Happy extended Thanksgiving weekend.  This is the last full week of the college football regular season so make sure you bring the nominees throughout Friday and Saturday.  You can check the full sked and updated standings at the links below.

Week 13 announcing schedule

Week 12 results and updated standings

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"I know a lot of Aggies who are happy they aren't blowing out (Texas)." - Craig James (via sctvman)

"Look for Shipley to try to get open." - Craig James (via HawkeyeNation)

"If you're going to stop a guy like Johnson you have to get some penetration" - Craig James (via Wiginator)

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A full slate of games on Friday and Saturday for you to enjoy a feast of college football.  #1 LSU hosts #3 Arkansas on Friday afternoon while plenty of rivalry games dot the Saturday schedule.  Urban Meyer's crew will be in Ann Arbor for Ohio State-Michigan, but Urban will be in the Bristol studios instead.  I wonder why...

Friday, November 25

11 AM- Louisville at USF [ESPN2]- Dave Lamont, Ray Bentley

11 AM- Eastern Michigan at Northern Illinois [ESPNU]- Justin Kutcher, Tom Luginbill

12 PM- Iowa at Nebraska [ABC]- Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie, Jeannine Edwards

12 PM- Houston at Tulsa [FSN]- Ron Thulin, J.C. Pearson, Jeremy Bloom

12 PM- Bowling Green at Buffalo [TWCS Buffalo]- Howard Simon, Marlon Kerner, Brian Koziol

2 PM- Toledo at Ball State [ESPN3]- Michael Reghi, Jerod Cherry

2:30- Arkansas at LSU [CBS]- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson

3:30- Boston College at Miami (FL) [ABC]- Rob Stone, Danny Kanell

3:30- Colorado at Utah [FSN]- Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis

7 PM- Pittsburgh at West Virginia [ESPN]- Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore

7 PM- UTEP at UCF [CBSSN]- Dave Ryan, Rich Rodriguez, Kaylee Hartung

10:15- California at Arizona State [ESPN]- Mike Patrick, Craig James, Samantha Steele

Saturday, November 26

12 PM- Ohio State at Michigan [ABC]- Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Quint Kessenich

12 PM- Georgia at Georgia Tech [ESPN]- Mark Jones, Ed Cunningham

12 PM- Rutgers at UConn [ESPN2]- Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti

12 PM- James Madison at Eastern Kentucky [ESPNU]- Pam Ward, Dan Hawkins

12 PM- Iowa State at Oklahoma [FX]- Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Tim Brewster

12 PM- Rice at SMU [FSN]- Ron Thulin, J.C. Pearson, Jeremy Bloom

12 PM- Michigan State at Northwestern [BTN]- Eric Collins, Chris Martin, Dionne Miller

12 PM- Cincinnati at Syracuse [Big East Network]- Mike Gleason, John Congemi, Eamon McAnaney

12 PM- Tennessee at Kentucky [SEC Network]- Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano

12:30- Maryland at NC State [ACC Network]- Tim Brant, Dave Archer, Mike Hogewood

1:30- Norfolk State at Old Dominion [ESPN3]- Jim Barbar, Jay Walker

2 PM- Nevada at Utah State [WAC Sports Network]- Barry Tompkins, Joe Glenn

2 PM- Wyoming at Boise State [mtn.]- Todd Harris, Todd Christensen

2 PM- Albany at Stony Brook [ESPN3]- Shawn Kenney, Rob Harley

2 PM- Southern vs. Grambling State [NBC]- Paul Burmeister, Shaun King, Anthony Herron, Lewis Johnson

3 PM- Central Arkansas at Tennessee Tech [ESPN3]- Dan Gutowsky, John Bunting

3:30- Auburn at Alabama [CBS]- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson

3:30- Oregon State at Oregon [ABC/ESPN2]- Carter Blackburn, Brock Huard, Shelley Smith

3:30- Virginia Tech at Virginia [ABC/ESPN2]- Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore, Lisa Salters

3:30- Penn State at Wisconsin [ESPN]- Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Tom Rinaldi

3:30- Vanderbilt at Wake Forest [ESPNU]- Rob Stone, Danny Kanell

3:30- Missouri vs. Kansas from Kansas City [FSN]- Joel Meyers, Brian Baldinger, Jim Knox

3:30- East Carolina at Marshall [CBSSN]- James Bates, Aaron Taylor, Brooke Collins

3:30- Purdue at Indiana [BTN]- Matt Devlin, Glen Mason, Jon Jansen

3:30- Illinois at Minnesota [BTN]- Tom Hart, Derek Rackley, Lisa Byington

3:30- Duke at North Carolina [ACC Regional Network]- Rich Waltz, Keith Jones, Jenn Hildreth

4 PM- Memphis at Southern Miss [CSS]- Craig Ackerman, Chuck Oliver, Maria Taylor

4 PM- New Mexico State at Louisiana Tech [ESPN+]- Trey Bender, Jay Taylor

6 PM- Air Force at Colorado State [mtn.]- Ari Wolfe, Blaine Fowler, Darius Walker

7 PM- Florida State at Florida [ESPN2]- Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie, Jeannine Edwards

7 PM- Ole Miss at Mississippi State [ESPNU]- Clay Matvick, Brian Griese, Allison Williams

7 PM- Texas Tech vs. Baylor from Arlington [FSN]- Bill Land, Dave Lapham, Emily Jones

7:30- Washington State at Washington [Versus]- Ted Robinson, Glenn Parker, Akbar Gbaja-Biamila

7:45- Clemson at South Carolina [ESPN]- Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe

8 PM- Notre Dame at Stanford [ABC]- Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Heather Cox

10 PM- UCLA at USC [FSN]- Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis

10 PM- San Diego State at UNLV [mtn.]- Bill Doleman, Jay Leeuwenburg, Molly Sullivan

12 AM- Tulane at Hawaii [ESPN3]- Robert Kekaula, Darren Hernandez, Rob DeMello, Lori Santo

H/T Daniel!

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Happy Thanksgiving!  We're most thankful this holiday season for all the support of our readers and followers as we roll on in year two of the AA relaunch here at Bloguin.  We have a lot of fun at AA poking fun at all kinds of announcers from all over the world of the sports media.  They keep us in business after all!  But, we're also thankful for our favorite announcers.  We've even got the chance to interview a few of them throughout the last months.  So while everyone is giving thanks this holiday season, we thought it'd be only fitting to sit a few of our writers down and ask the question - which announcer are you most thankful for?

Ryan Yoder: Surprisingly it's hard for me to pick just one announcer to be thankful for at this time of year.  In our vast world of Awful Announcing, there's actually quite a few who make the game more enjoyable.  Right now though, I don't think anyone does a better job on the biggest stage than Brent and Herbie on college football.  Their partnership has reached the point where viewers know it's a big game just based on their presence.  And despite Brent's constant worry over the spread and Herbie's layer of ultra-polish, they do an outstanding job.

Dave Kelsey: I am most thankful for Kevin Harlan and Marv Albert.  Being an "NBA Guy" their voices are just perfect for the game and really resonate with me.  I also love their insights and mannerisms. (speechisms?)  My intense joy for Kevin Harlan goes way, way back to the early days when he was toiling away as an announcer for my Minnesota Timberwolves.  I've always loved him.

Brady Green: Bill Raftery. Honestly, few things make me happier than the opening seconds of a game when Raftery busts out his trademark “MAN TO MAN” line. His enthusiasm for basketball never seems phony and it always shows through on his broadcasts. Pathetically, phrases like “nickel-dimer” and “ONIONS” have indeed become part of my lexicon. In this crazy world we now live in where Gus Johnson won’t be there in March, Raftery is who I want doing the call for a game that’s coming down to the buzzer.

Ben Koo: For nearly a decade, I've been a huge advocate of Brent Musburger. For a while I missed him pairing with Gary Danielson, who had a keen eye for the game and was meticulous in his analysis. Herbstreit has grown on me over time but the one constant is Musberger's distinct voice and expansive historical knowledge of the game. Maybe it's the pageantry of college football, the crazy atmospheres, or the deafening crowd noise, but no other weekly television event looks and sounds as exciting as Musburger's weekly assignment. No other announcer seems to have a hit rate in terms of having Instant Classics unfold on a consistent basis. Even with the more lackluster games, he seems to keep you a bit more enthralled with the game than you probably should be.

Matt Yoder: Although it's tough to pick just one, I'm most thankful for Ian Darke.  As a huge soccer fan, it's been fantastic to see Darke rise to prominence since the 2010 World Cup.  As crazy as it is to think of a gray haired British play by play man as one of America's rising broadcasting icons, it is a reality.  He has now firmly established himself as America's soccer announcer and has provided the definitive voice to the sport in this country.

Which announcer or announcers are you most thankful for?

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Happy Thanksgiving!  Leave your Dickies comments throughout this Thanksgiving day here with our open thread, which will return Sunday morning.  It's looking like one of the most appetizing days of holidy football in years with Packers-Lions and Ravens-Niners sandwiching Dolphins-Cowboys.  You can check the comments below and our Twitter timeline for all submissions.  You can also tweet us by using the hashtag #SOSAA to send in quotes.  Below you can find the links to last week's Top 10 and this week's full NFL announcing schedule with broadcast maps.  May you win your own family's version of the Galloping Gobbler this Thanksgiving!  And may it be better looking than the real thing...

Week 11 Dickies Winners & Standings

Week 12 NFL Announcing Schedule 

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"I aint lying I'm picking the Lions" - Skip Bayless (via Lukehotvet)

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Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers. We're thankful for you and this wonderful space on the internet. Now kick your feet up and enjoy some football. 

Thursday, November 24 - Thanksgiving Day

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions (FOX 12:30PM) Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Pam Oliver
Miami Dolphins @ Dallas Cowboys (CBS 4:15PM) Jim Nantz, Phil Simms
San Francisco 49ers @ Baltimore Ravens (NFLN 8:20PM) Brad Nessler, Mike Mayock, Alex Flanagan

Sunday, November 27 -

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars (CBS 1PM) Kevin Harlan, Solomon Wilcots
Buffalo Bills @ New York Jets (CBS 1PM) Marv Albert, Rich Gannon
Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals (CBS 1PM) Bill Macatee, Steve Tasker
Minnesota Vikings @ Atlanta Falcons (FOX 1PM) Thom Brennaman, Brian Billick, Laura Okmin
Arizona Cardinals @ St. Louis Rams (FOX 1PM) Sam Rosen, Chad Pennington
Carolina Panthers @ Indianapolis Colts (FOX 1PM) Chris Myers, Tim Ryan
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Tennessee Titans (FOX 1PM) Dick Stockton, John Lynch

Chicago Bears @ Oakland Raiders (FOX 4PM) Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa
Washington Redskins @ Seattle Seahawks (FOX 4PM) Ron Pitts, Jim Mora
New England Patriots @ Philadelphia Eagles (CBS 4:15PM) Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf
Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers (CBS 4:15PM) Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Kansas City Chiefs (NBC 8:20PM) Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Michele Tafoya

Monday, November 28

New York Giants @ New Orleans Saints (ESPN 8:30PM) Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski

We've got a lot to be thankful for here at Awful Announcing.  Specifically for the birth of Straight Outta Stockton and its namesake, Dick Stockton.  We'll have a couple roundtables later this week on more of what we're thankful for at AA, but for now, let's celebrate Dick Stockton... who now has the highest weekly total in the Pammies or the Dickies so far this season.  The envelope, please...

10) "Call me crazy, but I'm excited to see Tyler Palko tonight." - Ron Jaworski (via glokkenspx)

9) "It's so tough to score down inside the one." - Phil Simms right AFTER the #Bears score from the 1 (via BKibbs). I swear he's said this on multiple occasions this year.

8) "TOUCHDOWN BUFFALO! I MEAN TO SAY MIAMI!" - Marv Albert (via AlexFromBuffalo)

7) "The Lions beat the stuffing out of the Packers..." - Bob Costas (via thesportsgeeks) wins bad Thanksgiving pun of the week.

6) "There has never been a pass caught in the history of the NFL caught out of bounds." - Brian Billick (via AlexFromBuffalo)  He also called 49ers K David Akers, "Fred."

5) "Rod Smart remember him? He Hate Me! That's what it said on the back of his jersey. Well not in the NFL." - Dick Stockton (via matthoeppner)

4) "Interesting receiving corps they have here in Dallas" - Phil Simms (via SpringRubber).  Phil was in Chicago to announce Chargers-Bears.  Yipes.

3) "Now he'll just have to take the loss. A gain of 1 yard there." - Dick Stockton (via Dascenzo)

2) "The ball hits the leg in the Chief" - Mike Tirico (via JMPTrillOG)

1) "That's Tony Scheffler's 5th touchdown of the game, 2nd only to Calvin Johnson...." - Dick Stockton (via Packey)

Week 11 Top 5 -

1) Dick Stockton 54 pts

2) Phil Simms 41.5 pts

3) Brian Billick 32 pts

4) Mike Tirico 28 pts

5) Jon Gruden 26 pts

Others receiving votes - Chris Berman 15 pts, Dan Dierdorf 13 pts, Joe Buck 11 pts, Cris Collinsworth 11 pts, Scott Hanson 10 pts, Jim Nantz 10, Rich Gannon 9 pts, Dan Fouts 8.5 pts, Bob Griese 8.5 pts, Troy Aikman 8 pts, Dan Patrick 7 pts, Jim Mora 6 pts, Daryl Johnston 5 pts, Tim Ryan 5 pts, Al Michaels 4.5, Bob Costas 4 pts, Warren Moon 3 pts, Marv Albert 3 pts, Terry Bradshaw 3 pts, Thom Brennaman 2 pts, Tony Siragusa 1 pt, Ron Jaworski 1 pt.

The Full Week 12 NFL Announcing Schedule should be up before the Thanksgiving games begin tomorrow and we'll have our Straight Outta Stockton open thread ready for Thanksgiving Day!

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There will be a new era in Bristol beginning January 1, 2012 as ESPN President George Bodenheimer steps down and Executive VP John Skipper steps in.  Bodenheimer will stay on as "Executive Chairman" when Skipper takes over the day-to-day operations of running a multi-billion dollar empire.  Here's the announcement from ESPN and quotes from Bodenheimer and Skipper:

"Bodenheimer, currently President of ESPN and ABC Sports and Co-Chair of Disney Media Networks, will relinquish his day-to-day operating responsibilities January 1.  As Executive Chairman of ESPN, Bodenheimer will continue to chair ESPN’s Board of Directors, provide strategic direction and support a seamless transition to Skipper, who will assume day-to-day operating responsibilities January 1.  Skipper has served as ESPN’s executive vice president, content, since October 2005."

“I’ve been with ESPN 31 years – my entire professional career. Constant change and consistent growth have marked each of those years, and to me those two themes underscore today’s news.  We’ve demonstrated that change managed well is healthy – for companies and for people.  After 13 years as President, I felt it was a good time to step away from the day to day management of ESPN and let others take the lead. I very much appreciate Bob's support over the years, and look forward to my future role with ESPN." - Bodenheimer

“I am humbled and excited to be given the opportunity by Bob and George to lead this terrific company.  George set a high bar and an impeccable example, and I will dedicate all of my energy to follow George's lead in both empowering and supporting my 7,000 ESPN colleagues who do such great work every day.  I look forward to working alongside them in meeting the many challenges that lie ahead.” - Skipper

Bodenheimer has been with ESPN from the early years of the network and rose from working as a driver for the company all the way to the top.  In his thirteen year reign as lord and master of the sports world ESPN President, Bodenheimer has seen the network grow exponentially to even new heights.  He's been very highly thought of as ESPN President both inside and outside Bristol as a respected leader in the industry.  

Skipper, who came over from Rolling Stone, has been in charge of the network's content for several years.  His influence is seen in several rights deals ESPN has won in the last few years and he was the driving force behind the 2010 World Cup success in South Africa.  It's a wise move for ESPN as far as I'm concerned.  As important as Skipper has been in driving ESPN's evolution and growth as the mothership, he's the natural choice to step in as ESPN President.  With Bodenheimer staying on to chair the board of directors, Skipper's arrival shouldn't change ESPN much at all and the transition should be rather simple.  Time will tell if Skipper can cement his own legacy at ESPN and join Bodenheimer as one of the Good Emperors.

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The following was featured as the Call of the Day in SI's Hot Clicks and is certainly worthy of being shared, even though the video isn't embeddable.  Click the link to listen as St. Louis University's basketball announcer Bob Ramsey reacts to a series of plays resulting in a physical brand of college basketball that you just don't see all that often anymore.

"YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?  LET'S PLAY!"

What goes around comes around.

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Of course Lee Corso was going to win the Pammies this week.  In fact, he did so with the highest vote total so far this season.  However, the real battle was for second place where an unsuspecting name makes an appearance high up the Pammy toteboard.  Also, no Craig James this week?  Was he announcing?  The envelope please...

10) "Mario Dovell gives a laissez-faire effort." - Ray Bentley [video]

9) "He's hotter than July in the month of November." - Mark Jones (via ak482)

8) "Scoreless first half in Champaign." - Beth Mowins (via BloggerJustinF) at the end of the 1st quarter.

7) "You know where they practice that? practice." - Rod Gilmore (via bjo109)

6) "When you pull out early there is embarrassment" - Danny Kanell (via steve5643)

5) "NC State Leading BOSTON COLLEGE 30-6 in the 3rd Quarter." - Pam Ward (via sctvman) That's all well and good, except NC State was playing Clemson.

4) "Giuseppi, that was play action." - Matt Millen (via Sctvman) to Joe Tessitore.  Given Millen's history with ethnic humor...

3) "he has thrown three picks, but no interceptions" - Pam Ward (via sctvman)

2) "That looked like a clean muff." - Gus Johnson (via NCAAFB_LikeABos)

1) "Ah, f*ck it!" - Lee Corso [video]

Week 12 Top 5 -

1) Craig James 110 pts

2) Matt Millen 77 pts

T3) Pam Ward 60 pts

T3) Gary Danielson 46 pts

5) Chris Spielman 35 pts

Others receiving votes - Brent Musburger 28 pts, Lou Holtz 21 pts, Mark Jones 18 pts, Shaun King 18 pts, Mike Patrick 17 pts,, Lee Corso 17 pts, Gus Johnson 16 pts, Beth Mowins 16 pts, Brett Favre 13 pts, Sean McDonough 13 pts, Jesse Palmer 12 pts, Tom Rinaldi 10 pts, Rod Gilmore 10 pts, Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, Jenn Brown 9 pts, Andre Ware 8 pts, Verne Lundquist 8 pts, , Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, Danny Kanell 7 pts, , Dave Pasch 5 pts, Bill Land 5 pts, Alex Flanagan 4 pts, Mike Morgan 4 pts, Paul Burmeister 4 pts, Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, Desmond Howard 3 pts, Charles Davis 3 pts, Steve Beuerlein 2 pts, Ray Bentley 2 pts, Scott Van Pelt 2 pts, Kevin Kugler 1 pt, Eric Collins 1 pt, Todd McShay 1 pt,  Tim Brando 1 pt.

The Full Week 13 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  With football throughout the Thanksgiving weekend, the Pam Ward Chronicles will be up on Friday.  Be thankful for old men who swear on live television.

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The build-up to Skip Bayless interviewing Tim Tebow yesterday on ESPN2's First Take was the most nauseating thing I've seen on television since Donovan McNabb blew chunks in the Super Bowl.  I've said my share on First Take and Tebow here before so there's no sense rehashing in any great detail.  I'm a fan of Tebow the person.  Tebow the quarterback I really don't care much about.  He can be decent if given a chance, I suppose (see, not everyone has to live and die with their opinion on Tim Tebow).  However, it's what the media has done in obsessing about Tebow that is just gross.  First Take is proudly the chief offender.  Each and every day there is a new topic (or topics, God forbid) for Skip Bayless to pantomime fear/shock/ecstasy in defending Tebow against evil hoardes of apocalyptic monsters.  Wash.  Rinse.  Repeat.

Sure, it's fun to mock First Take and TebowMania (especialy when the first attempt at the Tebow interview failed epically yesterday), but it really is maddening to believe ESPN plays along with this each and every day.  What's also maddening was the drama surrounding the Tebow interview by Skip.  It was even given its own hashtag - #WhenSkipMeetsTebow.  Jay Crawford trumpeted Skip Bayless and First Take trending on Twitter yesterday morning (notice he conveniently didn't tell you why).  The hoopla surrounding the interview was that it was billed as the "first meeting" between Tebow and his biggest cheerleader, Bayless.

Supposedly, Skip had refused to meet Tebow to keep his journalistic integrity.  (I'll give you a second to stop laughing.)  He admitted as much before the interview regarding the chance of an encounter earlier this year:

"To keep my objectivity, I'm going to politely say no."  

Which leads to the video below.  Yesterday morning was not the first "meeting" between Tim Tebow and Skip Bayless.  First Take, ESPN, Bayless, and everyone else was misleading you in incessantly hyping this thing in such a way.  Hard to believe for a show with such an pristine reputation, I know.  This is the same program SI's Richard Deitsch referred to as "the morning equivalent of hell."  The amazing aspect of this facade is that Skip's previous meeting with Tebow happened... on FIRST TAKE ITSELF... IN JUNE OF THIS YEAR!!  Watch!

What's even more hilarious is that Bayless actually referenced their prior meeting on First Take in yesterday's segment!  You've got to be kidding, right?  No, he did!

"Back in June you did call me out about my clutch gene on the golf course so you owe me a golf date Tim Tebow and you will pay for that comment."

So how can #WhenSkipMeetsTebow be their first meeting when we have this shot from the show in June of them talking to each other!  (Never mind the mental images of a Skip & Tim "golf date.")

That happened!  I'm just so disappointed in ESPN and First Take that they would try to fudge their endless promotion machine in desperately making Skip Bayless a part of the story.  I can't believe their clever Twitter hashtag wasn't really all it was made out to be.  Why... if First Take is willing to stretch the truth to this extent... what can I believe as a sports fan anymore.  I think I'm gonna freak out.

H/T Krupy445

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