Your 2010 Pam Ward Chronicles: Week 7

"He was just a half-step from taking it to the paydirt." -- David Norrie (UCF-Marshall) (via Sctvman)

"Last year, Lattimore was the best college player except he was playing in high school" -- Trevor Matich (via Musburger's Flask)

"Tebow, he's thick. Here's Denard, [holds up pen]" -- Trevor Matich (via Musburger's Flask)

"Tonight from Morgantown." -- Beth Mowins In UCF/Marshall game (via jdhood)

"Go channel your inner Pirate" -- Mike Leach (via Bay Area Boogie)

"Do you realize there are only three main killers (colors with his impediment): red, green and yellow? But think of what Michaelangelo did with those killers." -- Lou Holtz as Mack Brown before the game (via Rick James Bible Owner)

"Jeff Mullens says he plays from the neck up." -- Jesse Palmer (via Sctvman)

"Coffman could've scored in touch football." -- Dave Lapham (via Sctvman)

"He is a 230 pound ballerina." -- Dave Lapham (via Sctvman)

"Most people like sandwiches with their Biere, don't they?" -- Dave Lapham after KU tight end Tim Biere gets smushed by a couple of KSU defenders (via Musburger's Flask)

"My quad and hammy hurt form that exercise." -- Craig James (via Sctvman)