As the season has developed, we're getting more and more amazing Pammy entries from College Gameday in the innuendo department.  Last week it was Desmond Howard and his beaver juice.  This week, Kirk Herbstreit got really excited when... well... maybe it's best if I just let you use your imagination.  

Grab a cool, tall glass of beaver juice and join us for our Week 5 Pammy Nominees!  Your full list of nominees and poll are after the jump!

This week's Pammies Top 10 brings a few old favorites into the countdown for the first time including ESPN's Lee Corso and CBS's Verne Lundquist.  However, in spite of Corso's hilarious "Catholics" quote, neither senior citizen tops the charts for Week 4.  That honor belongs to another debut entrant in the Top 10.  The envelope please...

The Top 10 countdown for Week 3 of the Pam Ward Chronicles are here and in what could be the biggest runaway I've ever seen with the Pammies, Erin Andrews ran away with the vote this week almost tripling the vote total of second place!  Also this week, David Feherty gains some competition in the general sports classification.  The envelope please...

It was a weird week in college football.  Michigan State couldn't even get into the red zone against Notre Dame (expect to see plenty of Lou Holtz this week on ESPN talking about Notre Dame being BACK!!), Utah fans almost cost their team a win by acting stupid, and a young girl gave Lane Kiffin a piece of her mind after Stanford upset USC.  That Pac 12 game gave us this week's Pammies frontrunner thanks to Fox's new studio host.  Your full list of nominees and poll are after the jump!

Your votes have been tallied and we have the Top 10 quotes from Week 2 of college football.  A new face takes our top spot while an old face cements his status as the early frontrunner to fill the big shoes of Craig James.  In the words of Matt Millen, if you're a real guy, now's the time to be it... err... whatever that means...

Some new names dot the list of your Pammy nominees for Week 2 of the Pammies season as we feature bad puns of Biblical proportions!  Will Matt Millen double up on his Week 1 victory or will another announcer stake their claim early on in this Pammies campaign.  Your nominees and poll are after the jump!

The first week of Pammy votes have been calculated with our first weekly winner of the 2012 season.  Sadly, it's not David Feherty.  Barring a new full-time gig as a sideline reporter for CBS, it looks like he'll have to wait until we launch a PGA Tour version of the Pammies to claim victory.  However, a front-runner has emerged for this year's Pammies title.  Week 1's Top 10 Pammies are after the jump...

The regular season is over and so is another year of the Pammies.  But before we take a look at the final Pammies standings and crown a champion (as if you don't know who it's going to be), we have to reward Week 14's winners.  The envelope please...

10) "Every time after Rosario makes a good play, they tell him to make another one." -Charles Davis (via sctvman)

9) "Larry Fedora better get a rain coat, because a thunderstorm is heading his way." -Craig James There's lightning in gatorade coolers? (via glokkenspx)

8) "We're really getting close to kickoff at the SEC championship game." - Tim Brando It's 2:17. Kickoff is at 4 p.m. (via NHSportsHP)

7) "Johnson had him faked out but there was no way Southern Miss was going to be faked out" - Craig James (via bjo109)

6) "The whole complexity of this game could've been different." - Craig James (via tomatpsu). Complexion, the word is complexion.

5) "We are being booed and we arent even in the game" - Mike Patrick, maybe your being booed because Craig James is in the booth and you're awful. (via jleimer)

4) "You are the inaugural Pac 10, err, Big 10 Championship game champions!" -Kevin Frazier (via DPMilGaya).  Ohh Fox...

3) ''Game of centimeters? How about decimeters?'' - Charles Davis (via FreddiePhysical).  Centimeters are actually smaller than decimeters.  This is why we need to convert to the metric system.

2) "Wilson...making chicken salad out of a broken play..." - Gus Johnson (via ChrisMcSharpe)

1) "The first, inaugural Big 12 Champions." - Tim Brewster (via Aaron_Torres) at the Big Ten Championship Game.

(Click "read more" for your final 2011 Pammies winner and full standings after the jump...)

Of course Lee Corso was going to win the Pammies this week.  In fact, he did so with the highest vote total so far this season.  However, the real battle was for second place where an unsuspecting name makes an appearance high up the Pammy toteboard.  Also, no Craig James this week?  Was he announcing?  The envelope please...

10) "Mario Dovell gives a laissez-faire effort." - Ray Bentley [video]

9) "He's hotter than July in the month of November." - Mark Jones (via ak482)

8) "Scoreless first half in Champaign." - Beth Mowins (via BloggerJustinF) at the end of the 1st quarter.

7) "You know where they practice that? practice." - Rod Gilmore (via bjo109)

6) "When you pull out early there is embarrassment" - Danny Kanell (via steve5643)

5) "NC State Leading BOSTON COLLEGE 30-6 in the 3rd Quarter." - Pam Ward (via sctvman) That's all well and good, except NC State was playing Clemson.

4) "Giuseppi, that was play action." - Matt Millen (via Sctvman) to Joe Tessitore.  Given Millen's history with ethnic humor...

3) "he has thrown three picks, but no interceptions" - Pam Ward (via sctvman)

2) "That looked like a clean muff." - Gus Johnson (via NCAAFB_LikeABos)

1) "Ah, f*ck it!" - Lee Corso [video]

Week 12 Top 5 -

1) Craig James 110 pts

2) Matt Millen 77 pts

T3) Pam Ward 60 pts

T3) Gary Danielson 46 pts

5) Chris Spielman 35 pts

Others receiving votes - Brent Musburger 28 pts, Lou Holtz 21 pts, Mark Jones 18 pts, Shaun King 18 pts, Mike Patrick 17 pts,, Lee Corso 17 pts, Gus Johnson 16 pts, Beth Mowins 16 pts, Brett Favre 13 pts, Sean McDonough 13 pts, Jesse Palmer 12 pts, Tom Rinaldi 10 pts, Rod Gilmore 10 pts, Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, Jenn Brown 9 pts, Andre Ware 8 pts, Verne Lundquist 8 pts, , Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, Danny Kanell 7 pts, , Dave Pasch 5 pts, Bill Land 5 pts, Alex Flanagan 4 pts, Mike Morgan 4 pts, Paul Burmeister 4 pts, Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, Desmond Howard 3 pts, Charles Davis 3 pts, Steve Beuerlein 2 pts, Ray Bentley 2 pts, Scott Van Pelt 2 pts, Kevin Kugler 1 pt, Eric Collins 1 pt, Todd McShay 1 pt,  Tim Brando 1 pt.

The Full Week 13 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  With football throughout the Thanksgiving weekend, the Pam Ward Chronicles will be up on Friday.  Be thankful for old men who swear on live television.

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