America rang in 2013 in style... by watching Jenny McCarthy deliver one of the most epic live action performances caught on national television. McCarthy was all over the place, which left us wondering at home whether or not she got into some of Diane Sawyer's secret stash from Election Night. She creepily stalked a Justin Bieber cardboard cutout (McCarthy is 40 and the Biebs is 18 so no worries, it would TOTALLY be legal!), basically pleaded to be taken away in handcuffs by frightened policemen, and made out with a sailor who had a little bit of something on his upper lip. Needless to say, herpes has never been so widely discussed on New Year's Eve. Ah yes, the wholesome spirit of Dick Clark is alive and well!
But maybe the best part of Jenny McCarthy's New Year's Eve was seeing everyone on Twitter so worried about her wellbeing... or making jokes about the shock and awe of the situation. After last night's performance, surely a reality television show has to be in McCarthy's future. The train wreck potential of that would make Honey Boo Boo look like Antiques Roadshow. Give credit to Jenny McCarthy for totally overshadowing and outdoing whatever that little apocalpyse scare could throw our way.
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