A wise person once said "the days are long but the years are short." For reasons unbeknownst to common sense and decency, the Pam Ward Chronicles have returned for a seventh season! Yes, seven years! Johnny Football was getting dimes at lemonade stands when this thing started. This year Matt Millen looks to defend his title against a field full of worthy contenders.
As a refresher course - here's the rundown. Leave us all the best, weirdest, most humorous, and most awful announcer quotes from anyone covering college football in the thread below. Tweet us at AA throughout the weekend with quotes as well. Use the hashtag #PWAA to send in submissions via Twitter or leave a comment below. We'll keep the thread going throughout the weekend and bring you the nominees on Tuesday to vote and reveal the winners on Wednesday. This happens every week throughout the season until we crown a victor in the Pammies.
Enjoy your opening week of college football!
"Hawaii is out-physicallying USC" - Aaron Taylor (via robtedlund)
"Devon Kennard is the son of his father Derek Kennard..." -Aaron Taylor (via joelederer)
"You gotta have a short term memory, you have to forget about it" - Aaron Taylor (via Nautical Natty)
"Utah State has 3 timeouts remaining, Utah has 4." - Justin Kutcher (via AA)
"That's what football's supposed to sound like. Clean" - Matt Millen getting his senses mixed up. (via colinmeans)
“He’s one of those guys when he is on your team he makes you overall better.” - Matt Millen (via CJK5H)
"Come on now, you get paid for it. Catch the ball." - Glen Mason after a key UNLV drop. (via Serpent of Eden)
"North Carolina is working at Mach-9 speed." - Jesse Palmer (via SCtvman)
"Aim for the outside knee" - Matt Millen on blocking (via BY318)
brent musberger is the worse announcer on tv followed closely by mark may, who has a facebook page intitled ohio state fans who cant stand mark may.
Charles Davis- As Washington is taking Boise State to the woodshed right now when Washngton was beating Boise State 17-6 and about to score again in the 3rd quarter.
James Bates- If he is as kooky as his father, he could care that they are playing Oregon on Nicholl's State' Quarterback
Carter Blackburn- It wlll be 3rd down SMU after the Timeout, actually correction it will be 3rd down Texas Tech after the timeout!
Honorable mention to CUbsfan for transcribing the entirety of the FS1 broadcast of Utah State-Utah in the comments section.
Petros Papadakis- Kiss the Potato after Justin Kutcher mentioned that the Utah State Aggies won the Famousdaho Potato Bowl last year.
Petros Papadakis- He is the best Quarterback in the country, the best Quarterback in the state, the best Quarterback in the Conference outside of Marcus Mariota about Utah's Quarterback.
Petros Papadakis- Have you ever gotten in a fight with your brother? It sn't pretty to which Justin Kutcher replies yes and i agree!
Rece Davis- When i said that North Carolna wanted South Caroina off tthe field, i am sure that that isn't what they had in mind after South Carolina scored a Touchdown to give South Carolina a 27-10 lead over Noth Carolina.
@CUbsfan It should say he could care less that they are playing Oregon.
@ALDLANDia Actually Aldlandia that was only from most of the 1st and some of the 2nd and 4th quarter of the game.