Chad Pennington Will Moonlight As A NFL On Fox Analyst This Fall

Written by Matt Yoder on .

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After last year's NFL season, we discussed Fox's inferior NFL broadcasting teams in comparison to their network rivals at CBS.  From top to bottom, CBS is deeper and better in the broadcast booth when it comes to pro football.  This offseason though, Fox is slowly taking steps to improve their network roster.  First, it was the all-star signing of Gus Johnson and now comes the arrival of former Dolphins and current free agent QB Chad Pennington.  After seriously injuring himself in the offseason playing a pickup basketball game, Pennington will take the year off and join Fox.  Here's some details from the Sacramento Bee:

"I'm going to take this year off, get healthy," Pennington told The Charleston (W.Va.) Daily Mail at a Thursday speaking engagement before the Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

Pennington, who signed a one-year contract with Fox, will be paired with Sam Rosen on one of the network's announcing teams. "He came to Los Angeles for an audition a few weeks ago, and we think he has a chance to be a pretty successful analyst," Fox Sports representative Dan Bell said Saturday morning.

Immediately, one has to wonder if this means that Fox analyst Tim Ryan (Rosen's partner the last few seasons) is getting the axe from Fox or is being moved down the analyst chain.  There's no mention of Ryan in the article, so it looks like Rosen/Pennington will go forward as a two man booth.  If Ryan does stay aboard, that may mean no more room for Torry Holt.  Darn.  Pennington has always seemed like a smart guy and should be a good addition for Fox.  Time will tell just how well Pennington transitions to the booth, but he will likely be a step up from Ryan.  Pennington may also be able to provide some unique and thoughtful analysis having played in the league last year.  Hopefully for his own sake, NFL analyst Chad Pennington will be the first TV personality that doesn't criticize QB Chad Pennington for his lack of arm strength.

What The H?!? Comedy Central Cancels SportsDome And Norm's Sports Show

Written by Brady Green on .

comedy centralComedy Central has decided to give the axe to Sports Show with Norm Macdonald and Onion SportsDome. Comedy Central surprised many by introducing two separate shows that focused on the comedy of sports after ignoring this area for so long. And let's face it; we know as well as anyone that sports are a gigantic never-ending resource of ridiculous figures/shows who take themselves wayyy too seriously. Comedy Central even stuck our best people on it, Norm Macdonald was back in familiar territory behind the desk updating us on the news in sports and SportsDome was a spot-on parody of SportsCenter being run by America's Finest News Source, The Onion. Both shows were among my favorites on my DVR, and the decision to cancel them after one short season each was a disappointment.


I was very hopeful that SportsDome would be given another season to find its legs. Sure, its bits certainly didn't hit all the time, but when they worked, they were fantastic. I thought SportsDome nailed the small nuances that make SportsCenter insane and what it is, but struggled when they decided to mock more current material that came off as somewhat dated by the time it aired. Plus, for no real rhyme or reason, the show was extremely dark, which I think threw a lot of people off. Recurring dark bits such as, "who would you kill?" and "the Toad" were ideas I enjoyed, but I definitely  can see why they did not click with a wide audience. Still, I felt they got so much of the show right, and I really wanted another season to see if they could iron out some of their misses. Plus, after reading the ESPN book, there really is no other group of people that need to have their ego checked as much as so many at ESPN these days.

The Norm Macdonald show was exactly what I think all of us thought it would be. It was Norm and his unique, dry, and sarcastic tone making fun of sports for 30 minutes. Personally, Dirty Work (one of the first DVD"s I ever bought) and his time doing Weekend Update on SNL are things I always found to be fantastic, so I was eagerly looking forward to his show. Still, I was completely surprised that Comedy Central gave him his own show because, let's face it, Norm's a polarizing comedian. Plus, he's been around for a long time and he's awesomely stubborn and his audience is firmly established. Many just do not appreciate his schtick. Also, Norm hasn't been commercially successful in a long time, but he has a small, dedicated fanbase that will always support whatever he is doing. Unfortunately, small and dedicated audiences are not things that result in renewals in a bottom line business. While I'm upset with the cancellation, I think most fans of Norm realize this certainly won't be the last time we will be hearing from him.

With two misses, this certainly looks like the end of sports satire on the small screen for the time being. Let's just hope this doesn't mean Comedy Central takes us down that dark path once again and replaces these shows with Mind of Mencia and Jeff Dunham clones.

No, I Don't Want To Pay $6 To Watch SportsCenter

Written by Ben Koo on .

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Given $4 of your cable bill goes to ESPN every month, I thought it was odd that my television was now asking me to fork over $6 just to watch one late night SportsCenter. Obviously a glitch with DirectTv, but quite the bold ultimatum. Would there ever be a scenario you'd pay extra to watch SportsCenter? With the amount of Rick Reilly on of late, I'm not sure you could pay me $6 to watch Sportscenter. 

It's Time For Fox To Sit Joe Buck For MLB Coverage

Written by Matt Yoder on .

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Joe Buck has been the lead broadcaster for Fox's MLB coverage since its inception in 1996.  That's fifteen years of Buck & McCarver as the national voices of baseball.  In that timespan, we've seen Joe Buck go from Jack Buck's kid to the most notable play by play man in sports.  Joe Buck has announced the World Series, the Super Bowl, hosted Fox's NFL Pregame, and even had his memorable, hilarious trainwreck of a late night career.  Yet through it all, Joe Buck has been a baseball guy, getting his start with his father's team, the St. Louis Cardinals.  

Somewhere in those fifteen years though, scores of baseball and sports fans turned against Joe Buck.  Maybe it was his overreaction to Randy Moss, maybe it was admitting that he didn't enjoy baseball anymore, maybe it's his too understated play by play, maybe it's his smug demeanor and failed late night career.  Nevertheless, at some point, Joe Buck was transformed from the bright, young, shining star of sports broadcasting to one of the most disliked announcers in sports.  In fact, it's almost a near certainty that you will find Joe Buck's name trending on Twitter during Saturday's Fox MLB coverage and always because fans are destroying him.  

In this year's season though, something else has been different about Joe Buck... his voice itself.  For several months, Joe Buck has been dealing with a virus in his vocal cords since after the NFL season ended.  The ailment has caused his voice to sound weaker and hoarse.  You can really tell that Buck's voice is struggling in this botched call of a Reed Johnson solo home run in this weekend's broadcast of a Cubs-Yankees game.  Thankfully, the virus isn't painful or causing any damage to Buck's voice (we're not completely heartless and actually wish Joe the best in health), but fans are taking notice of what sounds wrong with Joe and it is hurting the Fox broadcast.  

Simply, Fox needs to sit Joe Buck and his voice and take him off their MLB coverage for the time being.  Not just for the present, but for the overall outlook of MLB on Fox...

Your Full 2011 MLB National Schedule For 6/20-6/26

Written by Packey on .

Interleague play takes centerstage once again this week with some interesting matchups across the big leagues.  Unfortunately for all you Joe Buck fans, we don't have the Fox assignments at the moment, but Indians-Giants looks like the pick of the weekend matchups as Sunday Night Baseball will be in San Francisco.

Monday, June 20

New York Yankees @ Cincinnati Reds (ESPN 7:00) Sean McDonough, Aaron Boone, Rick Sutcliffe

Tuesday June 21

New York Yankees @ Cincinnati Reds (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Toronto @ Atlanta]
Chicago Cubs @ Chicago White Sox (WGNA 8PM) Len Kasper, Bob Brenly
Minnesota Twins @ San Francisco Giants (MLBN 10PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Detroit @ LA Dodgers]

Wednesday June 22

Philadelphia Phillies @ St. Louis Cardinals (ESPN 8PM) Dave O'Brien, Nomar Garciaparra

Thursday June 23

Seattle Mariners @ Washington Nationals (MLBN 1PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Oakland @ NY Mets]
Philadelphia Phillies @ St. Louis Cardinals (MLBN 8PM) TBA [Alt: Arizona @ Kansas City]

Friday June 24

Oakland Athletics @ Philadelphia Phillies (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Colorado @ NY Yankees]
Chicago Cubs @ Kansas City Royals (WGNA 8PM) Len Kasper, Bob Brenly

Saturday June 25

New York Mets @ Texas Rangers (FOX 4PM) TBA
Cleveland Indians @ San Francisco Giants (FOX 4PM) TBA
Los Angeles Angels @ Los Angeles Dodgers (FOX 4PM) TBA
Washington Nationals @ Chicago White Sox (FOX 4PM) TBA
Minnesota Twins @ Milwaukee Brewers (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alt: Oakland @ Philadelphia]
Chicago Cubs @ Kansas City Royals (WGNA 8PM) Len Kasper, Bob Brenly

Sunday June 26

Colorado Rockies @ New York Yankees (TBS 2PM) Ernie Johnson, John Smoltz
Washington Nationals @ Chicago White Sox (WGNA 2PM) Ken Harrelson, Steve Stone
Cleveland Indians @ San Francisco Giants (ESPN 8PM) Dan Shulman, Orel Hershiser, Bobby Valentine

H/T Sammy!

NBC Creates Needless Controversy By Omitting "Under God" From US Open Pledge Video

Written by Matt Yoder on .

In a US Open without Tiger Woods, NBC was blessed with anything but your average, Tigerless major championship.  Rory McIlroy rebounded from his Masters meltdown and won his first major in record setting fashion at Congressional, shooting a tournament best 268 (-16) and besting the field by 8 shots.  It was an incomparable performance that captivated a large audience and had golf fans, tv execs, and sports watchers salivating over the next big thing in golf.  NBC should have been reveling in their good fortune of having golf's newest superstar come to life on their network.

Instead, the major story coming out of NBC's coverage of the US Open is their inexplicable decision to cut out the words "under God" from a patriotic opening montage that included the Pledge of Allegiance.  Dan Hicks was then forced to sheepishly apologize later during the broadcast.  Before we break it down, here's the video...



With that little omission, the internet was thrown up in arms and NBC was caught in the middle of political, social, and religious crossfire, and all of it totally unnecessary...

Horse Racing Announcer Piles On LeBron James

Written by Matt Yoder on .

Nowadays, even I'm beginning to feel just a bit of sympathy for LeBron James.  Now that it's become fashionable to hate on LeBron, everybody under the sun has had to get in their jabs at the Miami Heat superstar.  I'm sure you've all heard the dollar jokes amongst countless others by now a thousand times.  Making fun of LeBron has even reached crossover appeal to other sports - Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo was saddled with the nickname "LeBrongo" for his lack of clutchability (imagine that in the realm of possibilities when The Decision happened last summer).  I'm no fan of LeBron James, and I couldn't be happier that he and the Heat got so close to the NBA title only to choke mercilessly and be denied by Dirk Nowitzki and the Mavs.  But, maybe with this clip below, dissing LeBron James has officially jumped the shark, at least for the time being.  Listen as Hollywood Park track announcer Vic Stauffer takes his swing at James during a recent race...



H/T Darren Rovell 
 

I Swear, That's Never Happened Before! Harry Caray's Premature Congratulations for Derek Jeter

Written by mike vitiello on .

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Say what you will about the pros and cons of interleague play, but it made for a nice moment this weekend when Derek Jeter chalked up his 3,000th hit in the Yankees 3-2 victory over the Cubs didn't play due to a calf strain. And because the future Hall of Famer crossed that coveted baseball milestone in Chicago, kicked back and enjoyed a few hot dogs while watching the game in his mansion, we were treated to this little number by Ryan Dempster, who paid tribute both to Jeter and the late Harry Caray

I don't know who this Caray fella is, but Ryan Demptser sure does a solid Will Ferrell impression.

Watch Joe Buck Think This Reed Johnson Home Run Off Of Mariano Rivera Tied Today's Cubs-Yankees Game In The 9th Inning

Written by Matt on .

In today's Cubs-Yankees game at Wrigley Field, the Cubs (who I am a diehard fan of, unfortunately) were trailing 4-2 as they entered the bottom of the ninth inning. Then, Reed Johnson led off the ninth inning with a home run off of future Hall of Famer, Mariano Rivera, to cut the Yankees' lead to 4-3.

But, Joe Buck, the play-by-play announcer today for the Fox broadcast, thought Johnson's home run tied the game. And thankfully, I had my Flip camera handy to get video of his gigantic fail of a home run call.

Check it out:

Seriously, how does the play-by-play announcer not know the score in that situation? As a Cubs fan, if I walked into a room without knowing the score and heard Buck's call, I would be furious. 

Watch A High School Lacrosse Announcer Channel His Inner B.I.G.

Written by Matt Yoder on .

I'm in amazement that we've only just now found this announcing clip, which could be in the running for the call of the year.  This video is from the MIAA high school lacrosse playoffs in Maryland from back in May and the teams featured are the Boys' Latin School (which you can send your child to for his HS education for the low, low price of $90,080 for four years) and McDonogh (which you can also have your child attend for the incredibly cheap price of $93,480 for four years... sorry if I sound bitter about those numbers, but it's hard to relate to private school kids playing lacrosse when you grow up in a poor public school and go to class in auxiliary trailers every morning).  This play by play fella's name is Booker Corrigan and our research department tells me that he does lacrosse pbp for Kudda.com and coached lacrosse previously at the McDonogh School.  One lacrosse website calls him "catch-phrase happy and exhuberant." (sic)  You'll see why in just a second.

In this clip, as Boys' Latin scores a goal, Booker channels his inner B.I.G., ripping off a few lines from "Big Poppa" for his goal call.  An adult high school lacrosse broadcaster quoting Biggie lyrics may be one of the greatest announcing feats I've ever seen...



Wow.  Speechless.  That takes some major stones to even attempt.  I'm usually not one for going too far overboard in the schtick department, but a play by play guy quoting rap lyrics for boys high school lacrosse is fine by me.  The extra oomph on "layaz" is just the icing on the cake.  I'm just disappointed his analyst didn't provide the beat for him!  If only guys like Joe Buck could sound like they're having this much fun announcing, then they wouldn't be trending every Saturday on Twitter.  

Now, if Corrigan can quote Will Ferrell doing Robert Goulet doing Biggie next time, then I'd say ESPN needs to sign him up for next year's NCAA lacrosse Tournament.



H/T Bob's Blitz 

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