Surprise... Jim Gray Would Do The Decision Over Again

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With the one year anniversary of The Decision festering through the sports world, Jim Gray made an appearance (audio at the link) on the Dan Patrick radio show to talk about his brainchild.  A year later, and The Decision's lingering, distinctive, disgusting odor still circles throughout the sports world... and Jim Gray still wants to claim the credit for it.  From his namedropping of Steven Spielberg's partners to being surprised by the criticism, (really?  REALLY?) to not wanting a mulligan on the inane questions he asked LeBron before the actual decision, Gray comes off as a man very content with his role in the circus that was The Decision.  The quotage comes from Sports Radio Interviews...

How the idea came about:

“I was with my wife and I think it was game two of the NBA Finals between the Celtics and the Lakers in Los Angeles at the Staples Center and I was sitting in the stands and walked down at halftime to say hello to Maverick Carter, who was sitting in the front row with Ari Emanuel. We just got to talking and David Geffen, one of Jeffrey Katzenberg’s and Steven Spielberg’s partners was sitting with him as well and we just got to talking and I said to Maverick it’s going to be an interesting summer and I would like to do the first interview with LeBron when he decides on his team. He said you know we can think about that, that’s not a bad idea. I had a history with LeBron. Interviewed him when he was in high school, did his first game when he played against the Sacramento Kings, was there the night that Gordon Gund won the lottery for the Cleveland Cavaliers, interviewed him on the night of the Draft and so on and so forth. I had known LeBron for some time so he said he would consider that. Then I said better yet why don’t we announce his decision live on television and go buy an hour of air time on a network and just explain it to all the fans at one time where he is deciding to go. Ari jumped in and said that’s a brilliant idea. Maverick said ‘you think so? Can you put this together?’ Ari said we gotta do this. Maverick said we can give a lot of money to charity and it just kinda went from there. That’s how it started, just kept in touch every once in awhile texting Maverick throughout the course of whatever it was, the next three or four weeks, and it became The Decision.”

What criticism has surprised him the most since The Decision:

“Just that there is so much of it. This after all was just a television show. I think what had probably happened is that everybody in New York and New Jersey were hoping it was the Nets and Knicks. He had meetings with them and the folks in Los Angeles, the folks in Chicago, and the people back in Cleveland, everybody had their hopes up. When he finally decided on Miami all the people in all those other cities were disappointed because they all wanted him to play there. There’s only one place you can play at a time. I think it just got built into such a thing where there was a letdown in all these other cities. I’m surprised that it still gets the attention that it gets. I’m surprised at the reaction when you go to certain cities and he does to play in certain cities and they’re booing. A lot of those cities didn’t even have a chance to get him. I don’t think that anybody could’ve foreseen what has gone on. Did you foresee this?”

Would like a mulligan?

“Mulligan in terms of what I would have asked? (Host: Yeah. Anything.) I probably would’ve asked LeBron to explain why we were at the Boys and Girls Club because to the audience, in looking back at the tape, we never said why we were there.”

Whether or not he would do the show all over again:

“Would I do the show again? (Host: Yeah.) Yes. We’d all make it better.”


Gray just advanced to the second round of our Joe Morgan Memorial Tournament to place a new face on AA's Mount Rushmore, and this interview just gives his critics more ammunition.  I think he may have won a few more votes for the next round.  Check AA on Wednesday to see who he faces in the second round.  

One Year Later Jim Gray Would Do The Decision All Over Again - Sports Radio Interviews
 

Your Full 2011 MLB All-Star Break Schedule And National Schedule For 7/14-7/17

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Monday July 11

2011 State Farm Home Run Derby (ESPN 8PM) Chris Berman, John Kruk, Nomar Garciaparra - Chase Field Phoenix, AZ

Tuesday July 12

All-Star Game:  American League @ National League (FOX 8PM) Joe Buck, Tim McCarver - Chase Field Phoenix, AZ 

Thursday July 14

New York Yankees @ Toronto Blue Jays (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Cleveland @ Baltimore]

Friday July 15

Florida Marlins @ Chicago Cubs (WGNA 2PM) Len Kasper, Bob Brenly
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: NY Yankees @ Toronto]

Saturday July 16

Philadelphia Phillies @ New York Mets (FOX 4PM) Kenny Albert, Mark Grace
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays (FOX 4PM) Dick Stockton, Tim McCarver
Chicago White Sox @ Detroit Tigers (FOX 4PM) Josh Lewin, Rod Allen
Los Angeles Angels @ Oakland Athletics (FOX 4PM) Matt Vasgersian, Eric Karros
St. Louis Cardinals @ Cincinnati Reds (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Washington @ Atlanta]

Sunday July 17

Philadelphia Phillies @ New York Mets (TBS 1PM) Brian Anderson, Dennis Eckersley
Chicago White Sox @ Detroit Tigers (WGNA 1PM) Ken Harrelson, Steve Stone
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays (ESPN 8PM) Dan Shulman, Orel Hershiser, Bobby Valentine

H/T Sammy! 

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Dave Campbell And Len Kasper Blow WGN's Fan Cam Cover

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Cubs games on WGN pioneered the modern style of televising a baseball game.  WGN Director Arne Harris was famous for his production of televised baseball and incorporating crowd shots into the broadcast.  Often times, in Wrigleyville, that includes pretty ladies.  He had this to say once about televising baseball:

"Baseball is a director's sport," Harris once said. "You can do so much between when the ball's not in play--shooting the pretty girls, shooting the kids, the dugout stuff."

Harris passed away in 2001, but his legacy lives on.  I can't think of any baseball broadcast (or any stadium sport) that doesn't include crowd shots that may or may not coincidentally have attractive females in the picture.  It's no mystery - guys watch sports, guys like looking at attractive women.  In case you didn't notice this phenomenon watching sports, WGN's Dave Campbell (filling in for analyst Bob Brenly) and Len Kasper let you in on this secret of broadcasting sports last night at a game in Pittsburgh.  From SportsGrid...



By the way, our friends at SportsGrid have made a sleek redesign and added another friend of AA, Tim Burke of @bubbaprog and Mocksession fame to their full-time staff as video editor.  Check out the site and congrats to both on the announcement.
 

Joe Morgan Memorial Round 1 - Matt Millen vs John Sterling

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This may be my favorite matchup of Round 1.  Two titans of Awful Announcing come together as reigning, defending, Most Awful Announcer of the Year Matt Millen takes on the one and only John Sterling.  Millen has come back to TV as a legitimate analyst after his disaster with the Detroit Lions.  At least he's still clearly a resident of planet earth... something I'm not certain of with THHHHEEEEEE Yankees play by play man (seriously, just look at that picture).  Remember, polls are open until the next matchups go up tomorrow.  Then on Wednesday, we'll have the full recap of Round 1 and the Round 2 draw as well as our first Round 2 matchup.  

Matt Millen vs John Sterling

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Matt Millen 

Fact File: ESPN college football game analyst, studio analyst for Monday Night Football, and elsewhere on ESPN

Why He's Here: The former Detroit Lions GM used to be one of the best announcers in the NFL over a decade ago.  However, his stint as one of the worst GMs in sports has ruined his credibility as an analyst.  For some reason though, ESPN decided to put him on nearly every football game and studio show on the network.  Since returning to the booth and the studio, all of his questionable opinions and takes have been magnified.  Also, there was his memorable pairing with Joe Theismann in the NFL Network Thursday Night booth, which was one of the worst analyst combos in history.  Millen was named AA's #1 Worst Announcer of 2010 by the readers.

Links:

#1 Worst Announcer of the Year (2010)
Real Tweets From Real People - Millen & Theismann
Matt Millen thinks Randy Moss should be a coach?
Ethnic slurs and awkward apologies

John Sterling

Fact File: New York Yankees play by play man

Why He's Here: Sterling is one of those rare announcers that has become a caricature of himself.  His Bermanesque homerun calls can be painful even for the most ardent of Yankee fans.  They wouldn't be so bad if Sterling didn't routinely botch even the simplest of commentary.  His trademark "Yankees win, THHHEEEE YANKEEEEES WIIIINNN" call is the anthem of the seventh circle of hell for baseball fans outside New York.

Links:

Derek Jeter's 5,000th hit?
John Sterling Is Utterly Confused
John Sterling Being John Sterling
The Sterling Shake

Results:

John Sterling d. Matt Millen 58.69% - 41.31%
 

Joe Morgan Memorial Round 1 - Stephen A. Smith vs Stuart Scott

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Only 4 First Round matchups remain with 3/4 of the 2nd Round Draw already filled as the Joe Morgan Memorial Tournament works its way from 32 to 16.  With the weekend's battles wrapped up, here's the list of 12 names that have made it so far.

Skip Bayless, Rick Reilly, Tony Siragusa, Thom Brennaman, Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin, Chris Berman, Pierre McGuire, Craig James, Joe Theismann, Mark May, and Jim Gray.

The first of today's matchups see two men that have shared many a set together on ESPN's NBA coverage.  The slow resurrection of the career of Stephen' A. Smith cements itself with an appearance in the JMMT field.  He takes his unique abilities against NBA studio host and SportsCenter anchor Stuart Scott in a matchup of two men whose glory days have well passed them by.  

Stephen A. Smith vs Stuart Scott

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Stephen A. Smith

Fact File: ESPN NBA reporter/analyst/debater... well, actually he's not around that much anymore

Why He's Here: Stephen A. is a hard man to find these days.  After the mistake that was Quite Frankly and his period of overexposure, Smith faded away.  Somehow, he has a job hosting shows on ESPN Radio in New York and Los Angeles and still makes the sporadic TV appearance.  It's enough for us to give Screamin' A. a place on the list.

Links:

Stephen A on Kwame Brown
Stephen A voted AA/AOL's Worst Sports Announcer (2007)
Stephen A Says Goodbye To ESPN
Stephen A Has Heard Something Terrible About LeBron James

Stuart Scott

Fact File: ESPN's NBA studio host, NBA Draft anchor, MNF anchor, and occasional SportsCenter anchor

Why He's Here: We wish all the best for Scott's cancer treatment, but we must be honest in critiquing his abilities as a television personality.  Boo-yah was en vogue a decade ago, but Scott's shelf life as a legitimate television host has passed its due date.  His anchoring skills were exposed at the latest NBA Draft where jokes were met with silence, information was gotten wrong, and Stuart was left behind.

Links:

Good, Bad, & Ugly of ESPN's NBA Draft Coverage
Real Tweets from Real People - NBA's Awful Draft Coverage
Stuart Scott Accused Of Being A Journalist?
Stu attempts to be cool

Results:

Stephen A. Smith d. Stuart Scott 51.45% - 48.55% 

Real Tweets From Real People - The Brilliant Ian Darke

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The USA-Brazil World Cup game captivated the country due to the dramatic nature of the American comeback victory in penalty kicks.  The USA had to deal with the adversity of several terrible calls going against them and come from a goal down and a player down in extra time to force a shootout.  Of course, Abby Wambach and her heart-stopping goal was the moment that stood out.  But, on the announcing side, it was once again ESPN's lead soccer commentator Ian Darke that received the plaudits.

Normally, we save Real Tweets from Real People for the times fans laugh at, criticize, or lampoon announcers or sports coverage on the negative side.  Darke's soccer commentary on the other hand, motivated fans watching to praise his work on Twitter, which is quite an astonishing feat, really.  Fifteen months ago, Darke was a little-known-in-the-States English Premier League announcer, only recognized and appreciated by the hardcore soccer fan.  After his outstanding work at the 2010 World Cup, ESPN hired him full-time as their lead soccer voice, largely due to the passion and excitement of his call of Landon Donovan's goal against Algeria.  It was there that Darke established almost a cult-like following and he has been truly magnificent since, broadcasting ESPN soccer games from the EPL to this Women's World Cup, and an occasional MLS game or two.  

It takes something special for fans to single an announcer out for praise and Darke is well deserving.  He's long been one of Britain's best announcers, but is finding success now working in the US.  His calling of the game has the classic British style, but Darke also has a bit of Americanization in the excitement of the big moment.  That's why he may be a better fit in the States than the classy Martin Tyler.  Darke successfully captures the story of the game (noting the awful officiating and the difficulty of the miraculous US comeback) while also letting the game speak for itself at just the right time.  As we've said for a long time, Ian Darke's full-time hiring at ESPN was one of the network's best decisions in recent memory.  

Just look at what his presence has meant for the Women's World Cup on the network.  Darke lifts the entire coverage and it tells sports fans that may not necessarily be fans of women's soccer that this is a world class event.  Gus Johnson is perhaps the only current announcer in sports that can inspire fans with commentary in the way that Darke was able to do on Sunday.  It doesn't matter that he's not an American, we watch the EPL for the same reason - it is simply the best.  As always, these are Real Tweets From Real People...

Ian Darke is just magic for US national teams
Ian Darke is about as good at his job as anyone I can think of.
Ian Darke is the new Gus Johnson. When he's in booth,  finds that late goal in a thriller. See: Landon and Abby. @awfulannouncing
Ian Darke's performance calling this game was just as good as the game itself. Masterful.
God I love Ian Darke...(and the USA too!)
Ian Darke is one of the best announcers in any sport. #worldcup
We need Ian Darke to announce everything. The man is a genius.
Ian Darke is doing a great job calling this match. He's giving me goosebumps.  #wwc2011

Ian Darke should be on the call for every single American sporting event.
I could listen to Ian Darke do play-by-play of people getting on and off the subway. Brilliant bit of commentary there, really.
Ian Darke should be given honorary American citizenship. Right now. Get on that, @BarackObama
There's a YouTube video dubbing a Gus Johnson call over the Wambach goal. I don't mind Johnson, but you cannot do any better than Ian Darke.
The best part about the Wambach goal was that Ian Darke got to make another miraculous call. #honoraryAmerican
Ian Darke is the best, by far. #worldcup
  Ian Darke was nothing short of brilliant again..."OH CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!?"
As great as all of that was, the real star of this show is Ian Darke. He and Gus Johnson are like magnets for dramatic finishes.

 

VIDEO: Abby Wambach's Last Minute Goal That Saved The USA

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The game of the year in sports took place in Dresden, Germany as the United States defeated Brazil 5-3 in a penalty kick shootout after one of the most thrilling soccer matches you'll ever see ended in a 2-2 draw.  The Americans had an early 1-0 lead on a Brazil own goal, but controversy ensued early in the second half.  Marta was (questionably) fouled by Rachel Buehler in the box.  Buehler received a red card for the penalty, but Hope Solo heroically saved the penalty kick from Cristiane.  Unbelievably, the referees called Solo off her line (we think) and received a yellow card when she clearly wasn't.  Perennial World Player of the Year Marta scored the second PK to make it 1-1.  The USA then fought with 10 players into extra time, where Marta scored on an unreal flick to put Brazil up 2-1 (although there were more questions of offside in the buildup).

The USA looked for sure to be exiting the tournament as the remaining 30 minutes of extra time wore on.  Then, in the 122nd minute, American striker Abby Wambach scored the latest goal ever in a World Cup game to level the score at 2-2.  From there, the momentum was all on the American side and Hope Solo again made a penalty kick save during the shootout, which the Americans won 5-3.  Without question, it's the high point of women's soccer in this country since Brandi Chastain and the 1999 World Cup.  The USA will play in the semifinals against France Wednesday morning at 11:30 AM ET and the nation will surely be watching.  Wambach's goal joins Landon Donovan's famous goal against Algeria last year in the 2010 World Cup as one of the all-time great American soccer moments.  Here's the goal and the amazing Ian Darke on commentary once again...




Shaq Makes His Own Decision, Joins Turner

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Last month we told you about the decision facing the biggest free agent in the NBA this offseason, Shaquille O'Neal.  Of course, Shaq wasn't fielding calls from NBA teams what with his retirement and that whole lockout thing being so en vogue in sports these days.  No, instead Shaq had the NBA's two TV partners, ESPN and Turner, beating down his door to sign The Big Shamrock as their newest on-air personality. Well, it seems Shaq has indeed made his decision to spurn the leader and join TNT's happy NBA family.

With the news being broken by our friend Darren Rovell on Twitter (hear his podcast with us here), details are sparse at the moment.  One would have to assume Shaq would slide right in to the award-winning Inside the NBA along with Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith, and Charles Barkley, perhaps replacing the air time left behind by the departure of Kevin McHale to coach in Houston.  Almost universally, the move is being lauded as a surefire success.  Who wouldn't find the combination of The Big Aristotle and Sir Charles entertaining and enlightening.  

But, as I've mentioned before, I'm not so easily convinced.  Is there enough room for both Shaq and Charles Barkley on one studio set?  It's almost like having both LeBron James and Dwyane Wade on the basketball court.  Will one be willing to set up the other?  Is there enough air time to go around for the both of them?  Will Shaq's involvement disrupt the famed chemistry between Ernie, Kenny, and Charles?  What about Chris Webber, entertaining in his own right, will he be squeezed out of regular Inside the NBA appearances to NBATV purgatory?  

As an NBA fan, I would have preferred to see Shaq go to ESPN where he could have spread his wings across multiple platforms while immediately becoming the network's best and brightest NBA personality.  Shaq could have taken ESPN's NBA coverage from mediocre to something actually worth watching.  How much can Shaq honestly improve Turner's already fantastic NBA coverage?  Time will tell.  While the odds are that Shaq will eventually be a success with Sir Charles and the TNT gang, I'm not willing to pass out any Emmys to Shaqtus just yet.  That is, until Shaq's inevitable reality show on Tru TV as a part-time Sheriff comes to fruition.  I suppose that's one additional Turner platform for Shaq to conquer.

Joe Morgan Memorial Round 1 - Jim Gray vs. Jim Nantz

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Watch the smarminess explode in this next matchup of the Joe Morgan Memorial between these two Jims off the old block!  There may be no sleazier sports figure on television in history than Jim Gray with his exploits covering the gambit from making a sympathetic figure out of Pete Rose to asking LeBron about his fingernails.  But, will Gray's general scumminess be enough to overcome the King Of All Puns...Jim Nantz?  Remember AA Nation, it's Nantz's cozy relationship with CBS execs that most likely forced out Gus Johnson, halting his dream of announcing the Final Four.  So much awfulness to choose from, but only one winner!

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Jim Gray

Fact File: reporter and interviewer for ESPN...or the highest bidder

Why He's Here: Two words - The Decision.  Jim Gray's involvement in The Decision  led to plenty of jealousy from fellow sports media personalities and plenty of fury from sports fans.  At least his pointless stalling in that interview wasn't as contentious as his infamous interview with Pete Rose.  But, there's also many other examples of Jim Gray's sterling career.

Links:

Jim Gray's Awful Super Bowl Sign Off
What Happened To Jim Gray?

Jim Gray Tries To Fight Corey Pavin, Gets Dumped By Golf Channel
How Jim Gray Helped Orchestrate The Decision

Jim Nantz

Fact File: Unquestioned #1 play by play man at CBS.  Lead announcer for the NFL, March Madness, and golf coverage

Why He's Here: Hello, friends.  Jim Nantz isn't liked by some sports fans simply because he held Gus Johnson's chair at the Final Four in a vicegrip.  Nantz is perhaps too professional as an announcer as his overly smooth and polished style sometimes turns off viewers.  While Nantz has his moments, he has never been fully accepted by college basketball and NFL fans as their lead announcer.  And then, there are the puns.  Oh, the puns. 

Links:

Jim Nantz Caught Practicing One Liners
Jim Nantz Drops Three Dog Puns At End Of Uconn/Butler National Championship Game
The Jonas Brothers Have A Fan In Jim Nantz 
Jim Nantz Has An Oil Painting Of Himself

Results:

Jim Gray d. Jim Nantz 78.15% - 21.85% 

Joe Morgan Memorial Round 1 - Dave Lapham vs Mark May

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This Sunday matchup appropriately pits two former NFL offensive linemen against each other - former Bengal Dave Lapham gets down in the trenches with former Redskin Mark May.  Lapham is a dark horse in the field, but appears because of his homeristic announcing from the analyst position on Bengals radio and his work nationally on FSN college football.  He faces stiff competition in conspiracy theorist and SEC homer Mark May... strange for a guy who went to Pitt.  Only one former O-Lineman can pancake their opponent in this matchup though.  First, the results from yesterday, where two other former NFL players were victorious...

Joe Theismann d. Mike & Mike 65.70% - 34.30%
Craig James d. Mike Patrick 75.17% - 24.83%

 
Dave Lapham vs Mark May

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Dave Lapham

Fact File: Fox Sports Net college football analyst and Cincinnati Bengals radio analyst

Why He's Here: Lapham may be one of the lesser known names on this list, but he's just as big of a local homer as men like Sterling, Harrelson, and Edwards... except from the analyst position.  The former Bengal doesn't show it as much on FSN, but he constantly screams and cheers over his play by play man on Bengals broadcasts.  Lapham is a poster child for analysts annoyingly shouting FUMBLE!! or TOUCHDOWN!! over their play by play partners and it's just as annoying as Hawk Harrelson yelling STRETCH!!

Links:

Lapham is utterly confused
This is what a homer analyst sounds like on a game winning drive
More fun with Dave


Mark May

Fact File: ESPN college football game and studio analyst

Why He's Here: Mark May is persona non grata in Big Ten country, especially with Ohio State fans as his bizarre feud with the Buckeyes led to "Mark May sucks" chants at the Sugar Bowl.  May's analysis and teams that he dislikes or criticizes seems to be completely random and changes every 8 minutes.  May must like playing the villain role because his analysis often takes an antagonistic, critical role.  Therefore, it's not just Buckeye fans that don't take a liking to him, but rather most all college football fans.  If he offered good analysis, this might be more acceptable.

Links:

Conspiracy Theory Starring Mark May
In Something New, Mark May Is A Joke
Terrelle Pryor vs Mark May
Lou Holtz laughs at Mark May getting booed and a "Mark May Sucks" chant

Results:

Mark May d. Dave Lapham 65.07% - 34.93%
 

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