When I was 10 years old, all-star games kicked ass. I watched them all, start to finish. I cared about who won, who lost, who got MVP. I was fascinated by the concept of bringing my favorite players together on one team.
But when I was 10 years old, I was also fascinated by a quartet of anthropomorphic Italian turtles fighting crime on behalf of a freakishly large rat.
At a certain age, most of us realize that all-star games offer nothing. To most adults, the entertainment value of a sporting event deprived of competition is nil. Most of us would probably rather watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on our Sunday afternoons. The issue is that all-star games are better on paper than they are in reality. Putting together two teams containing the league's best players is fun for all ages, but without anything on the line, the actual games are anticlimactic. The best part is finding out who made each squad. It's all downhill from there.
That's why it shouldn't be surprising to hear that the NFL is on the verge of sending the Pro Bowl to its grave, according to ESPN's Chris Mortensen. Sources tell Mort that the league will likely "suspend" the game this season and beyond.
Football is the most popular sport in the United States, but you could argue that its all-star game is the worst among the country's major professional sports. There's less of an injury risk in baseball and basketball, and both of those sports are better equipped to offer quasi-entertaining exhibitions. But without something on the line, and with so many players staying away for practical reasons, the Pro Bowl is less capable of impressing fans in such a format.
Still, the Pro Bowl kills in the ratings. This past year, the game led all sports telecasts over the final weekend of January with an overnight Nielsen rating of 7.9. By comparison, a regular-season Bulls-Heat NBA matchup drew a 4.1 and the final round of the PGA Tour's Farmers Insurance Open landed a 2.0.