Over the next couple weeks we'll be posting several gimmicky year-end articles to look back on the year in AA.  I'm a bit of a sucker for year-end lists and retrospectives, what can I say.  To kick start our celebration of 2011 is the first ever vote for Pammy of the Year!  We've brought together the Pammy winners from the 14 weeks of the regular season along with a few of our favorites for you to select the Pammy quote of the year.  The rules are the same for the weekly Pammy vote, you can vote for up to five nominees and the winners will come Wednesday morning.  Here are your nominees...

1) "Smith has a team high 6 catches on the season. Or on the season or in the game because it's the first game of season" - Pam Ward(via kevin7673)

2) "The goal of the defense is to keep the offense from scoring." - Artrell Hawkins with brilliant analysis (via steve5643)

3) "... is from right here in Louisville" - Pam Ward (via TheBlightning) calling the CM-UK game from Lexington.

4) "Got his hands on a lot of balls and then a sack." - Gary Danielson (via Ryan Scheb)

5) "If he wasn't a quiet guy, he would be a vocal leader on this club" - Craig James (via dhh78) on Marcus Lattimore.

6) "2 of the last 3 Central Michigan passes have been intercepted. The last one for an interception." - Pam Ward (via SBisho12)

7) "I caught up with Bitch... Butch Jones coming out of the half." - Jenn Brown (VIDEO)

8) "I'll tell you... I can't begin to tell you." - Brett Favre (via RickRoswell) on Mississippi HS football.

9) "There is a good possibility one of these teams will suffer their first loss." - Gary Danielson (via ATLNagel) in a game featuring unbeaten Florida vs unbeaten Alabama.

10) "This is why Lamar Miller averages eight and a half carries per touch." - Craig James (via DWW_1992)

11) "Six Trojans are going to come" - Craig James (via SenatorGiggity)

12A) "I'm all for it. I'm not completely against it." - Craig James (via DWW_1992)

12B) "It's not even close and it's really close right now." - Craig James (via IsaacTM)

13) "I knew right away because it felt different under there." - Gary Danielson (via sjwest86) on accidentally lining under a guard

 14) "You come in and bite, I'm pullin' that sucker out" - Matt Millen (via Chris Schenkel)

15) "Stick it up in there hard and with power!" - Chris Spielman (via DomoBENesis)

16) "Fans are wearing blue in honor of child support, err, child abuse" - Tom Rinaldi (via AlexFromBuffalo)

17) "Boise doesn't lose at home. You have to beat them" - Shaun King (via SoonerCharley)

18) "Ah, f*ck it!" - Lee Corso (video)

19) "I know a lot of Aggies who are happy they aren't blowing out (Texas)." - Craig James (via sctvman)  Even for Craig James this makes no sense.

20) "The first, inaugural Big 12 Champions." - Tim Brewster (via Aaron_Torres) at the Big Ten Championship Game.

Vote For Your Pammy of the Year! (vote for up to five)

You can also look ahead to bowl season by checking out the full announcing schedule here.

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Barcelona once again got the best of Real Madrid this weekend in the latest Clasico, winning 3-1 on the road at the Santiago Bernabeu.  It was Barca's sixth win in their last seven La Liga games against their rivals (with one draw) and puts them level with Madrid for top spot in the league.  It was a wild game with fluky goals both ways, but Barcelona's world class talent and tactical maneuvering won the day.  (For the hardcore soccer fans, Jonathan Wilson at SI and Zonal Marking's breakdown of the game are must reads.)

But we're here to talk about one of my favorite announcers, Ray Hudson of Gol TV.  The mad scientist of announcers was at his excitable best for the high profile game.  While I usually abhor analysts that shout over their play by play men, Ray is the one exception to the rule.  His unique way with words is unlike any other announcer and a lot of credit should go to his partner Phil Schoen for allowing Ray the leeway to be who he is... a screaming, philosophizing, entertaining madman.  Below are the highlights of the Barcelona-Real Madrid game with Hudson and Schoen's commentary and some of the best Ray Hudson quotes below...

"Ramos slips like Bambi on ice and Leo's in..."

"There's plenty of meat and potatoes on his header."

"OOOOO-WAAAA!!!!"

"GAHHH!!!... It's a paradigm of everything that Barcelona is brilliant at and it's Lionel Messi again... Lionel, the dagger's out for him, he slots it through, and Sanchez has got no time.  One touch to control, another caress of it and a wonderful slingshot."

"It's chameleon eyes I believe that strikes it with just enough technique to take it towards goal but it takes a wicked deflection, and the saints ain't smilin' on Saint Iker now.  This is a gangster goal from Barcelona and it's Xavi that's holding the revolver." 

"AAAYYAAAHHH!!!  Astonishing miss... this is food and drink for Cristiano and that is a horrendous miss!"

"Fabregas doesn't get his dagger out here, he gets his big harpoon and puts it into Real Madrid."

"It's lightning speed counterattack, but with glinting blades like Edward Scissorhands, Barcelona cuts Real Madrid down to size."

"Great ball... well played... nicely... AAAHHHH... not so sure if big Benz is going for goal, I think he is, and he's not far away.  Wonderful.  He puts Carlos Puyol on his back like a turtle..."

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Here's your full bowl schedule with announcers. Games kickoff on Saturday and there's a game just about every night through the National Championship on January 9th. We'll probably put up a Pammy thread on Saturday and bump it when the comments start to get crowded. It should be a fun month - enjoy.

Saturday, December 17:   

2 PM- Gildan   New Mexico  Bowl:  Temple  vs.   Wyoming   [ESPN/ ESPN3] Clay Matvick, Brian Griese, Jessica Mendoza

5:30 PM- Famous Idaho Potato Bowl:  Ohio  vs.   Utah   State   [ESPN/ ESPN3] Dave Flemming, Mike Bellotti, Heather Cox

9 PM- R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl: Louisiana-Lafayette vs.   San Diego   State   [ESPN/ ESPN3] Carter Blackburn, Brock Huard, Shelley Smith

Tuesday, December 20:  

8 PM- Beef ‘O’ Brady’s St. Petersburg Bowl: Florida International vs. Marshall [ESPN/ ESPN3] Mike Patrick, Craig James, Jeannine Edwards

Wednesday, December 21:  

8 PM- San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl:   Louisiana   Tech vs. TCU [ESPN/ ESPN3] Joe Tessitore, Lou Holtz, Mark May, TBA

Thursday, December 22:  

8 PM- MAACO Bowl  Las Vegas :   Arizona   State   vs. Boise State [ESPN/ ESPN3] Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit, Tom Rinaldi

Saturday, December 24:  

8 PM- Sheraton  Hawaii  Bowl:   Nevada   vs. Southern Miss [ESPN/ ESPN3] Mark Jones, Ed Cunningham, Jessica Mendoza

Monday, December 26:  

5 PM- AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl: Missouri vs. North Carolina [ESPN/ ESPN3] Rob Stone, Danny Kanell, Allison Williams

Tuesday, December 27:

4:30 PM- Little Caesars Pizza Bowl: Purdue vs. Western Michigan [ESPN/ ESPN3] Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti, Eamon McAnaney

8 PM- Belk Bowl: Louisville vs. NC State [ESPN/ ESPN3] Bob Wischusen, Brian Griese, Shannon Spake

Wednesday, December 28:

4:30 PM- Military Bowl Presented by Northrop Grumman: Air Force vs. Toledo [ESPN/ ESPN3] Pam Ward, Dan Hawkins, Jeannine Edwards

8 PM- Bridgeport Education Holiday Bowl: California vs. Texas [ESPN/ ESPN3] Rece Davis, Craig James, Jesse Palmer, Jenn Brown

Thursday, December 29:

5:30 PM- Champs Sports Bowl: Florida State vs. Notre Dame [ESPN/ ESPN3] Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore, Holly Rowe

9 PM- Valero Alamo Bowl: Baylor vs. Washington [ESPN/ ESPN3] Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Quint Kessenich

Friday, December 30:

Noon- Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl: BYU vs. Tulsa [ESPN/ ESPN3] Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano

3:20 PM- New Era Pinstripe Bowl: Iowa State vs. Rutgers [ESPN/ ESPN3] Chris Fowler, Jesse Palmer, Tom Rinaldi

6:40 PM- Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl: Mississippi State vs. Wake Forest [ESPN/ ESPN3] Mark Jones, Ed Cunningham, Jeannine Edwards

10 PM- Insight Bowl: Iowa vs. Oklahoma [ESPN/ ESPN3] Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Heather Cox

Saturday, December 31:

Noon- Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas: Northwestern vs. Texas A&M [ESPN/ ESPN3] Bob Wischusen, Brian Griese, Eamon McAnaney

2 PM- Hyundai Sun Bowl: Georgia Tech vs. Utah [CBS/ CBSSports.com] Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson

3:30 PM- AutoZone Liberty Bowl: Cincinnati vs. Vanderbilt [ABC/ ESPN3] Dave Lamont, Ray Bentley, Quint Kessenich

3:30 PM- Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl: Illinois vs. UCLA [ESPN/ ESPN3] Carter Blackburn, Brock Huard, Shelley Smith

7:30 PM- Chick-fil-A Bowl: Auburn vs. Virginia [ESPN/ ESPN3] Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe

Monday, January 2:

Noon- TicketCity Bowl: Houston vs. Penn State [ESPNU/ ESPN3] Clay Matvick, Danny Kanell, Allison Williams

1 PM- Outback Bowl: Georgia vs. Michigan State [ABC] Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, Lisa Salters

1 PM- Capital One Bowl: Nebraska vs. South Carolina [ESPN/ ESPN3] Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore, Quint Kessenich

1 PM- TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl: Florida vs. Ohio State [ESPN2/ ESPN3] Mike Patrick, Craig James, Jeannine Edwards

5 PM- Rose Bowl Presented by Vizio: Wisconsin vs. Oregon [ESPN/ ESPN3] Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Erin Andrews

8:30 PM- Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma State vs. Stanford [ESPN/ ESPN3] Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Heather Cox

Tuesday, January 3:

8:30 PM- Allstate Sugar Bowl: Michigan vs. Virginia Tech [ESPN/ ESPN3] Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe

Wednesday, January 4:

8 PM- Discover Orange Bowl: Clemson vs. West Virginia [ESPN/ ESPN3] Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski, Lisa Salters

Friday, January 6:

8 PM- AT&T Cotton Bowl: Arkansas vs. Kansas State [FOX] Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Tim Brewster

Saturday, January 7:

1 PM- BBVA Compass Bowl: Pittsburgh vs. SMU [ESPN/ ESPN3] Mike Gleason, John Congemi, Eamon McAananey

Sunday, January 8:

9 PM- GoDaddy.com Bowl: Arkansas State vs. Northern Illinois [ESPN/ ESPN3] Rob Stone, Danny Kanell, Cara Capuano

Monday, January 9:

8 PM- Allstate BCS National Championship: Alabama vs. LSU [ESPN/ ESPN3] Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Erin Andrews, Tom Rinaldi

H/T Daniel!

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So this is why Michael Wilbon was hesitant to join Twitter.  This screengrab was taken tonight from his Twitter page @RealMikeWilbon...

Whoever JJN is, he (she?) must be a big fan of Adam Schefter.  Then again, maybe the latest TebowMania magic slash Bears choke job has sent Wilbon over the edge of sanity?  As for the identity of "JJN" the only obvious candidate is Stan Van Gundy, right?

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Dick Stockton himself has opened up a bit of a lead on Phil Simms, Brian Billicks, and the rest of NFL announcingdom.  Can anyone close the gap in the final four weeks of the season?  You can check the comments below in the SOS open thread and our Twitter timeline for all submissions.  You can also tweet us by using the hashtag #SOSAA to send in quotes.  Then, we'll be back on Tuesdays with 15-20 nominees and you'll vote on our Top 10 for the week.  SOS winners will be announced Thursdays with updated standings.  Below you can find the links to last week's Top 10 and up to the second standings along with this week's NFL announcing schedule with broadcast maps.

Week 13 Dickies Winners & Standings

Week 14 NFL Announcing Schedule 

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"Make no mistake about it, this is a different football team without Ben Roethlisberger. - Michael Irvin (via kcopen)

"You hate when your balls get tipped around" - Marcellus Wiley (via jbteller)

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Indiana shocked the number one ranked Kentucky Wildcats at the buzzer on a three-pointer by Christian Watford to win 73-72 at Assembly Hall. UK overcame a large deficit late in the 2nd half to take the lead but missed free throws in the final seconds proved to be very costly. A decade ago, IU won in a similar fashion against #1 ranked Michigan State on a Kirk Haston three at the buzzer that I so desperately wish I could forget.

Dick Vitale and Dan Shulman were on the call (below is also the IU radio call of the game winner). Luckily this epic shot and call will help us forget about how annoying Dickie V was for much of the game. Vitale spent most of IU's possesions yelling "WHY ISN'T THE BALL GOING TO ZELLAH!" Yep, it got old even if he was probably correct. Also, take note of Crean's face after the shot... it's pretty fantastic.

Update: Here's the Crean face I was talking about... ESPN Munson'd that final score so don't pay attention to it.

Ed. Update: And if all that goodness wasn't enough, here's the fantastic IU radio call from Don Fischer (h/t Big Ten Network)...

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Gus Johnson debuted a new web video on FoxSports.com which looks to be the first part in a series called "Rise and Fire" which is also the name of his trademarked clothing brand. Clocking in at three minutes it's definitely....something different. Below is the video itself as well as some quick thoughts on the unique direction Fox and Johnson are going...

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=79e7b58c-05f2-4029-b7d1-7638b1ce73c7&videoId=79e7b58c-05f2-4029-b7d1-7638b1ce73c7&from=&src=v5:embed::" target='_new' title='Rise and Fire: Blistering Badgers' >Video: Rise and Fire: Blistering Badgers</a> While just a web video tucked away on Foxsports.com, the style of the video is a HUGE break from the norm on several fronts including:

- Play by play announcers are rarely seen outside of professional or business casual attire. Not only is Johnson dressed casually, but he's aggressively promoting his brand even doing the set to a backdrop of the logo.

- The discourse itself is casual and free flowing. The opening pitch of the series says the show will give "mad shout-outs" to pro and college players and ends with the tag-line "Cold Blooded" which is Johnson's current apparel collection within the Rise and Fire brand. Johnson also dougies as seen in the picture above and brings on a musician friend who he provides backup vocals for in an impromptu freestyle rap.

- Johnson interacts with what he calls the "peanut gallery," a group of friends and possible colleagues who are on set for the taping and potentially part of the production. 

Time will tell if Fox and Johnson will find success crafting this different type of content clearly aimed at a younger audience. It's clear though that Johnson has found a partner in Fox that will allow him to step out of his play by play role and produce content with more personality and commentary as well as letting Johnson run wild with brand integration of the content. From the looks of the first video, I wonder if Fox is potentially even an equity partner in Rise and Fire.

At CBS, most felt we never got enough Johnson. Looking at how things are going at Fox, I am guessing that's not going to be a problem. Perhaps Fox is seeing a lot of the success Bill Simmons is having branching out at ESPN and is thinking Johnson might be able to have a similar touch and sense of taste for them as well. 

Going forward, it will be interesting to see how Fox utilizes Johnson on the web and more importantly, if he gets any more NFL assignments, perhaps even a playoff game (a very big longshot), before transitioning to his work for the Big Ten Network.

Cold blooded.

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The Pammies are over for the regular season, and the bowls are still some time away, but that doesn't mean there aren't important college football games being played this weekend!  Yes, there are college football playoff games happening this weekend as well as the Army-Navy game.  Here are the games to watch for Friday and Saturday...

Friday, December 9:

8 PM- Northern Iowa at Montana [ESPN/ ESPN3]- Justin Kutcher, Tom Lugenbill

Saturday, December 10:

Noon- Montana State at Sam Houston State [ESPN/ ESPN3] Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano
1 PM- SWAC Championship: Alabama A&M vs. Grambling State [ESPNU] Adam Amin, Jay Walker
2 PM- Maine at Georgia Southern [ESPN3] John Sedak, John Bunting
2:30 PM- Army vs. Navy from Landover, MD [CBS] Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
4 PM- Lehigh at North Dakota State [ESPN3] Trey Bender, Jay Taylor

H/T Daniel!

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Living in Columbus, I can tell you one thing... it's not easy being a Blue Jackets fan.  The team has made a grand total of one appearance in the Stanley Cup Playoffs since their inception in 2000.  One!  And everyone makes the playoffs in hockey!  In that playoff appearance in 2009, the Blue Jackets were even swept by the Detroit Red Wings.  The Jackets have never even finished above third in the Central Division (and that only happened once).  And to top it all off, Columbus still has to deal with a stupid bug for a mascot.   The team has been hemorrhaging money, ranks 27th in attendance, and whispers of relocation have been rampant.  In fact, it may come down to a new downtown casino to save the team... or maybe that's Urban Meyer.

Although Jackets history has been less than stellar, this may be the worst season yet.  Columbus has the least points in the NHL and are already 11 points out of 8th spot in the Western Conference.  The team is in the bottom four in the league in both goals scored and goals allowed.  And last night might have been the low point of the season so far.  Columbus allowed 2 goals in the final 2 minutes to allow Nashville to tie the game and send it into overtime.  The Preds then won in overtime on a Colin Wilson goal that confused Blue Jackets television announcer Jeff Rimer, who thought netminder Curtis Sanford made the save.  The hopeful exuberance followed abruptly by the depressed reality that is the Columbus Blue Jackets makes this one of the more fitting calls you may hear this year...

If the losing keeps up like this, maybe Rimer will turn into the real life version of another Ohio broadcaster, Harry Doyle.  Now that would make the Jackets worth watching!

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Time for This Week In Screengrab Snafus.  Yesterday was one of the craziest days in sports I can remember with the Chris Paul drama in New Orleans and the Albert Pujoles deal with the Angels.  Wait, who?  I love it when news channels try to talk sports.  Just this morning GMA evidently referred to Kris Humphries as an NBA "superstar." (snafu via SportsGrid)

Elsewhere on the Hot Stove, the Miami Marlins signed a big name free agent pitcher.  I don't know what's uglier, the leader trying to spell Mark Buehrle, or the new Marlins logo.  (H/T Metstradamus)

TroughDrinker sent us this screengrab of the leader attempting to get us hyped for the BCS National Championship Game rematch.  If Alabama actually wins the second game 9-6, then what do we do?  Do we just award the crystal ball to the SEC as a whole?

Fox is back in the college football game, but via cjzero comes this screengrab of Russell Wilson's statline against Michigan State in the Big Ten title game.  It was impressive... good luck trying to read it though...

And finally, from last night's prestigious college football awards show on ESPN, well, you can just see for yourself (h/t bubbaprog)...

That was your week in Screengrab Snafus, next time be careful out there!

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