The cries have been loud and clear from fans of the NBA and committed viewers to the NBA Playoffs - get the local announcers off NBATV!  Throughout the First Round of the NBA Playoffs, you're guaranteed that usually the lowest games on the marquee are destined for NBATV land.  It's like the kiddie table of your NBA Playoffs viewing experience.  This year we're talking Hawks/Magic, Spurs/Grizzlies, and Bulls/Pacers.  Those are the three games that have been on NBATV so far through the first week of the playoffs, but they've all had one thing in common.

Local announcers.

The practice of using local announcers for playoff games isn't unique to the NBA - Versus has done it with NHL games when they broadcast multiple games in an evening.  However, the fan outcry has been present during these playoffs that NBA fans don't want their playoff games infested with homerism.  The most visible (or egregious) case came during the Spurs/Grizzlies game on Wednesday.  NBATV picked up on the local feed with San Antonio announcers Bill Land and Sean Elliott.  Let's just say that many fans were not impressed with the homerism of the announcers.

I'd guess most people were watching the NBA, or highlights of the NBA, or sleeping, but -- so you know -- the NHL playoffs have been unreal and this shall be Exhibit A. It's the Anaheim Mighty Ducks' Bobby Ryan with a go-ahead goal in the third period, a dangle dangle goal that may not be bested for quite some time.

Gord Miller on the call ...

Nashville tied the game with a little over eight minutes left. Anaheim took back the lead two minutes later, but then allowed Nashville to tie it yet again, on a wrister from the point with 35 seconds left in the third to force OT. That's currently where we stand as I write this. How can anybody not like this, the NHL playoffs ... all the dramatics!?!?!

UPDATE: Predators scored within the first two minutes of overtime, taking away some of the luster from the above goal.

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Like a kid calling out a player's name upon learning it or seeing him in public, Florida Marlins analyst Tommy Hutton screamed "Scott Cousins! That's Scott Cousins!" as Cousins' first career home run -- a grand slam -- was headed toward the many empty seats in right field. If you didn't know who Scott Cousins was before, you probably won't forget the name now ... for at least a few days. The call is a slight alteration of Hutton's "His name is ... Dan Uggla!" call, whenever the oft-mispronounced Uggla would homer with the Marlins.

Cousins is playing in lieu of Logan Morrison, who was placed on the DL with a strained muscle in his foot. Remember, Cousins reaped the benefits of a line drive off of Morrison's face while he was in the on-deck circle last year; Cousins pinch-hit for the hurt Morrison and subsequently picked up his first career hit.  That's so Scott Cousins.

Playoff hockey at its finest -- Bruins scored late in the third to force OT and then score in the opening minutes of sudden death to knot up their series with the Habs.  Here's four-sport broadcasting star Kenny Albert with the call. With the call!

After you listen, tune into TNT and hear his daddy call the final quarter of the Heat/Sixers game.

With no regard for human life, Kevin Harlan called Chris Paul's buzzer-beating three-pointer to end the third quarter of Game 2 like he was auditioning to be the killer in Scream. I'd at least give him a call back.

Given how bloody ugly this game was, you can't blame Harlan for gettin' a little woozy over Paul's three-pointer. Of course, it's a signature call for Harlan, but he usually doesn't put so much English on it. It's fantastic.

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Once upon a time, Jack Edwards was your average ESPN SportsCenter anchor.  He wasn't any different than Gary Miller or Steve Levy or Stan Verrett - just your everyday, straight-forward ESPN personality.  Unlike most other ESPN anchors though, Jack Edwards has made even more of a name for himself as a play by play man... and an insane one at that.  The last few years, Edwards has been NESN's lead announcer for coverage of the Boston Bruins.  You could tell Jack Edwards was on his way to Crazytown when he shouted jingoistic, patriotic slogans announcing USA soccer games during the 2002 World Cup, but he's really blossomed in Boston.  Inspired by this clip from Game 3, we've scoured Youtube for the best (and by best I mean most insane) Jack Edwards clips.  Here now, the Crazy Jack Edwards Top 13! (We can't stop at ten, can we?)  Come into the padded room, it's safe...

13) "TAKE THAT!"


12) "Rabblerobbleyabba"


11) "We are HIGH"

Earlier today, we threw up the NFL's Monday Night Football schedule, so to complete the primetime schedule on broadcast and cable (we're still waiting NFL Network), here is NBC's Sunday Night Football schedule.  If you want to waste some time and have fun with the schedule, NFL.com has a pretty cool interactive look at the full slate by team, week, and primetime.  All SNF start times are 8:20 ET with Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth calling the action.  Flex games will start in Week 11, so this schedule is subject to change where there are asterisks and the Week 17 game will be decided after Week 16's games are complete.  

NFL Kickoff: New Orleans Saints at Green Bay Packers
Week 1: Dallas Cowboys at New York Jets
Week 2: Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons
Week 3: Pittsburgh Steelers at Indianapolis Colts
Week 4: New York Jets at Baltimore Ravens
Week 5: Green Bay Packers at Atlanta Falcons
Week 6: Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears
Week 7: Indianapolis Colts at New Orleans Saints
Week 8: Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles
Week 9: Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers
Week 10: New England Patriots at New York Jets
*Week 11: Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants
*Week 12: Pittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs
*Week 13: Indianapolis Colts at New England Patriots
*Week 14: New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys
*Week 15: Baltimore Ravens at San Diego Chargers
Week 16: Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers
*Week 17: TBA 

The SNF schedule is awesome.  Currently, it looks much stronger than the Monday Night Football slate.  The season begins with a fantastic Thursday night kickoff between the last two Super Bowl champs - New Orleans and Green Bay.  Week 1 also features an emotional home game in the Meadowlands between Dallas and the Jets on the 10 year anniversary of 9/11.  I can't remember a better primetime slate to start the year - Weeks 1-10 are absolutely stacked.  Mike Vick's return to Atlanta, Peyton Manning going home to New Orleans, and Rex Ryan's return to Baltimore are only a few of the compelling games.  The only matchup in there that can be deemed average is Minny at Chicago, if the Vikes can't rebound post-Favre.  The huge divisional rivalry games are also here like Pats/Jets, Ravens/Steelers, and Cowboys/Eagles.  Barring catastrophic collapses, expect the big NFC East games to remain in the flexed schedule, as well as Colts/Pats of course.  Since Christmas occurs on a Sunday this year, Packers/Bears is the only game scheduled on December 25 and is not a flex game.  All of Week 17's games will take place on New Year's Day.  On paper, the Sunday Night games are outstanding, it gets an A.  

Now for the bad news... your list of teams not on Monday or Sunday Night Football: Arizona, Buffalo, Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Houston, and Tennessee.  Of those teams, at least Cleveland and Houston get a Thursday Night Football bone thrown their way.
 

The NFL released their 2011 schedule last night, while locking out their players for the 38th straight day.  Perhaps it's no surprise then that the schedule release was somewhat muted compared to the hysteria of recent years.  One of the highlights of seeing the NFL sked for the first time is checking out the national primetime matchups, especially who squares off on Monday Night Football.  All games (except the Week 1 DH that begins at 7:30) are 8:30 ET starts on ESPN with Mike Tirico, Ron Jaworski, and Jon Gruden calling the action.  Here's the MNF sked, with some thoughts below.

Week 1: New England @ Miami, Oakland @ Denver
Week 2: St. Louis @ New York Giants
Week 3: Washington @ Dallas
Week 4: Indianapolis @ Tampa Bay
Week 5: Chicago @ Detroit
Week 6: Miami @ New York Jets
Week 7: Baltimore @ Jacksonville
Week 8: San Diego @ Kansas City
Week 9: Chicago @ Philadelphia
Week 10: Minnesota @ Green Bay
Week 11: Kansas City @ New England
Week 12: New York Giants @ New Orleans
Week 13: San Diego @ Jacksonville
Week 14: St. Louis @ Seattle
Week 15: Pittsburgh @ San Francisco
Week 16: Atlanta @ New Orleans

The MNF sked has some intriguing games, but is mostly a letdown.  After 13 divisional rivalry games on last year's schedule, this year MNF is down to 9 divisional games.  From a brief glance, the sked doesn't have the great, must-see, highlight games that you would expect.  Surprisingly, SB XLV reps Pittsburgh and Green Bay only get one game a piece.  Even the rivalry games don't stand out as there would be better divisional matchups on the table.  I would have hoped we could be spared from Vikings/Packers for another year (my God, it'll be the first Vikings/Packers game in Lambeau that Brett Favre will watch as a fan!!!).  It also seems like this is the 34th straight year the Jets and Dolphins will play each other on Monday night.  Cross-divisional matchups like Rams/Giants and Ravens/Jags don't exactly cause masses of NFL fans to start circling their calendars either.

It's interesting to look at the late-season MNF schedule since those games cannot be flexed like their Sunday Night brethren.  The league is counting on those games to feature good teams and mean something.  That's why I can't understand the three week run of Chargers/Jags, Rams/Seahawks, and Steelers/49ers.  Seriously?  St. Louis vs Seattle?  Didn't we all have to suffer through that once already?  The best matchups appear to be Weeks 9 and 16 featuring CHI/PHI and ATL/NO.  Of course, with the topsy turvy nature of the NFL nothing's certain, but as we sit in April, the MNF schedule gets a C at best.

I don't know why I didn't change the channel for 30 full minutes of Rome is Burning. Maybe it's because Jim Rome wasn't actually on today and was replaced by Jason Smith. Figuring out who his guest host today was actually pretty difficult given twitter mainly referred to him as Dr. Evil.

I didn't pay attention to how Smith did but was lucky enough to look up at the right moment to see this interesting shot.

Not sure what the topic was in "The Final Burn", but am pretty confident it didn't involve haircuts and suit purchasing decisions. The word is tomorrow Will Smith with guest host and will burn Robert Horry in the final segment. 

Probably the most anticipated first-round matchup of the NHL Playoffs is the pairing of two original 6 rivals, the Habs and Bruins. During the regular season, the rivalrly was ratcheted up a couple thousand notches after Zdeno Chara's hit severely injured Max Pacioretty. It was an ugly scene to be sure, so ugly that Montreal police opened a criminal investigation into the hit. With the Canadiens taking the first two games in Boston, this set the stage for an intense and pivotal game three. As you can see/hear by Bruins announcer, Jack Edwards, the intensity wasn't just isolated to the ice. I personally don't have much of a problem with announcing homerism when it's a local broadcast, but this is just hilariously awesome. Hopefully this series goes 7 so we can enjoy more Jack Edwards.

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