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Aaron Torres is one of the up-and-coming stars of the sports writing world, most recently signing a six-
year, $36 million dollar contract to join the Awful Announcing team. Unfortunately, the contract was
voided just a few days later, after he failed a mandatory performance enhancing drug test.

Aaron is a sports enthusiast since birth, spending way too much time during his developmental years
watching sports, and not nearly enough time talking to girls. Aaron is a graduate of the University
of Connecticut, and runs the not quite award winning site, www.aarontorres-sports.com, amongst
his many writing gigs. He also may be the most lenient of all the Awful Announcing writers, even
occasionally finding Lou Holtz to be entertaining. In a related story, he may not make it here very long.