Ryan presented the 2011 broadcast teams for NFL on FOX supplemented with his opinion on each. That night, FOX announced the games each team will be assigned to in Week 1 of the 2011 NFL season. As Ryan noted, Gus Johnson does not start his NFL announcing career with FOX until Week 4 due to his college announcing gig, a travesty.

UPDATE: The CBS broadcast teams were announced recently, as well, which Matt will broke down for you in full (not all were assigned a Week 1 game). Take note that the great Marv Albert is a newcomer and will work games this year with Rich Gannon.

We'll update this post leading up to Week 1 with links to broadcast maps when they become available.  Can't wait! [Bart Scott voice]

UPDATE II: The NFL season is officially upon us and the Week 1 NFL Broadcasting Maps are avaialable at The 506. 

Thursday, September 8:

New Orleans Saints @ Green Bay Packers, 8:30 p.m. NBC -- Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Michelle Tafoya

Sunday, September 11:

Early Games: 

Detroit Lions @ Tampa Bay Bucs, 1 p.m. FOX -- Chris Myers, Tim Ryan
Atlanta Falcons @ Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. FOX -- Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa
Philadelphia Eagles @ St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m. FOX -- Thom Brennaman, Brian Billick, Laura Okmin
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. CBS -- Jim Nantz, Phil Simms
Buffalo Bills @ Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. CBS -- Marv Albert, Rich Gannon
Tennessee Titans @ Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. CBS -- Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans, 1 p.m. CBS -- Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorff
Cincinnati Bengals @ Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m. CBS -- Kevin Harlan, Soloman Wilcots

Thanks for all the submissions last week during your relaxing Labor Day weekend. Pam appreciates it. Anyway, she's on ESPNU at noon for the Central Michigan/Kentucky game and GameDay is in Ann Arbor this week for the first ever under the lights game at Michigan Stadium. Have fun out there. 

September 8:

Florida A&M at Hampton (7:30PM ESPNU)    Anish Shroff, Jay Walker
Arizona @ 7 Oklahoma State (8PM ESPN) Rece Davis, Craig James, Jesse Palmer, Jenn Brown

September 9:
Florida International @ Louisville (7PM ESPN)  Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie
19 Missouri @ 23 Arizona State (10:30 ESPN) Joe Tessitore, Rod Gilmore, Eamon McAnaney

September 10:
Oregon State @ 9 Wisconsin (Noon ESPN) Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Urban Meyer, Quint Kessenich

Florida Atlantic @ 16 Michigan State (Noon ESPN2) Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti

Iowa @ Iowa State (Noon FSN) Joel Meyers, Joel Klatt, Jim Knox

Central Michigan @ Kentucky (Noon ESPNU) Pam Ward, Dan Hawkins

San Diego State @ Army (Noon CBSN) Gary Thorne, Randy Cross

South Dakota State @ Illinois (Noon BTN) Kevin Kugler, Kelly Stouffer, Tony Banks

Toledo @ 15 Ohio State (Noon BTN) Tom Hart, Derek Rackley, Lisa Byington

17 Mississippi State @ 22 Auburn (Noon SECN) Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano

Rutgers @ North Carolina (12:30 ACCN) Steve Martin, Dave Archer, Mike Hogewood

Norfolk State @ 24 West Virginia (1PM Big East Net) Rob King, John Thornton

Maine @ Pittsburgh (1PM ESPN) John Sanders, Christian Fauria

Northern Colorado @ Colorado State (2:00 MTB) Bill Doleman, Todd Christensen, Darius Walker

2 Alabama @ 20 Penn State (3:30 ABC) Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe

Cincinnati @ Tennessee (3:30 ESPN2) Mike Patrick, Craig James, Jeannine Edwards

Nevada @ 14 Oregon (3:30 FX) Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Tim Brewster

11 Virginia Tech @ East Carolina (3:30 FSN)  Ron Thulin, JC Pearson, Jeremy Bloom

25 Texas Christian @ Air Force (3:30 VS) Paul Burmeister, Shaun King, Anthony Herron

California at Colorado (3:30PM CSN-CA/FCS-Pacific)  Barry Tompkins, Mike Pawlawski, Dan Dibley

6 Stanford @ Duke (3:30 ESPNU) Clay Matvick, Brian Griese, Allison Williams

Eastern Illinois @ Northwestern (3:30 BTN) Matt Devlin, Glen Mason, Rhett Kleinschmidt

New Mexico State @ Minnesota (3:30 BTN) Wayne Larrivee, Brett Basanez, Rebecca Haarlow

North Carolina State @ Wake Forest (3:30 ACCN) Rich Waltz, Keith Jones, Jenn Hildreth

Hawaii @ Washington (3:30 ROOT Northwest) Tom Glasgow, Warren Moon, Jason Stiles, Jen Mueller

Tulsa @ Tulane (3:30 PM CST) Sean Kelley, TBA, Eric Richey

Purdue @ Rice (3:30 PM CBS Sports Network) Dave Ryan, Rich Rodriguez, Kaylee Hurtung 

Southern Mississippi @ Marshall (3:30 PM CSS) Mike Morgan, Chuck Oliver, Craig Ackerman

Wofford @ Clemson (3:30 PM ESPN3) Joe Davis, Warrick Dunn

South Carolina State at #25 Bethune-Cookman (4 PM ESPN3)    Adam Amin, Jay Walker

12 South Carolina @ Georgia (4:30 ESPN) Sean McDonough, Matt Millen, Heather Cox

Rhode Island at Syracuse (4:30PM SNY/Cox/TWC-NY/GamePlan/ESPN3) Mark Larson, Dale Drypolcher, Dan Liedka

North Dakota at Idaho (5PM SWX/KTFT2 (ID)/KTVB2 (ID)ESPN3) Bill Ames, John Fritz

#1 Eastern Washington at South Dakota (5PM Midco Sports Network) Tom Nieman, Andre Fields

Murray State at Mississippi Valley State (5PM Racer Television Network) Jeff Waters, Dave Winder

Fort Lewis at Northern Arizona (5:05 PM Universityhouse/FCS-Atlantic) Mitch Strohman, Kevin Stephens, Marc Buckhout

Charleston Southern at No. 4 Florida State (6PM ESPN3)  Doug Bell, Rene Ingoglia

#17 Southern Illinois at Mississippi (6PM CSS-PPV/GamePlan/ESPN3) Richard Cross, Harry Harrison

Lafayette at Georgetown (6PM LSN/FIOS1-DC) Gary Laubach, Mike Joseph, John Leone

Temple at Akron (6PM ESPN3) Michael Reghi, Je'Rod Cherry

Stony Brook at Buffalo (6PM TWC-NY/GamePlan/ESPN3) Howard Simon, Marlon Kerner, Brian Koziol

Furman at The Citadel (6PM WMYA (NC)/ESPN3)  Chuck Hussion, Corey Stewart, David Cobb

Texas State at Wyoming (6 PM The Mtn.)  Ari Wolfe, Blaine Fowler, Andrea Lloyd

Brigham Young @ 21 Texas (7PM ESPN2) Mark Jones, Ed Cunningham, Samantha Steele

UTEP @ SMU ( 7PM FSN) Bill Land, Gary Reasons, Desmond Purnell

New Mexico @ 13 Arkansas (7PM ESPNU) Rob Stone, Danny Kanell, Maria Taylor

Northern Illinois @ Kansas (7PM FOX College) Steve Physioc, Yogi Roth

Fresno State @ 10 Nebraska (7PM BTN) Eric Collins, Chris Martin, Dionne Miller

Virginia @ Indiana (7PM BTN) Tom Werme, Jon Jansen, Stacy Paetz

Navy at Western Kentucky (7PM ESPN3)  Shawn Kenney, Eddie Robinson, Jr.

UAB @ 18 Florida (7PM SECN) Bob Rathbun, Tim Couch, Kristina Akra

Robert Morris at #24 Liberty Flames (7PM Sports Network/ESPN3)  Mike Tilley, Ray Jones

#18 Central Arkansas at Louisiana Tech (7PM ESPN3) John Sadak, John Gregory G

Georgia Tech at Middle Tennessee State (7 PM ESPN3)  Dan Gutowsky, John Bunting

Grambling State at Louisiana-Monroe (7PM ESPN3)    Darren Goldwater, Rob Harley

St. Francis (PA) at #11 North Dakota State (7PM North Dakota NBC Netw) Dan Hammer, Kevin Feeney, Jamal Spencer

Houston at North Texas (7PM ESPN3) Dave Weekley, Drew Henson

Ball State @ South Florida (7PM Big East Net) Jim Barbar, Doug Graber

Memphis at Arkansas State (7PM ESPN3)  Matt Swierad, Chuck Cecil

Morgan State @ Bowling Green (7PM BCSN) Greg Franke, Tom Cole

Connecticut at Vanderbilt (7:30 PM SNY/CSN-MidAtlantic+/CST/GamePlan/ESPN3) Matt Stewart, Chris Doering, Sandra Golden

Utah @ USC (7:30 VS) Ted Robinson, Glenn Parker, Akbar Gbaja-Biamila
 

Northwestern State at No. 3 LSU (8PM PPV/GamePlan/ESPN3) Doug Greengard, Rene Nadeau

Notre Dame @ Michigan (8PM ESPN)  Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Erin Andrews

Boston College @ Central Florida (8PM CBS Sports Net) James Bates, Aaron Taylor, Brooke Collins

Weber State at Utah State (8PM ESPN3)  Trey Bender, Jay Taylor

San Jose State at UCLA (10PM FSN-West/FCS-Pacific) Bill Macdonald, JJ Stokes, Courtney Jones

The charge of racism gets thrown around a lot in our society as a weapon of defense from potentially opposing points of view.  In fact, charges of racism and other inflammatory rhetoric are thrown around so carelessly by today's media (especially in politics) that it's hard to tell reality from hyperbole.  But then again, there are examples like the video shown below that are clearly and senselessly racist to the core. 

This sick attempt at a "joke" comes from FOX Sports' website and "comedian" Bob Oschack. Oschack poses as a reporter to interview USC students about welcoming Utah and Colorado to the Pac-12.  A simple enough premise, if not a comedic gold mine.  The problems start early when Oschack clearly encourages USC's students to give a "good old-fashioned All-American welcome" to the newest Pac-12 schools.  What follows is about as discriminatory a three minutes of video as you can see as Oschack exclusively interviews Asian-American students and awkwardly questions them on Pac-12 expansion.

As someone who went to an undergraduate school with one of the highest international populations in the country (Ohio Wesleyan) and as a graduate student in a natural science (Chemistry) I've encountered many Asian-American students.  Many speak English as a second language and fight every day to communicate with the majority of people they deal with in a college setting.  Despite the communication gap, the Asian-American students I've encountered seek no pity or extra attention, rather they want to be treated as any other student who doesn't face the same language barrier.   Furthermore, many could give two pisses in a bucket about collegiate sports.  So, parading a bunch of Asian-American students in front of a camera to talk about sports was only done for one reason, to demean and make fun of them.

Several questions come to mind after seeing the video.  First, who in their right mind thought this was funny?  This overtly racist crap wouldn't even make Archie Bunker laugh.  Second, who in their right mind at FOX Sports thought this was a suitable video to publish on their website.  A similar incident comes to mind when ESPN allowed a "depth chart analysis" of an Alabama recruit's death to slip through the editorial cracks at the WWL.  Only mild credit can be given to FOX Sports for pulling down the video and issuing an apology.  These types of eye-opening mistakes can't happen in this day and age, especially at a major sports media company like FOX.  We're not talking about a mistake on the level of "that's why pencils have erasers."  No, someone should seriously lose their job over this overtly racist video ever reaching the internet.  

[Business Insider]

Thanks to all of you who voted and took part in Week 1 of the Pammies.  Here are the winners below and the updated (well, first) release of the standings.  You'll never guess who took home Pammy gold in the opening week.  (I'll give you a hint - the Pam Ward Chronicles are named after her.)  The Full Week 2 Announcing Schedule is also coming soon.  The envelope please...

10) "Two ex-presidents represented there on the sideline." - Beth Mowins after camera shot of Auburn sideline using pics of Obama and Bush to signal plays.

9) "You have so many things going on in your mind, the last thing you're worried about is the play cock, the play clock..." - Danny Kanell (via bfinleyui)

8) "Should take a knee here" - Joe Tiller with losing team nearing field goal range with under 30 seconds left (via Bloguin)

7) "Wow, if they'd have caught him right there, they would have caught him behind the yardage line." - Beth Mowins (via SaxxSkwerl)

6) "You've got to play football for sixty minutes every snap." - Andre Ware (via sctvman)

5) "Here is where i think he makes a mistake.  He zeroed in and threw a strike." -Matt Millen (via bjo109)

4) "And Northwestern without Dan Persa on the road at Boston College on ESPNU. Pam?" - Wendi Nix
(Awkward silence)
Beth Mowins: "Beth Mowins and Mike Bellotti here at Jordan-Hare Stadium..." (via jdwvu)

3) "I like to see a running back who has eyeballs in his shoes." - Craig James (via Brady Green)

2) "The goal of the defense is to keep the offense from scoring." - Artrell Hawkins with brilliant analysis (via steve5643)

1) "Smith has a team high 6 catches on the season. Or on the season or in the game because it's the first game of season" - Pam Ward (via kevin7673)

Week 1 Standings - 1) Pam Ward 10 pts, 2) Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, 3) Craig James 8 pts, 4) Wendi Nix 7 pts, 5) Matt Millen 6 pts, T6) Andre Ware 5 pts, Beth Mowins 5 pts, 8) Joe Tiller 3 pts, 9) Danny Kanell 2 pts.

Some potential playoff previews this week. Braves/Phillies could be an NLCS match up; Phillies/Brewers is another NLCS possibility, as it stands now. On Saturday, the Yankees do battle with the Angels, who can still catch the Rangers.

And then there's Sunday Night Baseball between the Cubs and Mets. Maybe ESPN knew this would be a throw away, so when they get dominated by Sunday Night Football, they'll have a built in excuse of, "Well, it's the Cubs vs. Mets; what do you expect?" [UPDATE: As Toki470 points out in the comments, it's obviously because of 9/11, which I knew was Sunday but for some reason didn't put two and two together. Where should I put my first blogger Pammy of the new cfb season?]

Wednesday September 7

Atlanta Braves @ Philadelphia Phillies (ESPN 7PM) Dan Shulman, Aaron Boone, Rick Sutcliffe
Seattle Mariners @ Los Angeles Angels (ESPN 10PM) Dave O'Brien, Nomar Garciaparra

Thursday September 8

Philadelphia Phillies @ Milwaukee Brewers (MLBN 8PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Cleveland @ Chi White Sox]

Friday September 9

Philadelphia Phillies @ Milwaukee Brewers (MLBN 8PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Atlanta @ St. Louis]

Saturday September 10

Minnesota Twins @ Detroit Tigers (FOX 4PM) Matt Vasgersian, Bert Blyleven 
Cleveland Indians @ Chicago White Sox (FOX 4PM) Josh Lewin, Eric Karros
Oakland Athletics @ Texas Rangers (FOX 4PM)  Glen Kuiper, Tom Grieve
New York Yankees @ Los Angeles Angels (MLBN 9PM) [Alt: San Diego @ Arizona - 8PM]

Sunday September 11

Philadelphia Phillies @ Milwaukee Brewers (TBS 2PM) Ernie Johnson, Ron Darling, John Smotlz
Chicago Cubs @ New York Mets (ESPN 8PM) Dan Shulman, Orel Hershiser, Bobby Valentine

Monday September 12

Detroit Tigers @ Chicago White Sox (MLBN 8PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Philadelphia @ Houston]

H/T Sammy! 

Apparently, there are two types of British announcers.  On one hand, there's the kind of British announcer who keeps his or her compusure and typical British air no matter the circumstances. You'll remember from May the story of cricket commentator Edward Bevan, who managed to maintain his cool even when faced with his own impending doom.  

Then, on the other hand, there are the British announcers who consistently go absolutely, flipping crazy at the drop of the hat.  You've begun to see the exploits of the outlandish soccer analyst Ray Hudson in this space recently, and trust us, there'll be plenty more where that came from as the La Liga season continues.  Another shining example of Brits losing their minds over sports can be found in the world of darts where a man named Sid Waddell has entertained/puzzled viewers for years by making a simple pub game sound as important as the Super Bowl.  

However, thanks to the fine folks at Deadspin, we've found some British announcers who top them all in the "foaming at the mouth" department thanks to the sport of... mountain biking?!  Well, if the Brits consider darts a major sport, I guess anything is possible.  Anyways, in the clip below you'll find lunatic ramblings on the exploits of Danny Hart, who apparently is the Lionel Messi of riding a bike down a hill.  Watch the clip and enjoy the sheer lunacy of announcers Rob Warner and Martin Whiteley.  Who knew falling down a mountainside on a bike could be so breathtaking?  I wonder if I can convince AA to start a weekly open thread to chronicle the next mountain biking madness...

[Deadspin]

If you're as big of a college football fan as I am, congratulations on surviving the offseason. This weekend provided a lot of great entertainment as well as a bevy of changes on the media front. Below are some notes from around the first week in college football...

- Thursday's opening slate of games was a bit of a step back compared to years past. Below are a list of games on the opening Thursday the last couple of years.

2008- NC State vs. South Carolina, Oregon State vs. Stanford, Wake Forrest vs. Baylor

2009- NC State vs. South Carolina, Oregon vs. Boise State

2010- Ohio State vs. Marshall, Utah vs. Pitt, USC vs. Hawaii

This year's slate featured Wisconsin vs. UNLV, Miss State vs. Memphis, and a mostly web only Syracuse vs. Wake Forest. 

For most of the past decade there seemed to be a push to get quality games on the opening Thursday of the season. This year seemed like a pretty significant step back. Here's hoping we get some better action in 2012 to kickoff the season....

Thanks to everyone who took part in the kickoff for Year 5 of the Pammies!  The Pam Ward Chronicles were in midseason form thanks to your submissions through the open thread and your tweets to AA.  But our work together is only beginning.  We've brought the best quotes from Week 1 together for you to vote on the Pammy winners for Week 1 on our road to crowning our 2011 Pammy champion!  Each week we'll nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that person 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th.  You can vote for your favorite five quotes.  Here are your nominees...

1) "Wow, if they'd have caught him right there, they would have caught him behind the yardage line." - Beth Mowins (via SaxxSkwerl)

2) "You want to talk about boning up a defender..." - Randy Cross (via therealnarton)

3) "Should take a knee here" - Joe Tiller with losing team nearing field goal range with under 30 seconds left (via Bloguin)

4) "Smith has a team high 6 catches on the season. Or on the season or in the game because its 1st game of season" - Pam Ward (via kevin7673)

5) "The goal of the defense is to keep the offense from scoring." - Artrell Hawkins with brilliant analysis (via steve5643)

6) "The real season starts next week in Athens for Georgia." - Todd Blackledge (via sctvman)

7) "You've got to play football for sixty minutes every snap." - Andre Ware (via sctvman)

8) "I like to see a running back who has eyeballs in his shoes." - Craig James (via Brady Green)

9) "You have so many things going on in your mind, the last thing you're worried about is the play cock, the play clock..." - Danny Kanell (via bfinleyui)

10) "What's that saying you got about LSU" - Lee Corso

"Laissez les bon tomps roulez?" - Chris Fowler

"Lessait bot ton bray lay lay! Geaux Tigers" - Lee Corso, failing French 101 (via myoder84)

11) "He beat off a guard." - David Archer (via Darkopolo)

12) "And Northwestern without Dan Persa on the road at Boston College on ESPNU. Pam?" - Wendi Nix

(Awkward silence)

Beth Mowins: "Beth Mowins and Mike Bellotti here at Jordan-Hare Stadium..." (via jdwvu)

13) "You can't teach experience, you got to will it on them." - Joe Tiller (via sctvman)

14) "Let's send it to the studio...Big John Saunders and Smooth Jessie Palmer." - Brent Musburger (via Connor Kiesel)

15) "You can hear the smoke..." - Chris Rix (via Jeff Matthews)

16) "Two ex-presidents represented there on the sideline." - Beth Mowins after camera shot of Auburn sideline using pics of Obama and Bush to signal plays.

17) "Ace takes off!  40, 45, 50, 55, 40, 35, 30, get a block, 25, 20, Ace Sanders, 15, 10, cuts back at the 5, touchdown!  Ace Sanders lights it up in Charlotte!" - Todd Ellis (VIDEO/AUDIO via sctvman)

18) "Here is where i think he makes a mistake.  He zeroed in and threw a strike." - Matt Millen (via bjo109)

Vote For Your Week 1 Pammy Winners (vote for up to 5)



The winners will come soon so make sure you vote early and often and check back for the full Week 2 announcing later this week!

Late last week, Bruce Feldman ended his indefinite Twitter silence by announcing he was leaving ESPN after 17 years to go to CBS Sports.  Even though Feldman had made sporadic appearances around the "family" of networks in Bristol, he was largely silent as a public figure since his July "suspension" at the hands of ESPN corporate suits.  Bruce's move from ESPN to CBS was met with widespread approval across the internet as the popular college football writer was finally liberated.  CBS touted Feldman's arrival and aptly titled his new column (above) as "Free Bruce."  This not only pays homage to the passionate #FreeBruce Twitter campaign that supported Feldman during his summer journey through the abyss, but also the fact that his quality writing is now out from behind the ESPN Insider paywall.  Now, common folk like you and I can freely read a freed Bruce Feldman.

At this point, it would seem that everyone can go home happy and the story is finished.  The fans, bloggers, and sportswriters that came together behind Bruce Feldman can rejoice at his new CBS job that leaves behind the swampland of conflicts and corporate meddling at ESPN.  CBS adds another quality writer to their impressively growing stable of online and network talent.  Feldman can finally move on with his career and make a fresh start at a new internet zipcode.  And, the mothership in Bristol can move on with their 99.99% indestructible death star, covering up the embarrassment of the Feldman Chronicles with some plywood or something.

But in the words of Lee Corso, not so fast my friend!  Bruce Feldman went on The Dan Patrick Show September 1st to unleash his side of the story - calling ESPN's version of the story untruthful.  Then he went on Paul Finebaum's show in Alabama to continue dropping pipebombs on his former employer.

Now that Feldman's story is out, the Free Bruce story has further unraveled a complicated web that takes us back to the initial drama of last July.  The list of characters involves Feldman, several members of ESPN brass, Brooks, the Poynter Institute as ESPN ombudsman, and of course, Craig James.  So now that Bruce is free and everyone's story is finally in the public, what does it all mean?  In the spirit of ESPN sage Jim Miller, we're bringing together documented quotes and writings from the involved parties into an oral and written history on Free Bruce for you to decide.  Probably because nobody else would be crazy enough to spend their Labor Day weekend doing such a thing.  What follows is our creative attempt to provide a complete look at Free Bruce using those statements and writings.  The context and ordering of the quotes have been edited by AA to try and best present the story of Free Bruce in this oral/written form.  Here's our list of sources:

The original Sports by Brooks report, ESPN's statement in response, Poynter I and Poynter II and the quotes of ESPN execs therein, Tweets from ESPN PR, SI's roundtable thoughts on Craig James, Richard Deitsch's report on Feldman, Feldman's interview with Dan Patrick, and his interview with Paul Finebaum which we transcribed.

Now, the definitive oral and written history of Free Bruce...

They're baaaaaaack!  The Pam Ward Chronicles triumphantly return for a fifth season to document all the awful announcing and best quotes throughout the day in college football.  Defending Pammies champ Chris Spielman will be in Columbus for Akron/Ohio State on ESPN at noon ET and you can check out all the games, times, and announcers at the link below.  We will update the Pammies as we are able to with your comments in the thread and Tweets to us at AA throughout the day.  Use the hashtag #PWAA to send in submissions via Twitter or leave a comment below.  Make sure you also like your favorite quotes in the comments as well so they will be included for consideration in the weekly Pammies vote.  Already we've started the 2011 Pammies with some great ones from the action earlier this week that will get us rolling!

Full Week 1 Announcing Schedule
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"You've got to play football for sixty minutes every snap." - Andre Ware (via sctvman)

"I like to see a running back who has eyeballs in his shoes." - Craig James (via Brady Green)

"Pick up of a baker's dozen." - Rob Stone.  That's 13 yards.  (via sctvman)

"You have so many things going on in your mind, the last thing you're worried about is the play cock, the play clock..." - Danny Kanell (via bfinleyui)

"shootout in Waco" - Lee Corso with probably not the best choice of words (via sctvman)

"You can hear the smoke..." - Chris Rix (via Jeff Matthews)

"If I am coaching Ohio State..." - Urban Meyer with a prophetic word?  (via sctvman)

"What's that saying you got about LSU" - Lee Corso

"Laissez les bon tomps roulez?" - Chris Fowler

"Lessait bot ton bray lay lay! Geaux Tigers" - Lee Corso, failing French 101