Your 2010 Pam Ward Chronicles: Week 4

Your fearless Pammy leader is calling the Noon ESPN'er between NC State & Georgia Tech. Seek out your favorite announcers at your full announcing schedule and leave their awfulness in the comments as nominations.
If you're on twitter, two things: 1) Make sure you're following us @awfulannouncing. 2) If you can't add comments here, you can submit nominations by using the hash tag #PWAA, which obviously stands for perfect weather all afternoon.
We'll update the Pammy nominations as the day progresses.
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Rod Gilmore thinks the head starts at the armpit. via Dascenzo
"(The mid 1930s) was the last time a Brillo pad hit that thing." -- Joe Tessitore on the Iron Skillet (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"Andy Dalton, the red-headed quarterback." -- Lee Corso (via Sctvman)
"Josh Jasper, the friendly ghost." -- Lee Corso (via Sctvman)
"You have the blue in Boise, but you have the copycat inferno in Cheney, WA." -- Chris Fowler (via Sctvman)
"If he's not a Heisman candidate, then there shouldn't be a Heisman candidate." -- Kirk Herbstreit on Kellen Moore (via Sctvman)
"Mitch Mustain to Ben Cleveland steamin in the end zone" -- Chris Fowler (via CUBFLOS)
"Oregon State have two chances to win tonight, slim and none." -- Lee Corso (via Sctvman)
"I see coach Bobby Johnson and Georgia Tech sending the Wolfpack packing." -- Picabo Street, Tech's coach is Paul Johnson. (via Sctvman)
Mike Morgan called Mark Dantonio "D'Antonio."
"It's a 7-0 MSU win." -- Mike Morgan in the 1st quarter.
"I'm not that smart." -- Mushin Muhammad (via Isaac)
"If this kid (Russell Wilson) was four inches taller, he'd be on the #1 list for everybody." - Bob Griese
"This is what you call a volleyball interception." -- Glen Mason (CM/NW game)
"I asked the trainer, 'Did he tear his ACL?" -- Quint Kessenich on Denard Robinson's minor knee injury.
"Could Boise State go on the Bataan Death March that Alabama has been on the last couple of years?" -- Doug Gottlieb (via Sctvman)
"Great coverage by the Boilermakers." -- Matt Shepard after a Toledo punt. (via Sctvman)
"This is really getting to be an epidemic of penalties on the Ball State offense." -- Wayne Larrivee
"Too much speed, too much grass, welcome to Mr. Robinson's neighborhood" -- Brian Griese (via mcnealc31)
"What a first quarter it has been for Michigan. 21 points on the board, 11 first downs, a turnover, and Denard Robinson potentially knocked out for the rest of the game with an injury." -- Bob Wischusen
"That's how the Wolfpack were able to hunt, basically like a pack of wolves" -- Chris Spielman (via CK29)
"I guess you take a knee to have a feel of the field before halftime." -- Mike Gleason (via Sctvman)
"You can take those effort penalties if the ball has already been snapped." -- Andre Ware (via Sctvman)
"He's got a good ball skills." -- Matt Stinchcomb (via Sctvman)
"It's not going to be a run play, when it's a pass play...because of pass protection." -- Chris Spielman (via Dascenzo, ReaderM and Rich Greene)
"Torrie Smith, there was some bumpin' and grindin' going on out there." -- Rob Stone (via Rick James Bible Owner)
If you're just now joining us, this is not ESPN Classic and this is not a game from last year." -- Bob Wischusen on Forcier being in the Michigan game (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"Scott Vallone on the tackle New Jerseey product from Central Islip, NY" -- Pam Ward (via Aaron2hott)
"and of course, the late great Magic Johnson" -- Mushin Muhammad talking about the Big Ten icon as if he's dead (via Isaac)
"I already sound like I've been at homecoming." -- Ryan Rose (via Sctvman)
"You know it's a big game when Mr. Manning shows up." -- Tim Brando (via 49er16)
"I call that the delayed QB draw." -- Andre Ware (via Sctvman)
"It's tighter than the knot on your tie." -- Andre Ware talking to Dave Neal (via Sctvman)
"The twilight zone for Tennessee." -- Andre Ware (via Sctvman)
"Bernard Pierce pierces the endzone." -- Chris Martin (via JFein)
"He's wide open! ... Intercepted." -- Verne Lundquist (Preacher)
"Shrunkenage. What difference does one inch make?" -- Gary Danielson (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"I'm just glad I brought my contacts today because that was a blur." -- Chris Martin (via JFein)
"If looks could kill, he is definitely upset right now." -- Charissa Thompson (via JFein)
"What can Brown do for you? Not much on this play." -- Chris Martin (via JFein)
"You might even call him the Fresh Prince of LA." -- Sean McDonough (via hooverbaseball)
"It's a Morton Salt kind of day. When it rains, it pours." -- Matt Millen (via James Russel Craven)
"Field goal doesn't do the Razorbacks any good." -- Verne Lundquist as Alabama decides what to do on 4th and inches. (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"Urban Meyer rolled the dice and came up aces." -- Clay Matvick (via dplatt84)
"If you want to hear a sound emanating from Boise, Idaho, come on back." -- Brent Musburger (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"Fannin on the first fumble, Dyer on the second. It could be dire straits if they score." -- Brad Nessler (via Sctvman)
"He's going to be just a shade shy." -- Brad Nessler (via Sctvman)
"He completed 60% of his passes." -- Lou Holtz on McElroy, who completed 6/9 passes in 4th quarter.
"I guess you can say D is for devastating and j is for jarring." -- Mark Jones (via Sctvman)
"Hoddy toddy gosh almighty." -- Rece Davis (via Sctvman)
"When this guy hits you, you stay hit." -- Bob Davie (via Rockchalk)
"The old air fake. Sort of like air guitar." -- Brad Nessler (via Sctvman)
"Darren Bates laid the wood on Garcia." -- Todd Blackledge (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"Tony Straughter got him some in the face." -- Brad Nessler (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"James Rodgers feels like Big Meech. Larry Hoover. Doin' work. And he's a mover!" -- Mike Hill (via Rick James Bible Owner)
"Jaye Howard is like a landlord. He's renting space all over." -- Mark Schlereth (via mtjaws)
"Will he get the first down? No he will not! I don't think." -- Verne Lundquist (via Dascenzo)
"when u get in the open field thats where the speed really becomes such a strong asset.." -- Lou Holtz (via acoracle)
"And there's the trickeration." -- Brent Musburger (via GenoMrosko)





