Arab Basketball Announcer Goes Insane Over A Dunk

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I don't speak Arabic, so I can't translate this. But this Arab hoops announcer goes absolutely bonkers calling this dunk as Al Haji Mohammad completely destroys a defender "with no regard for human life!" A quick Googling tells me that Mohammad plays for the Al Kuwait team, and is an alumni of Louisville, where he was a bench player for three seasons. In his 2003-2004 senior season, he averaged 15.6 minutes and 4.6 points per game. Al Kuwait was playing Al Sahel in this game, but I can't make out the number of the player who Mohammad dunks on.

Back to the dunk. There is so much to like about this clip. First, Mohammad pretty much smashes his defender in the face with a flying knee. Then, the defender does a full back roll before standing up.

And of course, the announcing. It's just not enough for our announcer friend to go crazy for the dunk, but he has to do it while invoking a 1990's TLC song ("shoop shoop shoop"), his choice in deity ("Alllllllah!"), and mentioning Al Haji no less than 15 times during this clip.

Announcers of America, take note. You've got a hell of a call to beat in 2012.

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ESPN To Open MLB Season In Miami

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ESPN announced their schedule for the first couple of days of the MLB season, and the first game they'll be broadcasting is one featuring a pair of teams who spent a lot of time in the headlines this winter: the St Louis Cardinals in Miami to take on the shiny new Marlins.

St Louis won the World Series last October, dispatching the Texas Rangers in seven games in one of the most thrilling Fall Classics ever. They added slugger Carlos Beltran to their team this offseason, and lost a franchise legend in Albert Pujols, who signed with the Los Angeles Angels last month. The Marlins on the other hand, are opening their brand spanking new park in Miami and have completely rebranded their team with a new logo and new uniforms, a new manager in Ozzie Guillen, and a bunch of new players, highlighted by Jose Reyes, Heath Bell, Mark Buerhle, and Carlos Zambrano. ESPN has to be hoping that the new park is jammed, and we don't get a repeat of last August in Miami

If you're interested in ESPN's other telecasts during Opening Week, here they are.

April 4th, 7:00 PM: Cardinals @ Marlins
April 5th, 1:00 PM: Red Sox @ Tigers 
April 5th, 4:00 PM: Marlins @ Reds
April 6th, 7:00 PM: Giants @ Diamondbacks
April 6th, 10:00 PM: Royals @ Angels

Two Marlins games. Man, this team is going to have a lot of pressure on it this season. All of the above games are on ESPN2, with the exception of the opener between the Cardinals & Marlins.

Your Thoughts On The Media, Tim Tebow, And TebowMania (Part I)

Written by Matt Yoder on .

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As ESPN launches ANOTHER TEBOWCENTER this morning at 11 ET, we have asked you throughout the week for your feedback on Tebow and the media and more specifically, ESPN's Tebow obsession.  Good timing.  But hey, I suppose everything is justified because ESPN says Tim Tebow is the world's most popular athlete according to ESPN and Tim Tebow has increased ratings which means Tim Tebow is the world's most popular athlete.  

As I said on Twitter, I commend ESPN for horrifyingly exploiting Tim Tebow to boost ratings.  I commend them for turning an average QB into a real superhero.  They should take full credit in making him the most popular athlete in America.  But while they tout those numbers, they lose credibility with their core audience.  Much like The Decision, the tradeoff of respect for ratings isn't worth it for ESPN.  As a sports fan and a fan of ESPN and even a fan of Tim Tebow it is frustrating and disappointing.  But don't take my word from it, others have strong opinions too.  Has the media obsession changed or influenced your opinion of Tim Tebow?  What follows are reader e-mails from with their thoughts on Tim Tebow and ESPN.  As always, these are real e-mails from real people...

 

For me, the media hasn't done a whole lot to change my opinion of him. They've doubted him going into every week, then sung his praises to the extent that he becomes overrated after each win. He gets overrated after every game for a day or two, then underrated going into the next game. They flip-flop to the point that it's tough for it to affect me. To me, social media has influenced me much more. Tebow has become less of a football player than he is an internet meme, a social symbol. Everyone collectively freaks out about him on Twitter and Facebook. He's a common discussion topic, even if we don't all agree on his merits as a player. The debate about Tebow isn't about his QB play anymore, it's about what you think of him and what that says about you as a person.

Stephane Hardinger


As a Broncos fan I hated the Tebow draft pick, and his move to the starting role. I didn't think he'd do anything of worth. After his (very) rough start and the media's initial destruction of him though, I started to feel terrible about how he was being treated. For a guy who has yet to have an offseason as the starter, he needed some time to adjust. I don't mean to go all Gundy on you, but he's certainly a guy that does everything right in his preparation and with his attitude. The deification of him since then has gone way overboard, but I don't think that's fair to have the media's obsessive coverage of him affect someone's view. It's one thing to be like the Jets, putting out soundbytes on a daily basis in an attempt to gain recognition. It's quite another situation when it doesn't seem that Tebow has changed how he's humbly handled himself.

Zack G.

 

I never had any reason to like/hate Tim Tebow, but over the last two years I've taken the position that I want him to succeed ONLY because I want the media to choke on all the crow they'd have to eat. I've come to the conclusion that all these people who analyze him incessantly must be insanely jealous of him - its kind of like bullying: you hate on people to feel better about yourself. It seems like these media types don't seem to have any ability to cover or learn about anything else and so they just keep on the Tebow Beat: they either aren't smart enough so they have to keep repeating the same three takes (kind of like a politician), or they're too lazy to cover a different story...

Jared Dudley Tries To Be An Announcer

Written by Dave Kelsey on .

Jared Dudley of the NBA's Phoenix Suns tries his hand at being a sports broadcaster on a new espisode of "Out of My League" on YouTube.  We all know that he can ball in the Association, but does he have what it takes for a post-NBA career?  That's up for you to decide after watching this clip.  I suppose it is impressive that he can commentate his own badminton matchup against grade school children, but I'm not sure how that will translate into an actual basketball or announcing career...

Jared Dudley's British accent could probably use some work before going "big time."  And while the short clip is decently funny and amusing (come on, you can't hate on Dudley!); I would venture to say that he probably shouldn't quit his day job as a professional basketball player anytime soon.  Although, I hear the ESPN NBA studio could use a couple more talented announcers to read highlights and Dudley is already better than Magic Johnson.

H/T Dashiell

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Dan Shulman Is Sportscaster Of Year, Joe Posnanski Is Sportswriter Of Year

Written by Joe Lucia on .

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The NSSA announced the winners of the Sportscaster of the Year and Sportswriter of the Year for each state, as well as nationally, this week. Both of the national winners are known, and generally well-liked, to members of the Awful Announcing community: Dan Shulman of ESPN (sportscaster) and Joe Posnanski of Sports Illustrated (sportswriter).

Shulman became the voice of ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball this past season alongside Orel Hershiser and Bobby Valentine, replacing the much-maligned duo of Jon Miller and Joe Morgan. Since the baseball season ended, he's been doing basketball for ESPN, both college and pro. Shulman has recently been involved in one of the best calls of the season with Dick Vitale, as he announced Indiana's dramatic victory over Kentucky. Shulman had another great moment early in the baseball season, when news of Osama Bin Laden's death broke during a Sunday Night Baseball game. He did an AA Q&A with Matt back in May and is one of our favorites.  Shulman's the ultimate pro as an announcer and is very deserving of such a high honor.

Posnanski is a (dare I say) modern day legend for his sportswriting. His personal blog features random pieces usually taken from Twitter discussions, while his writing at SI has taken a temporary hiatus while Posnanki takes up residence in State College, writing a book about former Penn State coach Joe Paterno. With all the events surrounding the program this year, it's fitting that Posnanski, out of all possible writers, would be the one writing a book about the coach when the scandal broke. Of course.  He is another person whose stature continues to grow in the sports media and is a hit with fans and media experts.

A hearty congratulations goes out to both men, as well as all the state-specific winners, and Bob Costas and John Feinstein, elected to the NSSA Hall of Fame this year.

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Here's Magic Johnson Trying To Call Lakers Highlights

Written by Matt Yoder on .

Back when ESPN announced their new NBA studio, we knew that it would be a terrible idea.  In fact, anyone with a working television likely knew it was a bad idea.  ESPN went to a studio crew of Jon Barry, Mike Wilbon, Chris Broussard, and Magic Johnson to try and create some sense of watchability and chemistry.  

They have also tried to channel CBS's NFL Today and have each member of the studio crew call highlights... including Magic Johnson.  Also, bad idea.  Magic Johnson makes Shannon Sharpe look like the Howard Cosell of highlights.  The following video came from tonight's halftime show during the late night Clippers-Heat game.  Magic does his best to excitedly take us through an overtime win for the Lakers in Utah.  This includes getting the score wrong, players wrong, and just getting the English language wrong in general.  Oh, and general Lakers homerism... not that we would expect anything different from Magic.  If ESPN wants fans to take their NBA studio seriously, they have dozens of professional anchors to read highlights.  (Robert Flores, Jay Harris, Kevin Negandhi, and Stan Verrett just to name a few.)  If they want fans to enjoy one of the all-time greats on the court turn into the Kwame Brown of highlights, then they're doing a fine job as is...

 

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MLB Network Gets Into Game Shows With "Baseball IQ"

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The MLB Network is venturing into a field that hasn't been very popular lately: the sports-related game show. Baseball IQ will be premiering on January 24th at 9 PM, and will probably result in fans across the country screaming answers at their TV like your parents did with Jeopardy! 

The format of the show closely resembles Stump the Schwab, with a back and forth list-based game going on for eight "innings" and each inning being worth a designated number of "runs" depending on how deep they go into the category. The final inning is a wagering/bidding type of system, with each player bidding on how many answers in a given category they can get, with that bid corresponding to the amount of runs at stake.

But who are the contestants? Well.... they're random employees from MLB teams. The season of Baseball IQ will feature a 32-man tournament, with one person from each MLB team (plus one representing MLB.com, and one representing the Hall of Fame) competing in a NCAA-style bracket, with the ultimate prize being a grand total of $45,000 for charity. The actual competitors are interesting, because none of them have the same job. Some of their jobs include video coordinator, account executive, museum curator, and statistical analyst, so as you can tell, they really picked people from every field on the team.

The initial premise seems pretty cool, especially for a pretty boring time of year for baseball, where it is constantly getting overshadowed by all the other sports in season in the winter. The format seems like a blatant ripoff of Stump the Schwab though, but hey...I liked that show. Matt Vasgersian will be hosting, and we can only hope he'll be wearing a throwback jersey during each episode like Schwab did on his ESPN show.

The show will run from January 24th until February 23rd, with two episodes airing a night starting at 9 PM on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Here's a link to the competitors on the show, and more information about the format and prizes.

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Joe Buck Goes On Twitter Blitzkrieg About Call He Made Four Years Ago

Written by Matt Yoder on .

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Ever since Joe Buck joined Twitter (@Buck), I've been surprised as to how open he's been in discussing criticism of his announcing.  Almost since day one, Buck has engaged with, made fun of, called out, and hit back at critics of his.  Part of me believes this is a great idea for Joe Buck, someone that has always been unable to connect with viewers in any sort of likable way.  Being engaging on Twitter and answering those questions makes him slightly more human.  Anyone who is willing to publicly mention his career path and nepotism in his first Twitter salvo has to earn some points for being willing to put himself out there.

However, being so open about the critics is walking a delicate line.  To see what crossing that line looks like, check out this arrogant, childish tweet from Mavericks announcer Mark Followill to NBA blogger Sebastian Pruiti last week.  In following Buck's Twitter feed, it is clear that he is bothered by the avalanche of negativity sent his way and needs some forum to get it off his chest. 

The ultimate trump card for any Buck critic is his seemingly soulless delivery on one of the most exciting plays in the history of the Super Bowl - the David Tyree helmet catch.  Let's roll the footage...

If you weren't watching the clip, you may have thought that was the third quarter of a preseason game.  This clip has defined Joe Buck as a bland, unexciting, monotone announcer and it's going to take a Gus Johnson like explosion in another Super Bowl to escape from that label.  Fans haven't connected to Buck as an announcer because of it.  While that clip came four years ago, it must still haunt Joe Buck because he sent out a flurry of tweets last night about the call...

Stacey King Loves The White Mamba And Hot Sauce

Written by Packey on .

I'm not proud of this, but this is the first time Bulls announcer Stacey King has been featured on this website. Despite hearing a few of his games over the last few years and seeing many mentions on Twitter from our followers, we have yet to post on the former player turned announcer. It's time we give the third year color analyst some play here at AA.

On Monday night, as if subjecting myself to the Pistons wasn't bad enough, I was also stuck with the insufferable Bulls feed on NBA League Pass. That, of course, means Stacey King. There were times when I'd lose focus and minimize the game to do something else, only to be drawn back in by King's overdone homerism and "HOT SAUCE!" King tipped me over the edge, though, when he went berserk (with the rest of Chicago) for Brian "The White Mamba" Scalabrine, who is somehow still making a comfortable living in the NBA, because I guess it's hilariously entertaining [H/T Hot Clicks]:


To be fair, as a fan myself of Detroit's polarizing homer, I know plenty of Chicago fans love them some Stacey King like King loves him some White Mamba. Someone went as far as starting a "Stacey King is the greatest announcer" Facebook page, although nobody seems to be in it, and there's a Top 10 Derrick Rose plays called by King. But the most telling sign that an announcer is truly beloved (or at least entertaining) is possessing his own soundboard -- yes, Stacey King has his own soundboard, and even I have to admit, it's pretty phenomenal.

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Gary Thorne To Be PBA Tour's Next Play-By-Play Announcer

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As Blythe mentioned in bowling's fail of the year, Rob Stone is leaving ESPN bowling to cover soccer for FOX, which meant there was a vacancy to be filled. According to PBA.com, that will go to veteran Gary Thorne:

Thorne will do play-by-play for the three remaining PBA majors beginning with the Alka-Seltzer Plus Liquid Gels United States Bowling Congress Masters later this month in Las Vegas, continuing with the U.S. Open in February and the Tournament of Champions in April. Stone will continue to work the remaining World Series of Bowling ESPN-taped telecasts this season and will also do play-by-play for Thursday’s taping of the Chris Paul Celebrity PBA Invitational presented by Sheets™ Brand in Los Angeles.

PBA Hall of Famer Randy Pedersen will remain as ESPN PBA Tour color analyst.

Thorne is the distinct voice of many sports, including MLB, college football, and perhaps best known for calling the NHL. Personally, I think Thorne's best work is on the Major League Baseball 2k series, which he has voiced since MLB 2k9 when he took over for Jon Miller. 

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