The below video shows why Bob Costas is so polarizing.  Much of what he does is of the highest standard, but this uppity essay/rant destroying celebrations in the NFL and lifting up the No Fun League will surely divide opinion.  His erudite halftime essays are usually worth little more than a trip to the fridge, but this dissertation dissing NFL celebrations quickly drew much praise and criticism on Twitter.  The subject of Costas' silky smooth venom was Bills WR Stevie Johnson for his bizarre TD celebration mocking Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg.  A little tasteless?  Probably.  But did you laugh under your breath?  I'm willing to bet yes.  

Personally, if Bob Costas, Roger Goodell and the like didn't turn every NFL celebration into the Scopes Trial, we wouldn't have this huge problem of supposedly selfish celebrations.  Nobody thought the Fun Bunch were horrible human beings after all, right?  (Unless you believe group high fives are inherently evil, I suppose.)  Guys wildly celebrate goals all the time in soccer, so why can't people be happy and express themselves when they do something good?  As long as they keep their pants on that is...

And here's the full transcript of the Costas essay from NBC...

"For those of you too busy keeping up with the Kardashians to notice, we live in a culture that in many ways grows more stupid and graceless by the moment. Sports both reflects and influences that sorry trend, so on playing fields everywhere, true style is in decline, while mindless exhibitionism abounds.

In the late ’60's, the Giants had a receiver named Homer Jones. He invented the spike -- and it was great; a simple, elegant punctuation that somehow has devolved into this…(video of excessive celebrations)

Given the tone of the times, it's probably too much to expect that most players would appreciate that back in the day, this guy (Barry Sanders) was much cooler than this guy (Mark Gastineau), or that there is a difference between spontaneous and/or good-natured displays of enthusiasm and calculated displays of obnoxious self-indulgence. No, that train has already gone so far down the wrong track, there's probably no turning back.

So our suggestion here is a more modest one: hey, knuckleheads, is it too much to ask that you confine your buffoonery to situations that don't directly damage your team? Week after week, game after game, we see guys who think nothing of incurring penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct, costing their team’s valuable yardage, even late in close games.

Today's most conspicuous culprit: Buffalo's Stevie Johnson, who after a TD catch versus the Jets, thought it would be a good idea to go Marcel Marceau, pantomiming, among other things, Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg. But in this case, it was Johnson, who shot himself in the foot, as his display cost his team a 15-yard penalty on the ensuing kickoff. And given a short field, the Jets proceeded to score in a critical game that wound up, 28-24, New York.

Which raises this question: where are the coaches in all this? Guys are routinely benched or called out for blown assignments. When is a coach going to make an overdue statement and sit a guy down on the grounds of pure selfishness and unprofessionalism detrimental to his team?

By the way, late in the loss to the Jets, Johnson dropped a pass that could have led to a Buffalo win. Shockingly, he didn’t follow it with a rehearsed “my bad” dance of apology. Maybe he just forgot."

[h/t apsports89 and sportsgeeks for the video]

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ESPN analyst Bobby Valentine, the great orator who took over for Joe Morgan on Sunday Night Baseball, may be leaving our living rooms and making a return to the dugout. According to WEEI.com, he's one of two remaining candidates the Boston Red Sox are considering for their vacant skipper position, which they'd like to have filled before Winter Meetings begin next Monday: 

According to a team source, the Red Sox owners met with Tigers third base coach Gene Lamont earlier this week. He and ESPN broadcaster Bobby Valentine are the two managerial candidates who have met with team owners in the second round of the interview process. As of now, the source said, there are no plans to conduct further interviews (either with Blue Jays first base coach Torey Lovullo or with another candidate), though as the late emergence of Valentine in the process suggests, such a possibility cannot be dismissed entirely.

The team has yet to make a decision. However, with the field narrowed significantly, the team seems likely to announce a hiring next week, prior to the start of the winter meetings.

Some are recklessly speculating that Valentine is the favorite, but Valentine said he hasn't heard a word. Lamont said he hasn't spoken with anyone from the Red Sox front office since his trip to New York on Wednesday to meet with Red Sox chairman Tom Warner and doesn't know "what their time frame is right now." 

I don't know what direction the Red Sox are going to go here, but it'd be a shame if we lost our "best" Sunday Night Baseball analyst before he bestowed us more nuggets like this, and this, and this, and this. Personally, I'm pulling for Gene Lamont. 

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In what may be one of the better live broadcasting follies of the year, CBS focused in on/borderline stalked San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak as he prepared for a potential game-winning kick in the final minute. And by preparing, I mean taking a covert leak with the help of a wingman/equipment trainer. While it's possible there is another explanation, the footage below seems to be pretty convincing:

Novak was not called upon to kick a field goal at the end of regulation, but did miss a 50+ yard try in the waning moments of overtime, setting up the Broncos and you-know-who with great field possession. The Broncos and Tebow ended up capitalizing, setting up an interesting blog chatter showdown as TebowMania will now have to fight for attention with Novak's whiz.

With guys not wanting to go back to the locker room (especially the kicker) and not wanting to just piss in their pants (probably hard to pass off as "sweat" when you're the kicker), Novak improvised. Frankly, if it wasn't for CBS, I think he would have gotten away with it. Alas, it didn't work.

I would imagine a lot of us can sympathize with the scenario, although the ridiculous need to urinate is typically the problem of the elderly or drunken man. I guess that Gatorade was just too damn good to pass up and Novak was apprehensive about attempting a very important kick with the thought of desperately needing to pee on his mind. 

The announcers never acknowledged the scene and I am guessing they just didn't see it because it's too funny to really ignore without even a chuckle.

The million dollar question: Is he just unleashing the stream on the grass, dirt, or drain, or was he containing with a cup?

(Photo via Sports Grid)

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With all the football on Black Friday, Screengrab Snafus move temporarily to Saturday this week. And yes, Skip Bayless and First Take's obsession with Tim Tebow is just as creepy on the weekends too.  Let us never speak of #WhenSkipMeetsTebow again.  *shudders*

In case you didn't know, the Harbaughs coached against each other on Thanksgiving night.  With it being the most hyped coaching matchup in NFL history (OMG!  THEY'RE BROTHERS!!!  AND THEY'RE COACHING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!), you'd think ESPN could at least tell Jim and John apart...

Reader Will Law sends this snafu and note via e-mail (cheap plug: you can send us tips through the e-mail links in the left sidebar!)...

"After Ed Reed intercepted Andy Dalton at the end of the first half for a TOUCHBACK, CBS ran a box at the bottom of the screen noting that it was Reed's fourth career TOUCHDOWN against Cincy.  It would have been his fourth, had he taken it the 100+ yards. But instead we had a funny error on the screen.  Keep up the good work."

And now for this week's section devoted to mistaken identities, the man below is not Christian Ponder.  Instead it's Kyle Boller.  Ironically, this isn't the first time Boller has been accused of impersonating an NFL quarterback.  Boom, roasted...

Secondly, I don't know who this is, all I know is that it isn't Connor Barth...

Connor Barth...

Not Connor Barth...

The facial hair is just all wrong.

And finally, ESPN shows us why they're the worldwide leader in sports, and not geography... unless Wisconsin has annexed Minnesota and I missed it somehow...

That was your Thanksgiving week in Screengrab Snafus, next time be careful out there!

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In the middle of the night last night, after a marathon negotiating session, the NBA and its players came to an agreement to end the 149 day lockout.  The agreement is tentative, but all signs point to the deal being finalized and professional basketball returning on Christmas Day.  Training camp will open in early December and there will be a 66 game season.  Here's more details from Howard Beck of the New York Times:

As a frantic Black Friday gave way to a sleepy Saturday morning in Midtown Manhattan, the biggest deal of all was consummated in a law office tucked between F. A. O. Schwarz and the Apple Store.

With handshakes, sighs and weary smiles, the N.B.A. and its players resolved a crippling labor dispute, allowing them to reopen their $4 billion-a-year business in time for the holidays. A 66-game season will start on Christmas Day, ending the second-longest lockout in league history.

The deal was reached at about 3 a.m. Saturday, on the 149th day of the lockout, after a final 15-hour bargaining session at the law offices of Weil, Gotshal and Manges.

All hope appeared to be lost when talks broke off recently and the players rejected the "final offer" of the owners.  However, in spite of the pending legal entanglement, the two sides apparently continued to work together towards an agreement.  However it came into being, the season appears to have been rescued at the 11th hour.  Let's celebrate with the help of our friend Kevin Harlan...

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Yesterday, we asked several members of the AA fam which announcer or announcers they were most thankful for.  Today, we stay in that thankful mood (we're a jovial kind of people, really) and shift the focus to innovations in watching sports that make our lives better as fans.  What elements of watching sports are our writers most thankful for?

Brady Green: Youtube. Perhaps nothing has enhanced my fandom and knowledge of sports more than Youtube. Today, if something remotely interesting happens, heroes from around the world will likely have uploaded the video to Youtube within minutes of it taking place where I can watch it for free an unlimited amount of times. The open sharing of new and classic sports clips along with cat videos is all the evidence I need to know that modern-day humanity is still decent at its core.

Ben Koo: I am thankful the United States government cracked down on online poker and not online sportsbooks. Kidding aside (kind of), this one is easy. The NFL Sunday Ticket is a luxury that has now become a necessity of mine similar to air conditioning, high speed internet, and HD. The Red Zone Channel allows me to consume a copious amount of football in the most efficient way possible. With the package as well as a second television, Sundays are a huge event for me and I can't imagine suddenly not having it in my life. The best part is that if you have a pair, you can get the package for free and some other bells and whistles by threatening to leave DirectTv so it's not as if I am doling out tons of money to enjoy this great service. As I like to say, I can't tell if it's good or bad that I work 80 hours a week and watch 20 hours of football a week.

Dave Kelsey: I would have to say that I'm most thankful for the advances in technology/Web 2.0.  Where else can you come together with so many like-minded individuals and discuss ad nauseum your favorite players, teams, sporting events, etc.  Feedback and conversations with fellow fans are instantaneous and can be incredibly fulfilling and gratifying.  No matter where you live, and as long as you've got an internet/satellite connection, you can always follow and discuss your favorite teams.  It doesn't get any easier for people to enjoy sports than we've all got it now.

Matt Yoder: This one is easy for me - NFL Sunday Ticket.  As a Saints fan in the middle of Ohio, I rarely ever got to watch an actual Saints game growing up.  Maybe there was a Sunday night game on TNT or ESPN once during the year and one other on network television.  That was it.  The Saints never played on Monday Night Football.  Since I was plugged into Sunday Ticket though in 2000, I've been able to watch almost every game.  It's changed my life for the better (in a sort of sad, total-lack-of-reality sort of way).  I'm most thankful though to watch 16 games of Drew Brees every year versus only a couple games of Billie Joe Hobert for my Who Dat experience.

Ryan Yoder: I'm thankful for a feast of choices in these days of sports on TV.  From expanded freedom to watch online (ESPN3 and others) to a renewed commitment by ESPN and others to live telecasts, there's never been more sports to consume.  As someone who is happy watching football, futbol, Aussie Rules, and many more, it's like every day is its own Thanksgiving feast for sports fans. And no manufactured debate can ever replace the real life drama and emotion of live sports.

What about watching sports are you most thankful for?

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Happy extended Thanksgiving weekend.  This is the last full week of the college football regular season so make sure you bring the nominees throughout Friday and Saturday.  You can check the full sked and updated standings at the links below.

Week 13 announcing schedule

Week 12 results and updated standings

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"I know a lot of Aggies who are happy they aren't blowing out (Texas)." - Craig James (via sctvman)

"Look for Shipley to try to get open." - Craig James (via HawkeyeNation)

"If you're going to stop a guy like Johnson you have to get some penetration" - Craig James (via Wiginator)

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A full slate of games on Friday and Saturday for you to enjoy a feast of college football.  #1 LSU hosts #3 Arkansas on Friday afternoon while plenty of rivalry games dot the Saturday schedule.  Urban Meyer's crew will be in Ann Arbor for Ohio State-Michigan, but Urban will be in the Bristol studios instead.  I wonder why...

Friday, November 25

11 AM- Louisville at USF [ESPN2]- Dave Lamont, Ray Bentley

11 AM- Eastern Michigan at Northern Illinois [ESPNU]- Justin Kutcher, Tom Luginbill

12 PM- Iowa at Nebraska [ABC]- Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie, Jeannine Edwards

12 PM- Houston at Tulsa [FSN]- Ron Thulin, J.C. Pearson, Jeremy Bloom

12 PM- Bowling Green at Buffalo [TWCS Buffalo]- Howard Simon, Marlon Kerner, Brian Koziol

2 PM- Toledo at Ball State [ESPN3]- Michael Reghi, Jerod Cherry

2:30- Arkansas at LSU [CBS]- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson

3:30- Boston College at Miami (FL) [ABC]- Rob Stone, Danny Kanell

3:30- Colorado at Utah [FSN]- Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis

7 PM- Pittsburgh at West Virginia [ESPN]- Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore

7 PM- UTEP at UCF [CBSSN]- Dave Ryan, Rich Rodriguez, Kaylee Hartung

10:15- California at Arizona State [ESPN]- Mike Patrick, Craig James, Samantha Steele

Saturday, November 26

12 PM- Ohio State at Michigan [ABC]- Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Quint Kessenich

12 PM- Georgia at Georgia Tech [ESPN]- Mark Jones, Ed Cunningham

12 PM- Rutgers at UConn [ESPN2]- Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti

12 PM- James Madison at Eastern Kentucky [ESPNU]- Pam Ward, Dan Hawkins

12 PM- Iowa State at Oklahoma [FX]- Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Tim Brewster

12 PM- Rice at SMU [FSN]- Ron Thulin, J.C. Pearson, Jeremy Bloom

12 PM- Michigan State at Northwestern [BTN]- Eric Collins, Chris Martin, Dionne Miller

12 PM- Cincinnati at Syracuse [Big East Network]- Mike Gleason, John Congemi, Eamon McAnaney

12 PM- Tennessee at Kentucky [SEC Network]- Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano

12:30- Maryland at NC State [ACC Network]- Tim Brant, Dave Archer, Mike Hogewood

1:30- Norfolk State at Old Dominion [ESPN3]- Jim Barbar, Jay Walker

2 PM- Nevada at Utah State [WAC Sports Network]- Barry Tompkins, Joe Glenn

2 PM- Wyoming at Boise State [mtn.]- Todd Harris, Todd Christensen

2 PM- Albany at Stony Brook [ESPN3]- Shawn Kenney, Rob Harley

2 PM- Southern vs. Grambling State [NBC]- Paul Burmeister, Shaun King, Anthony Herron, Lewis Johnson

3 PM- Central Arkansas at Tennessee Tech [ESPN3]- Dan Gutowsky, John Bunting

3:30- Auburn at Alabama [CBS]- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson

3:30- Oregon State at Oregon [ABC/ESPN2]- Carter Blackburn, Brock Huard, Shelley Smith

3:30- Virginia Tech at Virginia [ABC/ESPN2]- Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore, Lisa Salters

3:30- Penn State at Wisconsin [ESPN]- Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Tom Rinaldi

3:30- Vanderbilt at Wake Forest [ESPNU]- Rob Stone, Danny Kanell

3:30- Missouri vs. Kansas from Kansas City [FSN]- Joel Meyers, Brian Baldinger, Jim Knox

3:30- East Carolina at Marshall [CBSSN]- James Bates, Aaron Taylor, Brooke Collins

3:30- Purdue at Indiana [BTN]- Matt Devlin, Glen Mason, Jon Jansen

3:30- Illinois at Minnesota [BTN]- Tom Hart, Derek Rackley, Lisa Byington

3:30- Duke at North Carolina [ACC Regional Network]- Rich Waltz, Keith Jones, Jenn Hildreth

4 PM- Memphis at Southern Miss [CSS]- Craig Ackerman, Chuck Oliver, Maria Taylor

4 PM- New Mexico State at Louisiana Tech [ESPN+]- Trey Bender, Jay Taylor

6 PM- Air Force at Colorado State [mtn.]- Ari Wolfe, Blaine Fowler, Darius Walker

7 PM- Florida State at Florida [ESPN2]- Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie, Jeannine Edwards

7 PM- Ole Miss at Mississippi State [ESPNU]- Clay Matvick, Brian Griese, Allison Williams

7 PM- Texas Tech vs. Baylor from Arlington [FSN]- Bill Land, Dave Lapham, Emily Jones

7:30- Washington State at Washington [Versus]- Ted Robinson, Glenn Parker, Akbar Gbaja-Biamila

7:45- Clemson at South Carolina [ESPN]- Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe

8 PM- Notre Dame at Stanford [ABC]- Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Heather Cox

10 PM- UCLA at USC [FSN]- Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis

10 PM- San Diego State at UNLV [mtn.]- Bill Doleman, Jay Leeuwenburg, Molly Sullivan

12 AM- Tulane at Hawaii [ESPN3]- Robert Kekaula, Darren Hernandez, Rob DeMello, Lori Santo

H/T Daniel!

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Happy Thanksgiving!  We're most thankful this holiday season for all the support of our readers and followers as we roll on in year two of the AA relaunch here at Bloguin.  We have a lot of fun at AA poking fun at all kinds of announcers from all over the world of the sports media.  They keep us in business after all!  But, we're also thankful for our favorite announcers.  We've even got the chance to interview a few of them throughout the last months.  So while everyone is giving thanks this holiday season, we thought it'd be only fitting to sit a few of our writers down and ask the question - which announcer are you most thankful for?

Ryan Yoder: Surprisingly it's hard for me to pick just one announcer to be thankful for at this time of year.  In our vast world of Awful Announcing, there's actually quite a few who make the game more enjoyable.  Right now though, I don't think anyone does a better job on the biggest stage than Brent and Herbie on college football.  Their partnership has reached the point where viewers know it's a big game just based on their presence.  And despite Brent's constant worry over the spread and Herbie's layer of ultra-polish, they do an outstanding job.

Dave Kelsey: I am most thankful for Kevin Harlan and Marv Albert.  Being an "NBA Guy" their voices are just perfect for the game and really resonate with me.  I also love their insights and mannerisms. (speechisms?)  My intense joy for Kevin Harlan goes way, way back to the early days when he was toiling away as an announcer for my Minnesota Timberwolves.  I've always loved him.

Brady Green: Bill Raftery. Honestly, few things make me happier than the opening seconds of a game when Raftery busts out his trademark “MAN TO MAN” line. His enthusiasm for basketball never seems phony and it always shows through on his broadcasts. Pathetically, phrases like “nickel-dimer” and “ONIONS” have indeed become part of my lexicon. In this crazy world we now live in where Gus Johnson won’t be there in March, Raftery is who I want doing the call for a game that’s coming down to the buzzer.

Ben Koo: For nearly a decade, I've been a huge advocate of Brent Musburger. For a while I missed him pairing with Gary Danielson, who had a keen eye for the game and was meticulous in his analysis. Herbstreit has grown on me over time but the one constant is Musberger's distinct voice and expansive historical knowledge of the game. Maybe it's the pageantry of college football, the crazy atmospheres, or the deafening crowd noise, but no other weekly television event looks and sounds as exciting as Musburger's weekly assignment. No other announcer seems to have a hit rate in terms of having Instant Classics unfold on a consistent basis. Even with the more lackluster games, he seems to keep you a bit more enthralled with the game than you probably should be.

Matt Yoder: Although it's tough to pick just one, I'm most thankful for Ian Darke.  As a huge soccer fan, it's been fantastic to see Darke rise to prominence since the 2010 World Cup.  As crazy as it is to think of a gray haired British play by play man as one of America's rising broadcasting icons, it is a reality.  He has now firmly established himself as America's soccer announcer and has provided the definitive voice to the sport in this country.

Which announcer or announcers are you most thankful for?

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Happy Thanksgiving!  Leave your Dickies comments throughout this Thanksgiving day here with our open thread, which will return Sunday morning.  It's looking like one of the most appetizing days of holidy football in years with Packers-Lions and Ravens-Niners sandwiching Dolphins-Cowboys.  You can check the comments below and our Twitter timeline for all submissions.  You can also tweet us by using the hashtag #SOSAA to send in quotes.  Below you can find the links to last week's Top 10 and this week's full NFL announcing schedule with broadcast maps.  May you win your own family's version of the Galloping Gobbler this Thanksgiving!  And may it be better looking than the real thing...

Week 11 Dickies Winners & Standings

Week 12 NFL Announcing Schedule 

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"I aint lying I'm picking the Lions" - Skip Bayless (via Lukehotvet)

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