I'll be out of town Saturday, but you know the drill -- leave any and all awful announcing you hear in the comments. If you're not near a computer, you can tweet awful announcing using the hash tag #pwaa or sending it directly to us @awfulannouncing.
Here's your week 8 announcing schedule. Go.
"It's Santa Claus. When it's released, it's, like, interesting." -- Craig James (via Sctvman)
"They don't care if it's the New York Giants, the San Francisco Giants or the Little Giants." - Jesse Palmer (via Sctvman)
LaMichael James being helped off the field is "a great sign for this offense" according to Jesse Palmer (via Sctvman)