It was only a matter of time until the Penn State scandal spilled over into the Pammies.  This week, brave ESPN reporter Tom Rinaldi takes top spot for a quote from the leader's PSU-Nebraska coverage.  Reporting in front of ominous bushes and sleepy, peaceful students is no easy task ya know.  As for the rest of this week's winners, Shaun King and Craig James populate the rest of the top five.  The envelope please...

10) "The Gamecocks lead it by nine." - Tim Brando (via Dascenzo) It was 14-3.

9) "Depth is a problem on defense all over the Southeast Conference, especially on defense." - Gary Danielson (via TheBlightning)

8) "He does a good job of reading, coming out of his zone and splitting the defenders on the screen. What I mean by defenders is the big offensive linemen." -Chris Spielman (via TheBlightning)

7) "Two things that will not show up on the stat sheet: two-point conversions." - Paul Burmeister (via RonFlatter)

6) "4 seconds left on shot clock." - Verne Lundquist (via govolx)

5) "We knew this game was going to be a game." - Shaun King (via Jarvidus)

4) "This is just out of QB sneak range. It's 3rd and 7." - Craig James (via sctvman)

3) "I'm no math major. 6 out of 10 is 60%." - Craig James (via BloggerJustinF) on the number of Big Ten stadiums named after people who served in the armed forces.  There are 12 Big Ten teams.

2) "Boise doesn't lose at home. You have to beat them" - Shaun King (via SoonerCharley)

1) "Fans are wearing blue in honor of child support, err, child abuse" - Tom Rinaldi(via AlexFromBuffalo)

Week 11 Top 5 -

1) Craig James 110 pts

2) Matt Millen 70 pts

T3) Pam Ward 46 pts

T3) Gary Danielson 46 pts

5) Chris Spielman 35 pts

Others receiving votes - Brent Musburger 28 pts, Lou Holtz 21 pts, Shaun King 18 pts, Mike Patrick 17 pts, Mark Jones 16 pts, Beth Mowins 13 pts, Brett Favre 13 pts, Sean McDonough 13 pts, Jesse Palmer 12 pts, Tom Rinaldi 10 pts, Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, Jenn Brown 9 pts, Andre Ware 8 pts, Verne Lundquist 8 pts, Gus Johnson 7 pts, Lee Corso 7 pts, Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, Rod Gilmore 6 pts, Dave Pasch 5 pts, Bill Land 5 pts, Alex Flanagan 4 pts, Mike Morgan 4 pts, Paul Burmeister 4 pts, Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, Desmond Howard 3 pts, Charles Davis 3 pts, , Danny Kanell 2 pts, Steve Beuerlein 2 pts, Scott Van Pelt 2 pts, Kevin Kugler 1 pt, Eric Collins 1 pt, Todd McShay 1 pt, Ray Bentley 1 pt, Tim Brando 1 pt.

The Full Week 12 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  Then, make sure you check back every Saturday for the Pam Ward Chronicles and another week of the Pammies!

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For the first time all season, Craig James didn't gain a spot in our weekly countdown of the 10 best Pammies quotes.  I'm just as shocked as you are.  Oh well, at least there wasn't a huge Fire Craig James banner spotted on College Gameday that made up for it or anything...  

(Thanks to reader Seth Roberts for e-mailing this pic from Tuscaloosa.)  

This week, it's last season's Pammies winner Chris Spielman that takes top spot this week with Brent Musburger and his drinking jokes coming in at second place.  Cowboy James still holds top spot, but Matt Millen continues to close the gap.  The envelope please...

10) "Redshirt freshman Ronald McCombs well over 100 yards on that last drive." -Pam Ward (via sctvman)

9) "Intercepted! Wait... no... caught by LSU!" - Verne Lundquist (via GB330033) saying LSU intercepted their own pass.

8) "You can throw or run here, those are your options" - Gary Danielson (via sctvman)

7) "Wonder where the beef is, here it comes." - Matt Millen (via TheSportsHernia)

6) "Jimbo Fisher knows how to get QBs ready for the NFL; when he was at LSU, he had JaMarcus Russell 1st Overall" - Jesse Palmer (via AlexFromBuffalo) Yup, that's a positive reference about JaMarcus Russell's NFL career.

5) "You live your life like a field goal into the wind." - Matt Millen (via cptmintz)

4) "Floyd getting the last word... for now." - Mark Jones (via Dascenzo)

3) "This is probably exactly what the Wisconsin coaching staff wanted to see today. After those two heartbreaking defeats, you come back and you just explode all over somebody." - Mike Patrick (via DevsFan30)

2) Regarding the earthquake that took place in Oklahoma at 2:12 AM...

Kirk Herbsteit: "Did you feel anything?"
Brent Musburger: "It might have been last call" (via Chris Schenkel)

1) "Stick it up in there hard and with power!" - Chris Spielman (via DomoBENesis)

Week 10 Top 5 -

1) Craig James 95 pts

2) Matt Millen 70 pts

3) Pam Ward 46 pts

4) Gary Danielson 44 pts

5) Chris Spielman 32 pts

Others receiving votes - Brent Musburger 28 pts, Lou Holtz 21 pts, Mike Patrick 17 pts, Mark Jones 16 pts, Beth Mowins 13 pts, Brett Favre 13 pts, Sean McDonough 13 pts, Jesse Palmer 12 pts, Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, Jenn Brown 9 pts, Andre Ware 8 pts, Gus Johnson 7 pts, Lee Corso 7 pts, Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, Rod Gilmore 6 pts, Dave Pasch 5 pts, Bill Land 5 pts, Alex Flanagan 4 pts, Mike Morgan 4 pts, Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, Desmond Howard 3 pts, Shaun King 3 pts, Charles Davis 3 pts, Verne Lundquist 3 pts, Danny Kanell 2 pts, Steve Beuerlein 2 pts, Scott Van Pelt 2 pts, Kevin Kugler 1 pt, Eric Collins 1 pt, Todd McShay 1 pt, Ray Bentley 1 pt.

The Full Week 11 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  Then, make sure you check back every Saturday for the Pam Ward Chronicles and another week of the Pammies!

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With LSU-Alabama now in the rearview mirror, the real college football championship that everyone cares about can take centerstage - the Pammies!  With the huge CBS primetime game, both Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist feature prominently in today's list.  Kirk Herbstreit also earns 1000 unofficial bonus points for placing the KIRK HERBSTREIT EARTHQUAKE FACE on the Mount Rushmore of epic all-time sports faces.

As a reminder as to how the Pammy vote works, each week we'll nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that person 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th.  Remember, you can vote for your favorite five quotes.  Here are your Week 10 nominees...

1) "Jimbo Fisher knows how to get QBs ready for the NFL; when he was at LSU, he had JaMarcus Russell 1st Overall" - Jesse Palmer (via AlexFromBuffalo) Yup, that's a positive reference about JaMarcus Russell's NFL career.

2) "Worley may have pulled out too soon." - Tim Couch (via sctvman)

3) "You can throw or run here, those are your options" - Gary Danielson (via sctvman)

4) "This is probably exactly what the Wisconsin coaching staff wanted to see today. After those two heartbreaking defeats, you come back and you just explode all over somebody." - Mike Patrick (via DevsFan30)

5) Regarding the earthquake that took place in Oklahoma at 2:12 AM...

Kirk Herbsteit: "Did you feel anything?"
Brent Musburger: "It might have been last call" (via Chris Schenkel)

6) "Floyd getting the last word... for now." - Mark Jones (via Dascenzo)

7) "Redshirt freshman Ronald McCombs well over 100 yards on that last drive." - Pam Ward (via sctvman)

8) "Never bet against the cocks" - Brian Wilson (via djstevem)

9) "Intercepted! Wait... no... caught by LSU!" - Verne Lundquist (via GB330033) saying LSU intercepted their own pass.

10) "Stick it up in there hard and with power!" - Chris Spielman (via DomoBENesis)

11) Rece Davis: "What would you tell kids to do in that situation?"
Craig James: "Don't watch SportsCenter" (via sctvman)

12) "  And   gets   bent   over   backwards!" - Pam Ward (via DevsCuse44)

13) "The quarterback has to win with the throw." - Andre Ware (via deadgeneration4)

14) "We've had 3 touchdowns in 6 minutes" - Rod Gilmore (via BoBips2188) with the score 7-7.

15) "Who had 6-6 for a final?" - Verne Lundquist (via Dascenzo) No one. They have invented overtime.

16) "You live your life like a field goal into the wind." - Matt Millen (via cptmintz)

17) "Wonder where the beef is, here it comes." - Matt Millen (via TheSportsHernia)

Vote For Your Week 10 Pammy Nominees! (vote for up to five)

The winners will come Wednesday morning so make sure you vote early and often and check back for the full Week 11 announcing sked later this week!

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Finally, someone has topped Craig James in a weekly Pammy poll!  We all owe the genius of Matt Millen a debt of gratitude.  He picks up some major ground this week and moves into second place with the #1 and #4 quotes this week.  Almost as brilliant as the drafting of Charles Rogers and Mike Williams.  There's still time left for Millen to make a St. Louis Cardinalsesque run to the Pammy championship as we hit November.  (Note: On appeal the Pammy committee removed Verne's "this year's Game of the Century" remark from the nominees due to its ironic quality.  Well played, Mr. Lundquist, our apologies.)  The envelope please...

10) "Can't quite tell you the number, but I can tell you it is an offensive lineman" - Ray Bentley (via AlexfromBuffalo) Uh, Ray, WVU is on defense.

9) "...and Woods has got it at the...incomplete." - Brent Musberger (via mattyzucks)

8) "He's a first time starter going thru everything for the first time." - Andre Ware (via sctvman)

7) "You're only effective when you're productive" - Chris Spielman (via RYbbc34)

6) "Nothing doing as Tech stiffens against Jeff Woody." - Bill Land (via Matt Kennedy)

5) "This is what you get when two hungry trains get on the same track and don't want to get off" - Gary Danielson (via DerekLynch64) Hungry... trains???

4) "Consistent consistency" - Matt Millen (via ThaNardDawg)

3) "Come on guys, it's football, get tough" - Craig James (via dmcalpi).  Umm Craig why you talk about that with your son first...

2) "Spurrier used to say you can't spell UT without Citrus... wait." - Mark Jones (via CaptTouchback)

1) "You come in and bite, I'm pullin' that sucker out" - Matt Millen (via Chris Schenkel)

Week 9 Top 5 -

1) Craig James 95 pts

2) Matt Millen 60 pts

3) Pam Ward 45 pts

4) Gary Danielson 41 pts

5) Chris Spielman 22 pts

Others receiving votes - Lou Holtz 21 pts, Brent Musburger 19 pts, Beth Mowins 13 pts, Brett Favre 13 pts, Sean McDonough 13 pts, Mark Jones 9 pts, Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, Jenn Brown 9 pts, Mike Patrick 9 pts, Andre Ware 8 pts, Gus Johnson 7 pts, Lee Corso 7 pts, Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, Jesse Palmer 6 pts, Rod Gilmore 6 pts, Dave Pasch 5 pts, Bill Land 5 pts, Alex Flanagan 4 pts, Mike Morgan 4 pts, Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, Desmond Howard 3 pts, Shaun King 3 pts, Charles Davis 3 pts, Danny Kanell 2 pts, Steve Beuerlein 2 pts, Scott Van Pelt 2 pts, Kevin Kugler 1 pt, Eric Collins 1 pt, Verne Lundquist 1 pt, Todd McShay 1 pt, Ray Bentley 1 pt.

The Full Week 10 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  Then, make sure you check back every Saturday for the Pam Ward Chronicles and another week of the Pammies!

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Your latest Pammy awards update is here along with the Week 4 standings.  America's least favorite analyst Craig James was undoubtedly the star of the week.  Even though he didn't get the top spot, the Senator racked up 17 points to double his season total thanks to three Top 10 quotes this week.  Jenn Brown's unfortunate slip was just good enough for second place this week.  But as the name suggests, the Pammies are all about the one and only Pam Ward - she nabs the top spot for the third week out of four this season.  The envelope please...

10) "San Diego State finally breaks the seal here at the Big House." - Eric Collins after SDSU scored their first TD. (via SBisho12)

9) "Braxton Miller is like Barry Sanders" - Craig James (via sctvman)

8) "LSU plays grown man football. If you have any Hello Kitty in you, they're gonna bring it out of you." - Desmond Howard (via CaptTouchback)

7) "And... Incomplete... And INTERCEPTED... No... EDDIE POOLE? EDDIE POOLE?! EDDIE POOLE CAUGHT IT?! UNBELIEVABLE! HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE GRAB THIS ONE?!" - Mike Morgan (VIDEO)

6) "He comes in the backdoor." - Gary Danielson (via AndyO)

5) "If you're not conditioned, guys will start to suck... suck air." - Matt Millen (via tedemrich)

4) "Cincinnati has to have a coming out party tonight for Butch Jones." - Craig James (via Sctvman)

3) "The Big 12 has everything going their way" - Craig James (via sctvman)

2) "I caught up with Bitch... Butch Jones coming out of the half." - Jenn Brown (VIDEO)

1) "2 of the last 3 Central Michigan passes have been intercepted. The last one for an interception." - Pam Ward (via SBisho12)

Week 4 Top 5 -

1) Pam Ward 38 pts

2) Craig James 34 pts

3) Matt Millen 20 pts

4) Gary Danielson 16 pts,

5) Beth Mowins 13 pts

Others receiving votes - T6) Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, Jenn Brown 9 pts, 10) Sean McDonogh 8 pts, T11) Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, 14) Lou Holtz 6 pts, 15) Andre Ware 5 pts, T16) Alex Flanagan 4 pts, Mike Morgan 4 pts, T18) Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, Desmond Howard 3 pts, T21) Danny Kanell 2 pts, Jesse Palmer 2 pts, T23) Kevin Kugler 1 pt, Eric Collins 1 pt.

The Full Week 5 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  Then, make sure you check back every Saturday for the Pam Ward Chronicles and another week of the Pammies!

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We're ready to announce the latest Pammy awards and the updated standings after Week 3 in college football.  It was an especially strong debut for CBS analyst Gary Danielson as he took the top and bottom spots in this week's Top 10, knocking the trailblazer of the Pam Ward Chronicles from her #1 position.  Pam keeps her total ticking over with five points this week and Craig James vaults into second place with Matt Millen close behind.  The big names are certainly coming to play so far this season in the Pammies.  In a satirical quote contest, I'm not really sure what that means...  Anyways, the envelope please...

10) "The ball hits off three body parts. A hand, a helmet.. well, a helmet's not a body part." - Gary Danielson (via CaptTouchback)

9) "You gotta hold your water." - Jesse Palmer (via bmaze) on LSU's defense jumping offside... or needing to pee.

8) "He (Paul Johnson) is unconventional, no, inconventional, no, deconventional in his thought process." - Keith Jones (via sctvman)

7) "Kirk Cousins also an internet sensation now after a speech that he gave at the annual Big Ten media luncheon went viral... has over 110 hits on Youtube." - Alex Flanagan (via Ben Koo) [VIDEO]

6) "Houston, scoring his 20th touchdown on the year, on the ground." - Pam Ward (via MDWDFW)

5) "Tie goes to the runner." - Matt Millen (via CK29) on an equal possession reception...it's not baseball, everyone's running

4) "It's so hard to win in football." - Tom Cole (via sctvman)

3) "Chris Berman, the best analyst in the business." - Beth Mowins (via sctvman)

2) "If he wasn't a quiet guy, he would be a vocal leader on this club" - Craig James (via dhh78) on Marcus Lattimore.

1) "Got his hands on a lot of balls and then a sack." - Gary Danielson (via Ryan Scheb)

Week 3 Top 5 -

1) Pam Ward 28 pts

2) Craig James 17 pts

3) Matt Millen 14 pts

4) Beth Mowins 13 pts

5) Gary Danielson 11 pts,

Others receiving votes - T6) Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, Warrick Dunn 9 pts, Dan Hawkins 9 pts, 9) Sean McDonogh 8 pts, T10) Wendi Nix 7 pts, Steve Martin 7 pts, Tom Cole 7 pts, 13) Lou Holtz 6 pts, 14) Andre Ware 5 pts, 15) Alex Flanagan 4 pts, T16) Joe Tiller 3 pts, Keith Jones 3 pts, T18) Danny Kanell 2 pts, Jesse Palmer 2 pts, 20) Kevin Kugler 1 pt.

The Full Week 4 Announcing Schedule will be coming soon, where you can find the dates and times of games and all the announcing pairings as well.  Then, make sure you check back every Saturday for the Pam Ward Chronicles and another week of the Pammies!

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Can Pam Ward stay atop the standings as we approach the vote for Week 2 of the Pammies?  (Hint: she has a decent chance.  Also, her broadcast partner Dan Hawkins may be her top challenger this year.)  It was a great week of exciting games all over the place, especially the insane Notre Dame-Michigan finish that showed us crappy defenses can be a lot of fun.  As a reminder as to how this works, each week we'll nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that person 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th.  Remember, you can vote for your favorite five quotes.  Here are your Week 2 nominees...

1) "Is there any place better to play and coach than Illinois?" - Kevin Kugler (via Benjamin Bordeau)

2) "Danny Travathan. Let's make that a synonym for a great play." - Pam Ward (via sctvman)

3) "If you take away a bad Oregon State punt and Russell Wilson this game is 0-0." -Chris Spielman (via Schwizzy)

4) "That might be a game-saving stop." - Dan Hawkins (via sctvman) with the game 13-6 CMU with 4:15 in the second quarter.

5) "He's been so cold I think he was out getting a hot dog" - Dan Hawkins with two analogies that make no sense when put together. (via CK29)

6) "Michigan couldn't beat Notre Dame even if Lee Corso played for Notre Dame"- Lou Holtz (via The Subway Domer)

7) "That was a very long one yard gain." - John Thornton (via sctvman)

8) "It takes a special guy to hit that thing fast and hard everytime." - Andre Ware (via DCare24)

9) "... is from right here in Louisville" - Pam Ward (via TheBlightning) calling the CM-UK game from Lexington.

10) "Rutgers down by five, looking to get even." - Steve Martin (via minapier)

11) "Its hard to win when your groceries are ugly" - Liam McHugh (via jleimer)

12) "In another life, I'm coming back as UGA's mascot." - Matt Millen (via sctvman)

13) "Norfolk State has come out and shot all of their bullets."- John Thornton (via sctvman)

14) "He kicks left-footed, even though he throws right-footed" - Sean McDonough (via boystevie)

15) "Michigan wins it." - Brent Musburger (via brewfangrb) with over a minute left in the game and two lead changes yet to come.

16) "This Triple Option offense gives you a lot of options" - Warrick Dunn (via sctvman)

Vote For Your Week 2 Pammy Winners! (vote for up to five)

The winners will come Wednesday morning so make sure you vote early and often and check back for the full Week 3 announcing sked later this week!

 

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Thanks to all of you who voted and took part in Week 1 of the Pammies.  Here are the winners below and the updated (well, first) release of the standings.  You'll never guess who took home Pammy gold in the opening week.  (I'll give you a hint - the Pam Ward Chronicles are named after her.)  The Full Week 2 Announcing Schedule is also coming soon.  The envelope please...

10) "Two ex-presidents represented there on the sideline." - Beth Mowins after camera shot of Auburn sideline using pics of Obama and Bush to signal plays.

9) "You have so many things going on in your mind, the last thing you're worried about is the play cock, the play clock..." - Danny Kanell (via bfinleyui)

8) "Should take a knee here" - Joe Tiller with losing team nearing field goal range with under 30 seconds left (via Bloguin)

7) "Wow, if they'd have caught him right there, they would have caught him behind the yardage line." - Beth Mowins (via SaxxSkwerl)

6) "You've got to play football for sixty minutes every snap." - Andre Ware (via sctvman)

5) "Here is where i think he makes a mistake.  He zeroed in and threw a strike." -Matt Millen (via bjo109)

4) "And Northwestern without Dan Persa on the road at Boston College on ESPNU. Pam?" - Wendi Nix
(Awkward silence)
Beth Mowins: "Beth Mowins and Mike Bellotti here at Jordan-Hare Stadium..." (via jdwvu)

3) "I like to see a running back who has eyeballs in his shoes." - Craig James (via Brady Green)

2) "The goal of the defense is to keep the offense from scoring." - Artrell Hawkins with brilliant analysis (via steve5643)

1) "Smith has a team high 6 catches on the season. Or on the season or in the game because it's the first game of season" - Pam Ward (via kevin7673)

Week 1 Standings - 1) Pam Ward 10 pts, 2) Artrell Hawkins 9 pts, 3) Craig James 8 pts, 4) Wendi Nix 7 pts, 5) Matt Millen 6 pts, T6) Andre Ware 5 pts, Beth Mowins 5 pts, 8) Joe Tiller 3 pts, 9) Danny Kanell 2 pts.

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1. Chris Spielman (19)

2. Bob Griese (11)

3. Rece Davis & Mark Jones (10)

5. Brent Musburger (9)

6. Craig James & Verne Lundquist (8)

Others receiving votes: Kirk Herbstreit (7), Pam Ward (6), Dave Lapham (6), Chris Martin (6), Gary Danielson (6), Dave Pasch (6), Mike Leach (6), Mike Patrick (6), Lou Holtz (5), Andre Ware (5), Matt Millen (5), Kelly Stouffer (4), Joe Beninati (4), Brad Nessler (4), Beth Mowins (4), Bob Davie (3), Dave Weekley (3), Steve Beurlein (2), John Congemi (2), Brian Griese (2), Barry Tompkins (2), Roger Twibel (2), Ron Franklin (2), Joe Tessitore (2), Mushin Muhammad (2), Dave Popkin (2), Jeremy Bloom (2), Lee Corso (2), Charles Neal (2), Brock Huard (1), Shaun King (1), Trent Dilfer (1), Tom Hammond (1), Rob Stone (1), Tom Glasgow (1), Holly Rowe (1), Dave Lamont (1), Picabo Street (1) Glen Mason (1), Mike Hill (1), Doug Graber (1), Clay Matvick (1), Packey (1), Tim Brando (1), Dave Norrie (1), Joel Klatt (1), Bob Wischusen (1), Danny Kanell (1), Wendi Nix (1), Robbie Caldwell (1), Mike Hogewood (1),

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Thanks to everyone who submitted comments this past weekend. You can vote here or leave a comment below, which will constitute a write-in vote.

1. "You're gonna go the sports psychologist route on me? How hard is it to kick the ball through the uprights?" -- Chris Spielman (via Rick James Bible Owner)

2. "South Carolina's been playing in high definition all day." -- Dave Neal (via Sctvman)

3. "That's like a turnover." -- Dave Lapham describes turnover on downs (via Sctvman)

4. "It's like trying to tackle a quadricep and a pectoral-there's no flat area" -- Dave Lapham, referring to Kendall Hunter. (via Zakk W.)

5. "You need vision." -- Chris Spielman on running backs.

6. "Speaking of ice cream, Barberette the Flavor of the Month." -- Chris Martin  (via Rick James Bible Owner)

7.  "A helmet flies ... and I hope there's not a head in it." -- Mike Hogewood (via Tom Green - Pittsburgh)

8.  "At least initally it looked like he didn't get it..." -- Pam Ward after a first down (via Sctvman)

9.  "After 1st and goal from the one, now they will have to punt" -- Verne Lundquist after LSU was denied the endzone on the first 3 downs. (via Zakk W.)

10. "Boren looking for an identity as a receiver, I suppose. 'The Boren Identity.'" -- Matt Millen (via Rick James Bible Owner)

11.  Mark Jones said you could see the ivy on the Wrigley walls, when it was an advertising board with pictures of ivy on it.  (via KT)

12. "They'll make it really tight. Of course they'd like to score." - Gary Danielson as LSU trails 36-35 with the ball late in 4th (via SkinsCapsTerps)

13. "And it is 3rd and 7 coming up."  -- Brent Musburger. The incompletion made it 4th down. (via Rick James Bible Owner)

14. "We let him sit back there and pick his nose." -- Robbie Caldwell on CSS on the lack of defensive pressure on Vols QB Tyler Bray. (via Sctvman)

15. Robert Smith on some shirtless guy at Mizzou-ISU: "That guy looks like an out of shape Will Ferrell." 
Wendi Nix: "Isn't that an oxymoron?"  Nope, that's redundant. (via Rick James Bible Owner) 

16.  "It has been a festival of points tonight." -- Roger Twibell

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