Your 2010 Pammy Awards: Week 5 (With Updated Standings)

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Thanks to everybody who voted and submitted announcer comments this past weekend. Chris Spielman wants to run away with this thing, but Pam Ward won't go down without a fight. She's here this week to remind everybody just why these awards are named after her...

The Top 11 from Week 5 as voted on by you the readers:

11. "They're going to the chapel man. They're gonna get married" --Chris Spielman after a Ben Chappell highlight (via CK29)

10. "Playing the secondary is a lot like marriage. Without communication it'll never work." -- Chris Spielman (via Sctvman & Mike)

9. "I'll take this kid Ellington home with me." -- Bob Griese (via Sctvman)

8. "From 2002-2008 he (Mark Richt) won over 10 wins a game." -- Kirk Herbstreit (via Sctvman)

7. "Why, you would think that is Dick Vitale at Duke!" - Brent Musburger as they show the Oregon fans lifting the Duck over their heads in the stands. (via JFein)

6. "This offensive line gives up more pancakes than Aunt Jemima." -- Craig James (via Sctvman)

5. "Indiana, which has not beaten Michigan since 1987, battling toe for toe." -- Pam Ward (via Rick James Bible Owner)

4. "Do you believe in miracles!?" -- Steve Beurlein after Vols scored to take the lead. (via Mal)

3. "Miami has always been one of the most penalized teams, not only in the nation, but in the conference." -- Bob Griese (via Sctvman)

2. "He didn't have enough yeast to rise up and make that catch." -- Joe Tessitore (via TFred)

1. "Ben Chappell leads the Big 10 in passing. Up next, they take on the undefeated Hoosiers." -- Pam Ward (via Sctvman)
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Standings after 5 Weeks

1. Chris Spielman (15)

2. Brent Musburger, Mark Jones & Rece Davis (9)

5. Craig James (8)

Others receiving votes: Bob Griese (7), Pam Ward (5), Mike Patrick (5), Dave Pasch (4), Chris Martin (4), Kelly Stouffer (4), Joe Beninati (4), Brad Nessler (4), Beth Mowins (4), Lou Holtz (4), Kirk Herbstreit (3), Bob Davie (3), Dave Weekley (3), Joe Tessitore (2), Mushin Muhammad (2), Gary Danielson (2), Dave Lapham (2), Dave Popkin (2), Jeremy Bloom (2), Lee Corso (2), Andre Ware (2), Eric Collins (1), Charles Neal (1), Brock Huard (1), Matt Millen (1), Ron Franklin (1), Shaun King (1), Trent Dilfer (1), Tom Hammond (1), Rob Stone (1), Tom Glasgow (1), Brian Griese (1), Tompkins (1), Roger Twibel (1), Holly Rowe (1), Dave Lamont (1), Mike Leach (1) Picabo Street (1) Glen Mason (1), Mike Hill (1), Verne Lundquist (1), Steve Beurlein (1)

*From now on we'll only be including those that received Pam Ward Award votes, not every single nomination, in the standings.

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Vote For The 2010 College Football Pammy Winner: Week 5 Edition

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You should know the routine by now. Look over the chronicles one more time, if you have to. I've compiled what I think were the best 15 (not in order), but if you strongly believe another one deserves a vote leave it in the comments. Vote for one of the top 15 here at PollDaddy. Poll ends at 1 p.m. Tuesday. The top 10 and updated standings should be posted shortly after.

1. "From 2002-2008 he (Mark Richt) won over 10 wins a game." -- Kirk Herbstreit (via Sctvman)

2. "He didn't have enough yeast to rise up and make that catch." -- Joe Tessitore (via TFred)

3. "Miami has always been one of the most penalized teams, not only in the nation, but in the conference." -- Bob Griese (via Sctvman)

4. "The old three stooges move. Giving him a shot to the eyes." -- Chris Martin (via Rick James Bible Owner)

5. "I'll take this kid Ellington home with me." -- Bob Griese (via Sctvman)

6. "He's gonna make contact with his eyes." -- Chris Spielman (via Sctvman)

7. "Playing the secondary is a lot like marriage. Without communication it'll never work." -- Chris Spielman (via Sctvman & Mike)

8. "Ben Chappell leads the Big 10 in passing. Up next, they take on the undefeated Hoosiers." -- Pam Ward (via Sctvman)

9. "They're going to the chapel man. They're gonna get married" --Chris Spielman after a Ben Chappell highlight (via CK29)

10. "That's an effort hold." -- Eddie Robinson Jr. which set up a 2nd and 20 with a minute to go, Rutgers down 3. (via Sctvman)

11. "Indiana, which has not beaten Michigan since 1987, battling toe for toe." -- Pam Ward (via Rick James Bible Owner)

12. "Do you believe in miracles!?" -- Steve Beurlein after Vols scored to take the lead. (via Mal)

13. "This offensive line gives up more pancakes than Aunt Jemima." -- Craig James (via Sctvman)

14. "You try too much Tebow, and kaboom!" -- Verne Lundquist

15. "Why, you would think that is Dick Vitale at Duke!" - Brent Musburger as they show the Oregon fans lifting the Duck over their heads in the stands. (via JFein)

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Your 2010 Pammy Awards: Week 4 (With Updated Standings)

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Thanks to everyone who voted. The Top 5 were very close this week, but I think we can all agree that the winner is worthy. Either way, this is probably the best top 10, top-to-bottom, we've had all year. Thanks announcers for being so consistently bad this week.

10.  "I'm not that smart." -- Mushin Muhammad (via Isaac)

9.   "It's a 7-0 MSU win." -- Mike Morgan in the 1st quarter.

8.  "When u get in the open field thats where the speed really becomes such a strong asset.." -- Lou Holtz (via acoracle)

7.  "James Rodgers feels like Big Meech. Larry Hoover. Doin' work. And he's a mover!" -- Mike Hill (via Rick James Bible Owner)

6.  "Shrunkenage. What difference does one inch make?" -- Gary Danielson (via Rick James Bible Owner)

5.  "It's not going to be a run play, when it's a pass play...because of pass protection." -- Chris Spielman (via Dascenzo, ReaderM and Rich Greene)

4.  "He's wide open! ... Intercepted." -- Verne Lundquist (Preacher)

3. "Mitch Mustain to Ben Cleveland steamin in the end zone" -- Chris Fowler (via CUBFLOS)

2. "Scott Vallone on the tackle New Jerseey product from Central Islip, NY" -- Pam Ward (via Aaron2hott)

1. "And, of course, the late great Magic Johnson" -- Mushin Muhammad talking about the Big Ten icon as if he's dead (via Isaac)
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Standings after 4 Weeks

1. Chris Spielman (13)

2. Mark Jones & Rece Davis (9)

4. Brent Musburger (8)

5. Craig James (7)

Others receiving votes: Bob Griese (6), Mike Patrick (5), Dave Pasch (4), Chris Martin (4), Kelly Stouffer (4), Joe Beninati (4), Brad Nessler (4), Beth Mowins (4), Lou Holtz (4), Pam Ward (3), Bob Davie (3), Dave Weekley (3), Mushin Muhammad (2), Gary Danielson (2), Dave Lapham (2), Dave Popkin (2), Kirk Herbstreit (2), Jeremy Bloom (2), Lee Corso (2), Andre Ware (2), Eric Collins (1), Charles Neal (1), Brock Huard (1), Matt Millen (1), Ron Franklin (1), Shaun King (1), Trent Dilfer (1), Tom Hammond (1), Joe Tessitore (1), Rob Stone (1), Tom Glasgow (1), Brian Griese (1), Tompkins (1), Roger Twibel (1), Holly Rowe (1), Dave Lamont (1), Mike Leach (1) Picabo Street (1) Glen Mason (1), Mike Hill (1), Verne Lundquist (1)

*From now on we'll only be including those that received Pam Ward Award votes, not every single nomination, in the standings.

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Your 2010 Pammy Awards: Week 3 (With Updated Standings)*

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Chris Spielman takes over the standings, but Lou Holtz hangs on to the belt for Week 3:

12. "Gordon just out-athletic'd Florida on that play -- Gary Danielson
"I'm glad you went with out-athletic'd instead of out-physical'd" -- Verne Lundquist (via Rick James Bible Owner)

11. "The most impressive legs of any two teams in college football playing today." --Mike Leach (via Sctvman)

10. "Spurts right through it." -- Pam Ward (via Sctvman)

9. "That timeout did the Nebraska defense a huge favor." -- Craig James calling the Arizona State-Wisconsin game. (via Eric Sorenson)

 

8. "So Massachusetts, missing the 2-point conversion is down 12 and needs three scores." -- Tom Hart (via Sparan Chris)

7. "No sign of the field goal team." -- Mike Patrick on third down (via Sctvman)

6. "I'm selfish, I wanna see the kid play. He has circus man freak skills & I don't get to see him." -- Chris Spielman on AJ Green

 

5. "Since then (stat shows 3/9 passing) wow 30%. Wait.. a little less than that. 33%." -- Chris Martin (via mcnealc31)

4. "Childs, please!" -- Dave Pasch after Greg Childs game winning touchdown for Arkansas (via Abe)

3. "When you get in the red zone, the field becomes more wider than it does vertically." -- Chris Martin (via mcnealc31)

2.  "We have four children. All of them are girls, except two" -- Lou Holtz

1. "It was well played by Notre Dame. They defended it very, very well. There was nobody that came free." -- Lou Holtz on MSU's fake FG in OT

All of the Week 3 chronicles

The votes
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Standings after 3 Weeks

1. Chris Spielman (11)

2. Mark Jones & Rece Davis (9)

4. Brent Musburger (8)

5. Craig James (7)

Others receiving votes: Bob Griese (6), Mike Patrick (5), Dave Pasch (4), Chris Martin (4), Kelly Stouffer (4), Joe Beninati (4), Brad Nessler (4), Beth Mowins (4), Lou Holtz (3), Bob Davie (3), Dave Weekley (3), Dave Lapham (2), Dave Popkin (2), Kirk Herbstreit (2), Jeremy Bloom (2), Craig Hummer (1), Pam Ward (1), Lee Corso (1), Eric Collins (1), Charles Neal (1), Andre Ware (1), Brock Huard (1), Matt Millen (1), Ron Franklin (1), Shaun King (1), Trent Dilfer (1), Tom Hammond (1), Joe Tessitore (1), Rob Stone (1), Tom Glasgow (1), Brian Griese (1), Lou Holtz (1), Tompkins (1), Gary Danielson (1), Roger Twibel (1), Holly Rowe (1), Dave Lamont (1), Mike Leach (1)

*From now on we'll only be including those that received Pam Ward Award votes, not every single nomination, in the standings.

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Vote For Your 2010 College Football Week 3 Pammy Winners

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You know the drill. Here are 20 options I pulled from the nominations and now it's your turn to vote. If you have a write-in, then leave it in the comments and I'll count that as a vote. The poll closes on Tuesday at 1 p.m. EST and I'll have the Top 10 and updated standings posted shortly thereafter. Go HERE to vote.

1. "When you get in the red zone, the field becomes more wider than it does vertically." -- Chris Martin (via mcnealc31)

2. "Since then (stat shows 3/9 passing) wow 30%. Wait.. a little less than that. 33%." -- Chris Martin (via mcnealc31)

3. "No sign of the field goal team." -- Mike Patrick on third down (via Sctvman)

4. "I'm selfish, I wanna see the kid play. He has circus man freak skills & I don't get to see him." -- Chris Spielman on AJ Green

5. "Unbelievable injury situation for the Mean Green" -- Dave Ryan (via Sctvman)

6. "They're the real deal. You need offense to win championships." -- Chris Spielman (via Sctvman)

7. "Childs, please!" -- Dave Pasch after Greg Childs game winning touchdown for Arkansas (via Abe)

8. "So Massachusetts, missing the 2-point conversion is down 12 and needs three scores." -- Tom Hart (via Sparan Chris)

9. "Not a hurry-up, but kind of a half-hurry-up." Chris Spielman

10. "The most impressive legs of any two teams in college football playing today." -- Mike Leach (via Sctvman)

11. "Spurts right through it." -- Pam Ward (via Sctvman)

12. "That timeout did the Nebraska defense a huge favor." -- Craig James calling the Arizona State-Wisconsin game. (via Eric Sorenson)

13. "You know guys, I like this Ark...Ark... Arkan... sas ball...ar...club." -- Bob Griese

14. "He keeps jumping up & down moving that hand saying, 'ow! ow! ow!" so I can't tell what's wrong, but it doesn't look good for Armando Allen." -- Holly Rowe

15. "There's some conTusion on  USC's defense." -- Dave Lamont

16. "Gordon just out-athletic'd Florida on that play -- Gary Danielson
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I'm glad you went with out-athletic'd instead of out-physical'd" -- Verne Lundquist (via Rick James Bible Owner)

17.  "We have four children. All of them are girls, except two" -- Lou Holtz

18. "It was well played by Notre Dame. They defended it very, very well. There was nobody that came free." -- Lou Holtz on MSU's fake FG in OT

19. "And that will do it for the first quarter." -- Roger Twibel after the 3rd quarter. (via The Real Randy Jackson)

20. "Throws it deep..." -- Vern Lundquist referring to TD from 9-yard line. (via B-Flo)

Vote HERE.
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Your 2010 Pammy Awards: Week 2 (With Updated Standings)

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The poll didn't work out how I hoped it would, but I think we have enough votes in to determine a top 10 or 11 and award the Pammy to its rightful owner. Some of the names I'm seeing in "Others receiving votes" are getting free passes. Let's make an effort to watch some of the games they're calling during Week 3.

And the winners are...

11. "He's got the pants so far." -- Craig James after Jesse Palmer says "somebody wants to be player of the game." (I forget who this referenced.)

10. "Lattimore against Rambo, and this time the solder lost... Rambo didn't make it." --Mark Jones

9. "Time winding down on the shot clock." -- Mark Jones (via Sctvman & YieldToFrump)

8. "A gradient day in Columbia." --Mark Jones (via Sctvman)

7. "ACC stands for Awful Coast Conference." -- Rece Davis (via Sctvman)

6. "Nice job of pentration by ____ coming from the backside." -- Chris Spielman

5. "Edwards again got behind the secondary and howls it in." -- Beth Mowins after Edwards jumped, while in front of the secondary, and caught a deep pass. I think she was trying to say "hauls it in," but it sounded an awfully lot like "howls."

4. "Polk is great with the YAC... yards after (pause) tackle." -- Tom Glasgow (via kblinco)

3. "If you're the underdog on the road, what you want are some turnovers and...and..and you have a couple of those. 4th down... stays, right here. Another conversion that turns... changes the ball over to your, so if you're on the road." -- Bob Griese, verbatim.

2. "James Madison's best work since the Federalist Papers." -- Rece Davis (via Sctvman)

1. "This game is encouraging for Notre Dame's defense." -- Lou Holtz, 100% serious after Denard Robinson racked up 502 yards himself. May, with the rest of the world, rolls his eyes. (via Joshuaishere)
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Standings after 2 Weeks

1. Mark Jones & Rece Davis (9)

3. Chris Spielman & Brent Musburger (8)

5. Craig James (6)

Others receiving votes: Bob Griese (5), Kelly Stouffer (4), Joe Beninati (4), Mike Patrick (4), Brad Nessler (4), Beth Mowins (4), Dave Pasch (3), Bob Davie (3), Dave Weekley (3), Dave Lapham (2), Dave Popkin (2), Kirk Herbstreit (2), Chris Martin (2), Jeremy Bloom (2), Craig Hummer (1), Pam Ward (1), Lee Corso (1), Eric Collins (1), Charles Neal (1), Andre Ware (1), Brock Huard (1), Matt Millen (1), Ron Franklin (1), Shaun King (1), Trent Dilfer (1), Tom Hammon (1), Joe Tessitore (1), Rob Stone (1), Tom Glasgow (1), Brian Griese (1), Lou Holtz (1), Tompkins (1).

 

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Vote For The 2010 Week 3 Pammy Winners

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Last week I used personal discretion in choosing the Pammies, but I think we should let the readers vote. Here are the Top 20 comments from the chronicles. If you think we overlooked one or six, then voice your opinion in the comments. If those comments then receive a few votes up, then maybe we'll reconsider based on the final votes. Poll ends on Tuesday at 1 p.m. EST, so I can get it up that afternoon and start working on the Week 3 announcing schedule.

1. "He's got the pants so far." -- Craig James after Jesse Palmer says "somebody wants to be player of the game." (I forget who this referenced.)

2. "Edwards again got behind the secondary and howls it in." -- Beth Mowins after Edwards jumped, while in front of the secondary, and caught a deep pass. I think she was trying to say "hauls it in," but it sounded an awfully lot like "howls."

3. "And it's True" -- Rob Stone on made FG

4. "Lattimore against Rambo, and this time the solder lost... Rambo didn't make it." -- Mark Jones

5. "Nice job of pentration by ____ coming from the backside." -- Chris Spielman

6. "If you're the underdog on the road, what you want are some turnovers and...and..and you have a couple of those. 4th down... stays, right here. Another conversion that turns... changes the ball over to your, so if you're on the road." -- Bob Griese, verbatim.

7. "A gradient day in Columbia." --Mark Jones (via Sctvman)

8. "This South Carolina offense is just out-phyiscalling this Georgia defense right now." -- Bob Davie (via @seahawkaddicts)

9. "Time winding down on the shot clock." -- Mark Jones (via Sctvman & YieldToFrump)

10. "Sometimes when you see blitz, you get ants in your pants." -- Chris Spielman (via Dazzle)

11. "This game is encouraging for Notre Dame's defense." -- Lou Holtz, 100% serious after Denard Robinson racked up 502 yards himself. May, with the rest of the world, rolls his eyes. (via Joshuaishere)

12, "We welcome two of the bluest of bloods." -- Brent Musburger (via Sctvman)

13. "Polk is great with the YAC... yards after (pause) tackle." -- Tom Glasgow (via kblinco)

14. "He's got a Bill Cowher chin there." -- Dave Weekley (via Sctvman)

15. "If you're driving our Dodge out there, you mashed your gas pedal because you were going too fast." -- Brad Nessler (via Sctvman)

16. "ACC stands for Awful Coast Conference." -- Rece Davis (via Sctvman)

17. "Ohio State out-physicalled Miami." -- Mike Patrick (via Rick James Bible Owner)

18. "If this had been back in the day, Mark would say, 'Mom! Make him stop! Get Bob off of me.'" -- Rece Davis on the Stoops brothers facing off (via Rick James Bible Owner)

19. "There is no tonic to cure that ailment. They want to hit people." -- Brian Griese (via Sctvman)

20. "James Madison's best work since the Federalist Papers." -- Rece Davis (via Sctvman)

VOTE here at this link (until I can figure out why Joomla is messing up the embed code).

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The 2010 Pammy Awards: Week 1

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What an amazing first weekend of football. And when there's awesome football, there's usually awful announcing.  Excuse the tardy Pammies, but the long weekend crept into this week and pushed things back a bit.

(For future reference, make sure you vote up comments you like. I don't care much for the vote down option (unless it's to put trolls in their place), so don't bother with that unless you really, really hate somebody's contribution).

Without further ado... the envelopes, please:

10. "Samford? Samford and Son, Labor Day Weekend." -- Desmond Howard (via Sctvman)

9.  "Take him to the shower and see if he has a rasberry on his knee." -- Craig James (via Dazzle)

8.  "Looking at Kyle Padron, a guy who hasn't been able to play the last couple of games of the ballgame." -- Mark Jones (via JFein)

7.  "Disorder, confusion, chaos. They do it all." -- Joe Beninati on Utah fans.  Note: At the end of the 1st half he similarly used three synonyms to describe Utah's first half effort.

6.  "Dion Lewis is getting up inside of his backside." -- Kelly Stouffer

5.  "Who'll get the first crack at sudden victory?" -- Joe Beninati before Thursday night's overtime game between Utah/Pitt. (via Rick James Bible Owner)

 

4.   "I disagree. It creates a frenzied atmosphere even more so. I think it works to Hawaii's advantage. Granted, it took away a TD, there's a frenzy created in this stadium. Granted, they lost four points there, maybe." -- Bob Davie, utterly incomprehensible, disagreeing with Mark Jones in that it hurt Hawaii to lose a TD at the end of the 1st half.


3.  "That guy, right there, Denard Robinson..." -- Matt Millen, as the camera shows a shot of DB JT Floyd (via Rick James Bible Owner)

 

2.  "It is unexcusable." -- Andre Ware (via Sctvman)

 

1.  "You need a sense of urgency here, but take your time."-- Chris Spielman (via AA)

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Standings after week 1:

 

1. Chris Spielman (6)

2. Brent Musburger (5)

3. Kelly Stouffer & Joe Beninati (4)

4. Rece Davis, Mike Patrick, Bob Griese, Dave Pasch (3)

5. Craig James (2.5)

 

Others receiving votes: Mark Jones (2), Dave Lapham (2), Dave Popkin (2), Desmond Howard (1), Lee Corso (1), Pam Ward (1), Craig Hummer (1), Eric Collins (1), Charles Neal (1), Matt Millen (1), Brock Huard (1), Brad Nessler (1), Andre Ware (1), Shaun King (1), Chris Martin (1), Ron Franklin (1), Kurt Herbstreit (1), Trent Dilfer (1)

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