rooms.  However, after listening to the full exchange, I'm not sure Keith's crime here is as much sexism as it is a graceless tete a tete with any reporter that would challenge him in the locker room.  Here's the full audio...

Elway and his father hours after being picked by the Colts, a move that led to them announcing he would play baseball instead. ESPN's latest installment of 30 for 30 airs tonight at 8 PM ET.

If you had to pick three companies that are thriving at producing high quality sports documentary content, you'd give the nod to HBO, NFL Films, and ESPN with their popular 30 for 30 series. Tonight's 30 for 30 installment in Elway To Marino has the distinction of being the only 30 for 30 film to be produced by NFL Films, thus giving the film about the 1983 NFL draft a second helping of high production value special sauce.

After a lengthy search, ESPN today named a new ombudsman to replace the Poynter Institute.  After the experimental nature of the institute's reign as ombudsman led to mixed results at best (we're still waiting for that Craig James column that never came), ESPN has gone back to one person in the role.  That person is former New York Times writer and PBS host Robert Lipsyte.  Lipsyte wrote a sports column for the Times and also wrote at ESPN.com for a period in the mid-2000s.  Lipsyte promises to work towards transparency in the ESPN announcement...

The latest edition of the UFC on Fox drew a 1.5 overnight rating and 3.31 million viewers, slightly down from the 3.77 million viewers and 1.8 rating that the January edition of live fights on the broadcast network drew. The December edition of the UFC on Fox drew 3.41 million viewers and a 1.6 rating, pretty close to this weekend's edition.