I like to take a little bit of pride in finding announcing clips that are located in the farthest reaches of cyberspace.  Sometimes, the most entertaining announcing clips come from the largely uncharted realm of high school sports.  You may remember the high school lacrosse announcer that channeled his inner BIG earlier this year.  The following video doesn't have one of those classic lines, but is entertaining on the whole.  This clip comes from late September and features highlights of a Georgia high school football game - Norcross vs Mill Creek (even though the video wrongly spells it "Nocross").  Of course, it's not the football that we want to focus on, but the announcing.

Unfortunately, I couldn't identify the broadcaster or any other info about the origins of this video, but the two minute highlight package is definitely worth it.  I've rarely ever heard such emphasis on an extra point or such impassioned "touchDOOWWWnn" calls.  Other gems include: "The Mill Creek Hawks have just thrown another hook!  BOOM!  BOOM!  BAM!  GET OUTTA THE WAY!"  Watch the video and decide where it fits on the scale from Joe Buck to Gus Johnson...

Personally, I'd much rather listen to this guy announce a game than Joe Buck, Chris Myers, Chris Rose, Thom Brennaman or Dick Stockton.  What are you waiting for, Fox! 

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Last week, I lamented over the decline of the quality of games on Monday Night Football. Looking at the the schedule of games left, there looks to be a good deal of potential blowouts and generally unsexy games that will be a bit of a letdown considering the national stage.

Although many of you will tune into tomorrow's World Series game 5, we here at AA thought we'd come up with a solution to help keep things exciting just in case things get out of hand during the MNF broadcast. With that in mind, we've come up with Monday Night Football Announcing Bingo.

Here are the rules:

For any MNF game in which the spread is more than 7 points (games that are deemed by Vegas to potentially get out hand and hence cause a lot of random conversations to fill the time), we'll unveil announcing Bingo cards like the ones you'll see below.

There are 4 Bingo Boards. Anytime before kickoff you'll look at our boards that have the same 25 terms in them and pick what row or column you think will be the first to be completed entirely. If any of the three booth announcers talk about that given subject, you cross it off just as if your number was called in Bingo.

In the comments, leave your guess as to what board and row/column will be the first to victory. Columns are B,I,N,G,O. If you want to pick a row, just number them top to bottom as 1-5.  Also, we also ask that you predict the final score of the game as the tiebreaker in case anyone picks the same row/column.

Some examples guesses would be:

The Tirico Board, Column B  which includes-  Dolphins Head Coaching Job, Number Of First Rounders From Da U, Christian Ponder, College Football Playoff System, and Cam Newton.

The Kolber Board, Row 3 which includes- QBR, Pryor and Tressel NFL Suspensions, Number Of First Rounders From Da U, The LongHorn Network, and Carson Palmer.

The first person to close out their row or column will receive an awesome Bloguin Fleece Jacket, a known babe magnet in the sports blogosphere.

Below are your choices.

Ok AA Nation, this may be the weirdest, most head-scratching clip of the year.  Greg Gumbel, during the middle of an actual NFL game, took 20 seconds to rip Hulk Hogan for a fake wrestling promo he cut on Tim Tebow on ESPN's SportsNation.  Apparently, Gumbel took Hogan's takedown of Tim Tebow just a little too seriously.  First, the original clip that I'm sure you've seen by now and that we hesitated to post initially for fear of drawing attention to TebowMania on ESPN, which I think is actually going to be the new name of ESPN2's First Take. 

My only regret in that clip was that Hogan didn't drop the big leg on that moron Cowherd.  Even though Hogan did a vintage job taking down Tebow as if he were Andre the Giant, nobody actually would take this seriously, right?  Besides, who actually cares if Tim Tebow is a better motivator than Hulk Hogan... except apparently Michelle Beadle and maybe Skip Bayless.  Well, apparently the Hulkster crossed the line in the eyes of Greg Gumbel, observe.

What is up with the Gumbel brothers these days?  First Bryant lays the verbal smackdown on NBA Commish David Stern, now Greg stomps a rhetorical mudhole in the Hulkster?  Are the Gumbels trying to bring to life their idea of beach justice?  And yes, we're required by law to link to that in every silly article about the Gumbels.  Do the Gumbels want to take on Hogan and David Stern in the main event of the AARP's version of Wrestlemania inside of a steel cage?  If they do, maybe the Gumbels should think about having this guy in their corner... because they're beginning to sound just as crazy.  

TALK TO ME... HULK HOGAN... AS IF YOU ARE TALKING TO THE GOD YOU SPEAK OF... HULK HOGAN, AHHHHHHHH!!!!

[h/t The Score]

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When ESPN hired reporter Josina Anderson this Summer, the news was met with cheers from fellow folks in the media.  PFT labeled it a "great addition to ESPN’s NFL reporting team."  Anderson has a history of breaking stories, but perhaps live stand-ups on SportsCenter isn't going to be the best spot for her at ESPN.  The following video is such a trainwreck, it has already been compared in several places to "Boom Goes The Dynamite."  Fortunately for Anderson, Boom Goes The Dynamite was four times as long.  Unfortunately for Anderson, this happened live on national television...  

Hannah Storm finally saves her, and Anderson eventually finished the rest of the segment after the video ends.  Here's an attempt at a transcript of Anderson's less than smooth report...

"Good morning Hannah, you know, Lions trying to play their best without RB Javhid Best after not having the best year of his career."

"Now, meanwhile, Maurice Morris is likely to get the start... umm... Maurice Morris is likely to get the start after running, excuse me, after having a hundred yard rushing game in replacing Best last year."

"As for the Atlanta Falcons, WR Julio Jones is expected to still be out there possibly, umm... excuse me... WR Julio Jones is still listed as doubtful... after.... ok.... but Roddy White says..."

Yipes.  It was all downhill after the consecutive back to back "Best" puns was blown up like an angry Ray Lewis rampaging into the backfield.  I almost feel bad for Anderson for that to take place on live TV.  That's the reporting equivalent of Saints 62, Colts 7.

[H/T @CaptTouchback, @TlkSuperstation, Bob's Blitz]

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In the latest AA Podcast, we talk to the voice of the NBA Finals, Mike Breen, about the NBA Lockout. As ESPN's lead play by play man for the NBA, Mike would usually be spending this time of year preparing for the imminent start of the NBA season. With the sport embroiled in a protracted lockout and no future talks scheduled, questions abound as to when the 2011-12 NBA season will begin, or if we'll have a season at all. Mike talks to AA about the impact of the lockout and...

-How he and other announcers are dealing with the lockout. 
-His plans for possibly announcing college basketball for ESPN. 
-Former broadcast partner Mark Jackson's head coaching gig with the Warriors. 
-Last year's Finals and Dirk Nowitzki's MVP performance. 
-How the Heat will bounce back from their Finals loss and criticism. 
-Thoughts on Bryant Gumbel's explosive commentary on David Stern. 
-His reflections on the key issues of the lockout and whether fans have already been lost. 
-A prediction on whether or not basketball will be played this year.

A very candid, enjoyable interview with the voice of the NBA Finals and a must-listen for any basketball fan.

Make sure to check out all our podcasts including the likes of David Feherty, Ian Darke, Bruce Feldman, and Barry Larkin by subscribing to the AA Podcast on ITunes.

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It was a crazy week in college football with a hail mary in East Lansing, a massive upset in Norman, and Stanford's rushing game being as strong as a Jim Harbaugh handshake.  It was also a fantastic week for the Pammies with a few stalwarts showing up in the nominees and a couple returnees as well.  Perhaps Dr. Lou or one of the amazing PamHawk can topple Craig James this week.

As a reminder as to how the Pammy vote works, each week we'll nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that person 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th.  Remember, you can vote for your favorite five quotes.  Here are your Week 8 nominees...

1) Wendi Nix: "I hear Doctor Lou will be in the house at halftime." 
Lou Holtz: "Yeah, well no. Not in the house. He'll be here." (via bjo109)

2) Charles Davis: Hey Tim, isn't it hard for a coach to do that?
(long silence)
Davis: I'll get back with you on that, Tim. (via CaptTouchback)

3) "it's tough to see Marcus hurt. he's one of the best college football players we have in college football" - Gary Danielson (via bjo109)

4) "Are they saying boo or hoos?" - Dan Hawkins (via danhodes) They're saying Boo-erns.  Boo-erns.

5A) "I'm all for it. I'm not completely against it." - Craig James (via DWW_1992)

5B) "It's not even close and it's really close right now." - Craig James (via IsaacTM)

6) "You dont win the Kentucky Derby with a jackass." - Lou Holtz (via joshlabell)

7) "If Washington is going to win this game, they're going to have to outscore Stanford." - Sean McDonough (via Tom Gower)

8) "We kind of rotate good points up here." - Craig James (via glokkenspx)

9) "These two teams need a win like a man needs water in the desert" - Mike Palawaski (via jleimer)

10) 'I think with Ware & Mathieu suspended, LSU will look to other guys.' - Gary Danielson (via sctvman)

11) "Play to the echo of the whistle" - Kirk Herbstreit (via sctvman)

12) "The more I watch Florida St., the more I see the run game just not working." - Todd McShay (via glokkenspx) after Florida St ran for over 200 yds.

13) "Boyd only has 2 catches on the year but he makes them count because he has 3 touchdowns." - Chris Spielman (via bjo109)

14) "LSU's defense will dish out physicalness on Auburn." - Mark May (via bjo109)

15) "He's the Peyton Manning of the NCAA." -- Matt Millen on Andrew Luck.  Peyton went to college, too. (via SC_DougFarrar)

16) "That is a statistical...uhh, something that was proven statistically, right? There was research done on that." - Pam Ward (via twogunsholla)

17) "  Grandmas   don't look like that, That's a Good-Looking Grandma!" - Matt Millen (via davidreyJR)

Vote For Your Week 8 Pammy Nominees! (vote for up to five)

The winners will come Wednesday morning so make sure you vote early and often and check back for the full Week 9 announcing sked later this week!

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Last week was an awesome debut for the Dick Stockton Chronicles - Straight Outta Stockton.  Thanks to all of you who left a comment or tweeted in a quote.  Redzone's Scott Hanson will go down in the record books (there are record books for this, right?) as the first ever weekly winner.  Dick himself mustered seventh place while Phil Simms and Brian Billick look like top contenders as well.  Don't forget to also leave us any quotes from pre or postgame shows (especially Countdown!) as well.

We'll try and update the thread as best as we can on Sundays, but you can check the comments below and our Twitter timeline for all submissions.  Then, we'll be back on Tuesdays with 15-20 nominees and you'll vote on our Top 10 for the week.  SOS winners will be announced Thursdays with updated standings.  Below you can find the links to last week's Top 10 and this week's NFL announcing schedule with broadcast maps.

Week 6 Dickies Winners & Standings

Week 7 NFL Announcing Schedule 

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"the jets have a lot of problems, and one of those problems is...isn't... the quarterbacks." - Phil Simms (via bjo109)

Marv Albert: "Rich have you played overseas?"
Rich Gannon: "Yes, I have played in Mexico." (via deisner17) 

"first pick in the last 77 throws for Sanchez" - Jim Nantz (via dougrox14) Well...he's thrown 2 picks today...

"The Panthers just ran the little read option." - Tim Ryan (via sctvman)

"I actually watched the World Championships this morning." - Daryl Johnston (via AA) talking rugby. It's the World Cup, but close enough.

"Kubiak was a ball boy for Oilers when his Defensive Coordinator Wade Phillips was head coach." - Marv Albert (via JPMontalbano) Bum, maybe?

"San Diego had gone 19 quarters without getting points off takeovers." "No, turnovers." - Jim Nantz (via sctvman)

"Looks like they ran out of brown bear costumes there Moose." - Tony Siragusa (via AA)

"Cleveland's brown... Cleveland's ball." - Ron Pitts (via TheNewMVA)

"Let's play beat the penalty." - Chris Myers (via sctvman)

"That's what you call a spinal tap shot." - Tim Ryan (via sctvman)

"The food here is outstanding here in London." - Tony Siragusa (via AA)

"It looks like they may throw the ball here." Phil Simms (via MikeMarciano33) when the Jets go 5 wide...

Ron Pitts: You're old school.
Jim Mora: I don't know what I am. (Sighing) I'm a broadcaster right now. (via JohnLewisSports)

"Harris just got bent over there" - Jim Nantz (via JRWaits)

Now it's time for our Captain Munnerlyn predictably unnecessary puns section...

"He may be Private Munnerlyn after that play from Ron Rivera and Sean McDermott." - Tim Ryan (via sctvman)

"The Captain just became the Major." - Tim Ryan (via AdamLawsonEU)

"Captain, Oh Captain" - Chris Myers (via AdamLawsonEU)

Kinda glad I'm not watching Skins/Panthers today.

"Looks like we have one second left here. One untimed play." - Chris Myers (via MikeScottL)

"This is why Tony Gonzalez is so phenomenal. He's like a receiver down the field." - Brian Billick (via jrgarcia19) You. Don't. Say.

"We got to get excited about something, let's get excited about these punts!" - Kevin Harlan (via The506) on Denver/Miami.

"This is their version of the no-huddle. I know they're huddling up." - Brian Billick (via jfishSOTW)

"Time of possession with no points is useless. It's like calories in a diet that don't count." - Brian Billick (via MCPitlik)

"The backup is Chris Redman, who has not played in a regular season game." - Sam Rosen (via wchandlerparker) He's attempted ~500 passes.

"I am scatching my head watching this game" - Jim Mora (via steve5643)

"Cam Newton is tune-in TV" - Chris Myers (via ShutdownLine)

"Grab him by the waist and get into position" - Jim Mora (via steve5643)

"Key here, don't lose the field goal opportunity to make this a one-score game." - John Lynch (via mustango13) with the Falcons up 4.

"That play (awkward scramble) is why Colt McCoy is a WINNER" - Ron Pitts (via CFPtherealOG) His career record is 4-9.

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Perhaps the most incredible ending to a football game imaginable just happened tonight.  After blowing a 14 point lead in the 4th quarter, Sparty found themselves tied 31-31 with unbeaten Wisconsin in the last minute.  They drove to Wisconsin's 44 yard line with six seconds left.  Michigan State went for the hail mary, which was batted out of the endzone to a Spartan player, Keith Nichol, standing right at the goalline. Somehow, the ball was ruled inches short of the goalline as Nichol was stood up by Wisconsin defenders.  However, thanks to the beauty of instant replay, the correct call was made and Sparty was awarded with the most improbable game winning TD in recent memory.

Even though he was calling for a hook and ladder before the final play, Brent Musburger was all over the final play and got it 100% correct even calling out instant replay deciding the fate of this game.  It's not every day you see a hail mary win a football game after a replay review... but that's the beauty of sports.

H/T @cjzero

Pam Ward must be feeling somewhat left out this week.  With Craig James dominating the AA landscape for college football, the advent of the Dickies, and Tim McCarver's spelling escapades, the AA stalwart has been strangely quiet in the last month.  Perhaps she's been too busy working for Occupy Herbstreit.  I was really hoping her and Dan Hawkins would be having big seasons in the Pammies so the PamHawk nickname would take off.  Alas, I can only do so much.  This may be the week she finally restarts her Pammies campaign and puts it into high gear.  PamHawk and Cowboy James both venture to ACC country today, so there should be plenty of chances for great Pammy quotes.  

Week 8 Announcing Schedule 

Wendi Nix: "I hear Doctor Lou will be in the house at halftime."
Lou Holtz: "Yeah, well no. Not in the house. He'll be here."
(via bjo109) 

"I don't care if it is at 2:30 or 3:30 in the afternoon, Eastern Time" - Randy Cross talking about LSU's Death Valley, in Central Time. (via sctvman)

"LSU's defense will dish out physicalness on Auburn." - Mark May (via bjo109)

"And Louisville with a complete FAIL there on the extra point attempt." - Dave Lamont (via rob_laser)

"They don't have the nicest facilities in CFB, but they don't have the worst in CFB." - Jesse Palmer (via mvanheiden)

"And now Rutgers has 3rd and a few inches and yards." - David Diaz Infante (via bjo109)

"Over 58,000 acres of empty country, you say?" - Craig James (via edsbs) for no reason, when Rece Davis describes an AZ park.

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Screengrab snafus have become so popular, fans are trying to get in on the action!  This guy was way off trying to spell T Plush though...

First on the snafu slate, Drunken Midgets e-mailed these screengrabs from Sunday's NFL on Fox broadcast of Panthers/Falcons.  A pretty major math fail if I do say so myself.  I took a couple minutes to try to add up these numbers and see the exact breakdown, but carrying over and adding times is a lot of work... now I know what Tim McCarver feels like...

Good friend, fellow OWU alum, and lead editor of The Nats Blog, Will Yoder (no relation, believe it or not) sent in this screengrab from his Yahoo Sports homepage.  Yahoo informed Will that one of his teams was in action - "Your Wizards are playing today."  If only this was 2016 and the lockout was close to ending...

That must have been a tough loss for the St. Louis Cardinals in the 2009 ALDS.  Somewhere Jayson Stark is formulating the most obscure trivia question in the history of mankind about National League teams losing in the American League playoffs.  That ought to keep him busy for a while... (h/t Brian Harter)

And finally, folks complain that ESPN doesn't pay attention to MLB and the World Series like they should because of their NFL obsession.  Darren Rovell tweeted this picture that may give those people some more ammunition for their conspiracy.  At least ESPN didn't put a New York Rangers logo in there as well.  Although, I suppose that shows where the NHL ranks on the totem pole...

That was your week in Screengrab Snafus, next time be careful out there!

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