San Jose Sharks' left winger Ben Eager was a frequent visitor to the penalty box on Wednesday night against the Vancouver Canucks - five trips to the box and six penalties for a total of 20 minutes. Maybe he liked the view, which was very clear on CBC's broadcast:

Even if it's because of a pair of blurry boobs, CBC has to enjoy the free advertising it'll receive as a result of this flash.

This also made for a rather fitting description of Eager's late, meaningless goal (which he aggressively celebrated while his team still trailed, 7-3) on NHL.com:

                           Ben Eager added a late goal for window dressing.

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This isn't exactly sports media and you've probably seen a fair share of rain delay videos, but I'd be remiss if I didn't proudly say that I graduated from Davidson College in 2008 and played on the baseball team, so this is near and dear to my heart. I might also be able to add a little something extra on rain delay antics.

First, here's the video via Tosh.0:

These type of shenanigans never happened while I was at Davidson unfortunately, but we didn't just sit around and twiddle our thumbs. We'd play pepper, flip, pseudo-pebble tennis or whatever that game with a cup and a fake pebble was called, and other random things. Sometimes we'd tape up an old baseball, start a game of tic-tac-toe or draw up a hypothetical trade, and throw it to the other dugout. They'd either play their turn in tic-tac-toe/counter the trade offer, or just write "No" and toss it back. Good times. But, man, I wish I got a chance to partake in the above. The moose hunting and curling are instant classics, as was Clemson's tanning bed. If I had a shot at this I'd probably suggest, hmmmm, an aerobics class, a Beyonce music video, mock surgery or ... I don't know?! I don't think it gets much better than human curling - and it's less demented than the human centipede.

Wednesday May 18

Colorado Rockies @ Philadelphia Phillies (ESPN 7PM) Dave O'Brien, Nomar Garciaparra

Thursday May 19

Pittsburgh Pirates @ Cincinnati Reds (MLB 12:30PM) Local Broadcast [Alternate Game: Washington @ N.Y. Mets 1PM]
Detroit Tigers @ Boston Red Sox (MLBN 7PM) TBA [Alternate Game: Baltimore @ N.Y. Yankees]

Friday May 20

Chicago Cubs @ Boston Red Sox (MLBN 7PM) Local Broadcast [Alternate Game: N.Y. Mets @ N.Y. Yankees]

Saturday May 21

Los Angeles Dodgers @ Chicago White Sox (MLBN 2PM) Local Broadcast [Alternate Game: St. Louis @ Kansas City]
New York Mets @New York Yankees (FOX 7PM) Joe Buck, Tim McCarver
Chicago Cubs @ Boston Red Sox (FOX 7PM) Kenny Albert, Eric Karros
Oakland A's @ San Francisco Giants (FOX 7PM) Dick Stockton, Mark Grace
Texas Rangers @ Philadelphia Phillies (FOX 7PM) Matt Vasgersian, Tom Grieve
Atlanta Braves @ Los Angeles Angels (MLBN 10PM) Local Broadcast [Alternate Game: Minnesota @Arizona]

Sunday May 22

New York Mets @ New York Yankees (TBS 1PM) Brian Anderson, John Smoltz
Chicago Cubs @ Boston Red Sox (ESPN 8PM) Dan Shulman, Orel Hershiser, Bobby Valentine

H/T Sammy!

Recently, we told you about Dan Le Batard's new upcoming ESPN2 show, Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable, which will debut on September 12th and see him sweat for a half hour every weekday at 4pm ET.  Le Batard's new show is only part of an effort by the folks in Bristol to overhaul the ESPN2 afternoon lineup with more original TV programming.  Sports Media Watch points out an interesting facet of info that has gone under the radar in the avalanche of ESPN PR and ESPN PR nightmares.  Jim Rome and Rome is Burning will move from ESPN to ESPN2 as a part of the deuce's new Fall lineup.  It may seem like a demotion for Rome, but keep in mind that ESPN2 has surpassed the 100 million homes mark and is in almost as many homes as the leader itself.  Here's the lineup of shows that ESPN2 will offer beginning with Le Batard's debut on 9/12 from ESPN...

"ESPN2 will have a new afternoon lineup from 3-6 p.m. ET beginning Monday, September 12. The revamped lineup will include two new studio shows, Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable and Numbers Don’t Lie, along with the highly popular NASCAR Now, Jim Rome is Burning, and SportsNation."

Le Batard's half hour show will air from 4-4:30 ET and be preceded by another new show, Numbers Don't Lie at 3:30 ET.  The concept of the Numbers Don't Lie show seems like it could have potential.  The input of a fantasy and numbers driven show is also something that ESPN's afternoon lineup doesn't offer currently.  Anything with picks, predictions, and breaking down and comparing players through lists or rankings will appeal to a certain audience and could succeed depending on what personalities host the show.  Other times haven't been announced, but Rome is Burning could stay at 4:30 ET with Nascar Now airing at 3 ET and SportsNation going up against Around the Horn and PTI as a hypothetical lineup.  

Sorry for fans of the hour cameo of the Scott Van Pelt Show on ESPN2, but it looks like the TV version is going on the chopping block.  Oh well, I have a feeling it won't be missed.  What will be really interesting to see is how Bristol fills the gap at 4:30 ET on ESPN as a lead-in to the juggernauts that are Around the Horn and PTI.  Will they go with another half hour block similar to NFL Live or College Football Live, move Outside the Lines, or come up with a new concept?  It remains to be seen.

I give Bristol credit for at least being willing to explore more concepts and more original programming instead of rebroadcasting radio hours or other standard debate shows.  It gives sports fans and people interested in ESPN something else to talk about while waiting for this to happen when the ESPN book is finally released.  The focus on creating a more meaningful afternoon lineup for ESPN2 is a wise move by the leader... I suppose the network has come a long way since Keith Olbermann signed on by saying, "Good evening and welcome to the end of our careers."

What would you like to see ESPN do with its afternoon programming?

Sorry to fans of terrible, terrible sitcoms, but it looks like Colin Cowherd's upcoming CBS show based on his life has been rejected by the network.  Apparently the pilot episode of "Herd Mentality" starring Damon Wayans as Colin Cowherd (what, Tom Arnold wasn't available?) didn't move the network enough to pick up a full season.  Reaction to AA's Twitter account seemed to fall somewhere between "There is a God" and "Thank God."  

Personally, I'm shocked.  I figured a dramatized version of Cowherd's show focused on dumbed-down interactions of Cowherd with his sexy co-host and less sexy wife would fit CBS's largest demographic (yes, I'm looking at you viewers of Two And A Half Men!).  But thankfully, it looks like you and I only have to continue to avoid Cowherd on SportsNation and his daily radio show without worrying about an invasion of primetime tv.

Of course, any readers of this site should know our opinion of Cowherd.  His elitism mixed with overly broad stereotypes and disdain for any passionate sports fan living between the East and West coast makes his radio show unbearable for most of the country.  There is no national sports radio talk show host who intentionally speaks to a more narrow audience, and seems to be proud of it.  His borderline racist rant on John Wall earlier this season was at best incredibly naive and at worst a distasteful ploy for attention and ratings.   In short, Cowherd is a perfect example of what's wrong with today's sports media, so the rejection of his sitcom should come as a victory to all.

However, hope remains alive for two other ESPN-based sitcoms based on NFL analyst Mark Schlereth (also being developed by CBS) and a pilot for ABC depicting Mike and Mike host Mike Greenberg.  I'm sorry, but could you have picked two more random ESPN personalities to have as the center of a network comedy?  Does anyone want to watch Mark Schlereth sell green chile or Mike Greenberg search for a sanitary toilet?  It makes me think what other past and present ESPN personalities could have made it big with their own tv shows...

Chris Berman vs. Sweat
-Follow Chris Berman's trail of sweat as Boomer chronicles his escapades as, literally, a larger-than-life ESPN personality.  How many towels will Boomer need as he covers the 1st round of the NFL Draft?  What about his detours up north to grab some deux, deux, deuxs.  Watch as Boomer continues his unending search for air conditioning.  Think Man vs. Food, only even smellier!

 Steve Phillips, Ladies' Man
-Steve Phillips knows what it takes to nab that less-than-cute intern while also losing his job.  Learn how to hide your workplace affair from your spouse, at least until your mistress goes batsh*t crazy! With expert analysis on creepy pickup lines from Mike Tirico and multimedia advice from Sean Salisbury!

Useless Stats You Can't Use With Jayson Stark
-What's Alfonso Soriano's batting average off of left-handers on Tuesdays when outdoors?  How many fastballs could Josh Beckett throw if Josh Beckett could chuck wood?  What's the VORP and WAR of Tony LaRussa's shingles?  Stump even the biggest stat geeks with ESPN MLB writer Jayson Stark!

Law & Order: Bristol, CT
-In a small town, everyone knows your name, especially when you work at ESPN.  Catch the drama as high-priced attorneys defend ESPN personalities from charges ranging from domestic abuse to drunk driving to child pornography.

Everybody Hates Skip Bayless
-I think this one pretty much explains itself... 

[H/T The Big Lead]

***Update 5/18 (4 PM ET) - It appears that Mark Schlereth's pilot, Home Game, was not picked up by CBS either according to a Tweet from Schlereth himself.  Mike Greenberg is now the leader's only sitcom hope... what a world this is in which we live. 

We've called out some of the lighter moments that take place during the live cut-ins during commercial breaks of PTI in the past. In today's episode, Kornheiser has moved on from singing Friday and is now hoping to get up to speed on the latest musical stylings of Kayne West. Wilbon in the background also seems quite confused.

 

I think one of the more enduring things about Kornheiser is his thirst for pop culture. He seems to enjoy following the latest trends, gossip, tv shows, movies, and music even if he's following a little bit behind the curve. In many ways it's similar your parents but it's more entertaining and not embarrassing.

Today, Mr. Kornheiser I salute you as you are indeed HAM when you want to be. 

Like that favorite Christmas present you know you're getting, Those Guys Have All The Fun is being gift wrapped for delivery and released a week from today.  Everyone with the book has done an amazing job protecting the content of its 784 pages.  Besides the excerpts that are beginning to come out, we know very little about the comprehensive story from inside the world of ESPN.  Do they have Bill Belichick running the operation??

As we eagerly anticipate the book's release, AA is getting its own copy from the publisher and we'll also hope to speak to one of the authors (James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales) as well for a Q&A.  Yesterday, we were blessed with an excerpt from GQ regarding one of the most infamous ESPN personalities of all-time... Keith Olbermann.  

To put it bluntly, Olbermann is a nutjob.  An entertaining nutjob... but, a nutjob nonetheless.  Olbermann's history is one of a man supremely talented no matter the medium of television, whether it be SportsCenter or his successful MSNBC show Countdown.  However, Olbermann's destructive personality has never seen him peacefully remain in one place.  Although Countdown ran for eight years, his relationship with MSNBC blew up in January.   It's amazing to think that in the course of the last couple decades, Olbermann was transformed from this to this.  Those Guys has some great quotes from ESPN personalities that show us the latter, more insane side of Olby.  Here's just a few excerpts of the GQ excerpt on Olbermann and ESPN...

Dan Patrick - I remember [producer] Gus Ramsey and Mike McQuade would always say, "Are you still in the life raft?" If they had screwed up with Keith, then they would be excommunicated. You didn't know from day to day if you were on or off, and it was tough for them, because they didn't have the power to say to Keith, "Hey, stop; grow up." Everything he did was personal. And that was what made him great. And if he felt like you had just turned on him, then you had actually turned on him, and that was something that was very, very deep to him

Herb Granath, ESPN exec - I was enraged by Olbermann. Guys like that just piss me off, you know, because there's no loyalty. It's just me, me, me. There was no choice but to get rid of him.

Bob Ley - I saw Walsh in the hallway, and I said, "Our long national nightmare is over, huh?" We felt not so much relief when Keith left as unrestrained f*#$ing joy. And it may not be fair to him, because I don't know what his issues are. Some of what happened with him back then is romanticized, but there are still people there who remember how people were treated, spoken to, referred to, and no amount of subsequent gentle behavior is going to erase that.

Rece Davis - There was a rumor a few years ago that maybe Keith would come back, and one of our coordinating producers said, "I think it would be a good idea but with one caveat. He first has to stand in the reception area, and everybody who wants to gets to come up and punch him in the stomach."

If Bob Ley of all people is dropping the f bomb, this book will be worth its weight in gold.  May 24 can't come soon enough.  In fairness, Olbermann had this to say in response...

Game On! The Untold Secrets and Furious Egos Behind the Rise of SportsCenter - GQ

This goal from Friday's Finland/Russia IIHF World Championship game made me yawn, because I saw it 15 years ago, but it nearly caused legendary Finnish announcer Antero Mertaranta's head to explode. After Minnesota Wild's 2010 first round pick Mikael Granlund, ON THE MOVE, put the puck on his stick and cradled it to the corner of the net for a lacrosse-style goal, Mertaranta doesn't breathe for, like, three minutes, while babbling at the top of his lungs. I don't speak Finnish, Baxter, but I assume he's saying this was a pretty gnarly goal:

And, if you need a little more Mertaranta in your life, enjoy this collection:

[top video via Hot Clicks]

Before Game 2 arrives next month, we must share the two ferocious Taj Gibson throwdowns from Sunday night's Game 1 win by the Bulls against the Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals.  Marv Albert was on the call and naturally, was superb.  Steve Kerr was terrific as well.  In fact, I didn't even mind Reggie Miller last night either!  Even though Derrick Rose led the Bulls in scoring and Luol Deng shut down LeBron James, Taj Gibson was the star of the show.  First, he posterized Dwyane Wade...



I just can't believe we didn't get "WITH THE FACIAL!"  Then, he had an awesome one-handed putback.  Sometimes, the greatest call is just OOOHHHHH!!!

 

Fox's baseball telecasts have been uninspiring for several years now.  Many fans have made it clear that the pairing of Joe Buck and Tim McCarver just doesn't cut it anymore.  Perhaps some of that disinterest and dissatisfaction is showing in the TV ratings, where Fox finished last amongst its Big 4 network brethren in Saturday primetime in spite of the YANKS and the SAWX!!  And, as it turns out, in spite of Sarah Silverman...

When will network sports execs realize that celebrity interviews during the game are a terrible idea?!  It tells the viewer that the game isn't good enough to keep our attention.  Traditionally, celebrity interviews are nothing more than cheap advertisement for a new show on the network, or a misguided attempt at entertainment.  I think we lost an entire season of Monday Night Football to in-game celebrity interviews.  The only one that was memorable of course, was one that caused Jimmy Kimmel to be banned from ESPN.  If we wanted to see celebrity interviews or meltdowns, we would be watching E!, or at least Meatloaf on Celebrity Apprentice.  (Just imagine if someone told him his tag was sticking out of his shirt, sheesh.)  Celebrity interviews during games are usually nothing but a tedious, boring, unnecessary distraction and when they do make news, it's for creating awkward train wreck television.

So why Fox thought that comedian and Red Sox fan Sarah Silverman was necessary to add to the Saturday night YANKS/SAWX telecast is beyond me.  Maybe they were trying to reach that portion of the audience that was thirsting for a C level comedian to analyze their team.  Maybe Fox wanted us to long for Artie Lange and the days of Joe Buck Live, who knows.  I'm not a fan of her comedy, but listening to her try to escape Fox censors with "Massholes" and argue for the benefits of pitchers on LSD was great train wreck TV.  It was the most entertainment Fox MLB coverage has seen in a long time (that's not a good thing by the way).  You can only imagine Joe Buck reliving the horror of Artie Lange over and over again in his mind.  Oh, and in case you're wondering, Buck's vocal cords have been hit by a virus, not by depression for having to work with McCarver for another year.  The morbid tone of Joe's voice only makes this in-game interview more horrendous.  The whole thing lasts six minutes and is worth a listen for a good laugh... or if you are an aspiring sports TV producer and want to find out the exact opposite thing of what to do with your telecast...



My favorite part of the interview is Buck saying that Silverman is on the telecast because a Fox executive saw Silverman on a flight wearing a Red Sox hat.  GENIUS!  Let's have her back for the World Series.  Maybe she should just replace Timmy and Silverman & Buck can tour the country with their stand-up baseball routine.  Sometimes I wonder what goes through these people's heads sometimes...

Thanks to our friends at Cosby Sweaters for the video!